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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Labubrutus.....is this anything?
August 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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went to the store
June 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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shoutout to Captain Hook's double-barreled blunt rig ️‍🔥️‍🔥
May 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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you're welcome
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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JFK Files Reveal Lee Harvey Oswald Played Violent Video Games
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JFK Files Reveal Lee Harvey Oswald Played Violent Video Games
WASHINGTON — The recent declassification of all records relating to President John F. Kennedy’s assassination has revealed that the event was motivated entirely by Lee…
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March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The idea - reinforced by most big media outlets - that we’re not seeing the same level of resistance to Trump as we saw in 2017 could not be more wrong.
March 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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brushing my teeth for the first time in like 4 months in desperate hopes that it will deceive the dentists
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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February 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Spent all my money on tools for work, and now my account is at zero, two bills are going unpaid till next paycheck, and I'm stretching a big pot of chicken and rice.
On the plus side, aircat 5250-a-t air hammer go brrrrrr
February 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Taking my kids to CVS as if it were an aquarium. Gazing at toiletries and OTC medicine behind glass. What a time to be alive.
January 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Do big & tall stores fall under DEI? Or are they safe.
January 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Just want to reiterate, we shouldn't know a damn thing about Super Bowl commercials until the moment they air that Sunday
January 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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HELL YES:

Michael Steele delivers a genius game-plan to absolutely DERAIL the GOP.

Democrats need to STOP helping Republicans. “Let them choke on (their majority).”

His words were BLUNT:

“Y'all need to chill on this, all this kumbaya partisan bi-partisan crap.” He added.

🔥🔥🔥
January 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Eddie Valiant doesn’t say it, but you know after his brother was crushed by a piano right in front of him, an ambulance showed up, and two Toons with a stretcher picked up the broken piano and rushed it to a hospital.

I think that would upset me more than the murder.
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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July 12, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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Every once in a while, I go back to the archive to see what I made around this time last year.
December 12, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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Calvin & Hobbes
November 21, 2023 at 7:05 AM
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#LVvsMIA The Dolphins swim past the Raiders, winning back-to-back!
November 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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Do you think Tony Romo makes his wife wear a Patrick Mahomes jersey in the bedroom
November 18, 2024 at 12:22 AM