Renner
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Renner
@arennerisme.bsky.social
· Oct 22
PRIME – Number One by Definition
Number One by Definition
www.prime-wrestling.com
If anyone is morbidly curious about what I've been doing for the past few years, I currently do most of my writing under the name "Coral Avalon" over at www.prime-wrestling.com.
A lot of it's pretty insular and dumb, like wrestling itself is, but it's fun and it's helped my writing and confidence.
A lot of it's pretty insular and dumb, like wrestling itself is, but it's fun and it's helped my writing and confidence.
So.
Earlier today, I went downstairs to make chicken marsala. While I'm doing this, my dad is watching the Chargers-Texans game.
I got deep into the process when he asks me a question about playoff scenarios. So I go ESPN, and... I noticed that the score on ESPN is different that the game on TV.
Earlier today, I went downstairs to make chicken marsala. While I'm doing this, my dad is watching the Chargers-Texans game.
I got deep into the process when he asks me a question about playoff scenarios. So I go ESPN, and... I noticed that the score on ESPN is different that the game on TV.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So.
Earlier today, I went downstairs to make chicken marsala. While I'm doing this, my dad is watching the Chargers-Texans game.
I got deep into the process when he asks me a question about playoff scenarios. So I go ESPN, and... I noticed that the score on ESPN is different that the game on TV.
Earlier today, I went downstairs to make chicken marsala. While I'm doing this, my dad is watching the Chargers-Texans game.
I got deep into the process when he asks me a question about playoff scenarios. So I go ESPN, and... I noticed that the score on ESPN is different that the game on TV.
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's time to talk to you about my cat.
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Expel the yes votes from the party and cut off all their access to fundraising, then remove Schumer from leadership. Anything less is mealy-mouthed coward bullshit.
As this vote moves to the House, I stand with Democratic leadership as they refuse to rubber stamp the full-scale Republican assault on Americans’ health care and I am proud of the majority of Senate Democrats who opposed this vote.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Expel the yes votes from the party and cut off all their access to fundraising, then remove Schumer from leadership. Anything less is mealy-mouthed coward bullshit.
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This is the first Halloween we've had here where it really feels like Halloween outside. It's cold and windy, tons of leaves blowing around after a big storm. Ominous John Carpenter synths are wafting through the air. There's a guy with a machete on my lawn. Picture perfect holiday.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is the first Halloween we've had here where it really feels like Halloween outside. It's cold and windy, tons of leaves blowing around after a big storm. Ominous John Carpenter synths are wafting through the air. There's a guy with a machete on my lawn. Picture perfect holiday.
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
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I think if you're walking straight into body shots like this from fucking GWAR of all bands, you probably should just give up on whatever it was you were trying to do in the first place.
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I think if you're walking straight into body shots like this from fucking GWAR of all bands, you probably should just give up on whatever it was you were trying to do in the first place.
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it's not exactly an index of things but it is pretty funny that fall of US hegemony is coinciding with the silent hill franchise switching its setting to japan
March 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
it's not exactly an index of things but it is pretty funny that fall of US hegemony is coinciding with the silent hill franchise switching its setting to japan
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I wrote about the experience of government of, by, and for people who have been driven insane by screens. (This is a gift link, please Consider Defector if you are interested in subscribing to a website) defector.com/the-united-s...
The United States Of Snitches | Defector
On Saturday, the chairman of the Republican Party in Michigan’s Oakland County spent his afternoon directing his online followers’ attention to local businesses that had not lowered their flags to hal...
defector.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I wrote about the experience of government of, by, and for people who have been driven insane by screens. (This is a gift link, please Consider Defector if you are interested in subscribing to a website) defector.com/the-united-s...
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
They say that it's always darkest before the dawn, but I don't think they accounted for this country's capacity to have infinite night.
Anyway, stay safe out there.
Anyway, stay safe out there.
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They say that it's always darkest before the dawn, but I don't think they accounted for this country's capacity to have infinite night.
Anyway, stay safe out there.
Anyway, stay safe out there.
Bluesky is hardly where I'd post life updates, but it's been a minute since I posted anything. I'm fine, just lurking.
Life's been a constant stream of microdisruptions since Thanksgiving, but at least it's not as harrowing now as it was then.
Life's been a constant stream of microdisruptions since Thanksgiving, but at least it's not as harrowing now as it was then.
July 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Bluesky is hardly where I'd post life updates, but it's been a minute since I posted anything. I'm fine, just lurking.
Life's been a constant stream of microdisruptions since Thanksgiving, but at least it's not as harrowing now as it was then.
Life's been a constant stream of microdisruptions since Thanksgiving, but at least it's not as harrowing now as it was then.
Hello.
It's been a rough month for yaboi.
My dad ended up in the hospital the day before Thanksgiving because the entire medical profession around here missed two broken ribs for the last four months. Then he had to go back two days after Christmas since said profession discharged him too early.
It's been a rough month for yaboi.
My dad ended up in the hospital the day before Thanksgiving because the entire medical profession around here missed two broken ribs for the last four months. Then he had to go back two days after Christmas since said profession discharged him too early.
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hello.
It's been a rough month for yaboi.
My dad ended up in the hospital the day before Thanksgiving because the entire medical profession around here missed two broken ribs for the last four months. Then he had to go back two days after Christmas since said profession discharged him too early.
It's been a rough month for yaboi.
My dad ended up in the hospital the day before Thanksgiving because the entire medical profession around here missed two broken ribs for the last four months. Then he had to go back two days after Christmas since said profession discharged him too early.
As weeks go, I don't recommend this one.
December 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
As weeks go, I don't recommend this one.
Writing is its own art. It's a thing I refined with practice, and then more practice, and then more practice.
And then I use this art and create beautiful tapestries built specifically to house all of my fart and shit jokes.
And then I use this art and create beautiful tapestries built specifically to house all of my fart and shit jokes.
November 13, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Writing is its own art. It's a thing I refined with practice, and then more practice, and then more practice.
And then I use this art and create beautiful tapestries built specifically to house all of my fart and shit jokes.
And then I use this art and create beautiful tapestries built specifically to house all of my fart and shit jokes.
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Tomorrow is going to be miserable for a variety of reasons, but do your best out there.
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Tomorrow is going to be miserable for a variety of reasons, but do your best out there.