Ardnik
@ardnik.bsky.social
Hi! I’m occasionally checking in to follow people I recognize from Twitter but I’m not active over here yet! Sorry!
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English/🤏日本語
She/Her
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Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
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There are few joys so pure as that moment in a video game where you FINALLY unlock the double jump.
March 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There are few joys so pure as that moment in a video game where you FINALLY unlock the double jump.
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Shout out to the one Christmas hand towel you find right after you finish putting all the decorations in the attic
December 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Shout out to the one Christmas hand towel you find right after you finish putting all the decorations in the attic
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I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
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Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
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No thoughts just Edo period depiction of hammerhead sharks
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
No thoughts just Edo period depiction of hammerhead sharks
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Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS DULLES STARBUCKS PLAYING "WHITE CHRISTMAS" ON NOVEMBER 7
November 8, 2024 at 4:01 AM
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS DULLES STARBUCKS PLAYING "WHITE CHRISTMAS" ON NOVEMBER 7
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Knives Out sequel but it's just my dog having thrown up in the middle of the night and now i can't find the evidence this morning
November 8, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Knives Out sequel but it's just my dog having thrown up in the middle of the night and now i can't find the evidence this morning
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This is Darwin. He is afraid of pretty much everything. Despite this, our 3yo is convinced he chases away super scary monsters every night when we all go to bed. To him, Darwin is the bravest cat in the world.
You might not feel brave, but I promise, just like Darwin, to someone, you are a hero.
You might not feel brave, but I promise, just like Darwin, to someone, you are a hero.
November 8, 2024 at 11:17 PM
This is Darwin. He is afraid of pretty much everything. Despite this, our 3yo is convinced he chases away super scary monsters every night when we all go to bed. To him, Darwin is the bravest cat in the world.
You might not feel brave, but I promise, just like Darwin, to someone, you are a hero.
You might not feel brave, but I promise, just like Darwin, to someone, you are a hero.
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Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
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If you've never blocked an account on Bluesky, this should be your first. He is the camel's nose under the Bluesky tent. Put him and his 3.1M Twitter followers in a 19th century enclosure.
Profile link to block:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Profile link to block:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 7, 2024 at 5:23 PM
If you've never blocked an account on Bluesky, this should be your first. He is the camel's nose under the Bluesky tent. Put him and his 3.1M Twitter followers in a 19th century enclosure.
Profile link to block:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Profile link to block:
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Between coming off Daylight Savings and the Election, I’m really feeling the possum vibes. I would like to be warm and snuggly and I am not. Don’t test me or I will bite someone.
November 7, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Between coming off Daylight Savings and the Election, I’m really feeling the possum vibes. I would like to be warm and snuggly and I am not. Don’t test me or I will bite someone.
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[Googles how to do a revolution]
[Googles how to do a rebellion]
[Googles swordfighting basics with video]
[Googles nearby bakeries]
[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
[Googles how to do a rebellion]
[Googles swordfighting basics with video]
[Googles nearby bakeries]
[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
November 6, 2024 at 2:04 PM
[Googles how to do a revolution]
[Googles how to do a rebellion]
[Googles swordfighting basics with video]
[Googles nearby bakeries]
[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
[Googles how to do a rebellion]
[Googles swordfighting basics with video]
[Googles nearby bakeries]
[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
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Pants is very serious about you so needing to eat, hydrate, and take your meds. Today is extra hard, so do it for Pants, if nothing else.
November 6, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Pants is very serious about you so needing to eat, hydrate, and take your meds. Today is extra hard, so do it for Pants, if nothing else.
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Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
November 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
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me: hard to smile today
*cat races down the hallway carrying a scone*
*wife emerges and gives chase yelling GIVE BACK THAT SCONE IT'S NOT FOR YOU*
me: I was wrong
*cat races down the hallway carrying a scone*
*wife emerges and gives chase yelling GIVE BACK THAT SCONE IT'S NOT FOR YOU*
me: I was wrong
November 7, 2024 at 2:15 AM
me: hard to smile today
*cat races down the hallway carrying a scone*
*wife emerges and gives chase yelling GIVE BACK THAT SCONE IT'S NOT FOR YOU*
me: I was wrong
*cat races down the hallway carrying a scone*
*wife emerges and gives chase yelling GIVE BACK THAT SCONE IT'S NOT FOR YOU*
me: I was wrong
Whelp, looks like I’m probably going to be over here a lot more.
November 7, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Whelp, looks like I’m probably going to be over here a lot more.
Still not over here much, just trying to get everything in order for when I do leave Twitter!
I’m working on trying to find people from Twitter over here, so if I follow you, hi!
I’m working on trying to find people from Twitter over here, so if I follow you, hi!
October 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Still not over here much, just trying to get everything in order for when I do leave Twitter!
I’m working on trying to find people from Twitter over here, so if I follow you, hi!
I’m working on trying to find people from Twitter over here, so if I follow you, hi!
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