Arch Stanton
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Arch Stanton
@archstanton25.bsky.social
When Marrakech is overrun by mutant lizard-people, don’t come crying to me
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1066 - The Battle of Hastings - Carson Beck takes the field

1439 - Miami enters field goal range

1776 - American Revolution begins - Miami 1st & goal

1897 - Allstate commercial
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Not a “catch” but holy shit
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
That’s one way to win the division
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
You know the Dave’s Killer Bread guy skips leg day
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Challengers is a movie about mixing up your first and second husbands
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Kevin Stefanski has had an awesome week, you tell me I’m handsome, rich, and don’t have to coach the Browns, I say you’re welcome baby
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
In case you forgot, Alabama lost by 35 in a playoff game
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Kirby baby what are you doing
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Is Iowa about to win a shootout
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Are you kidding with that catch
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Realizing there are actually multiple Cheez It Bowl Eras is @rodger.bsky.social coded
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Escalating Lincoln Riley to full red assed coach, I’m calling it
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first time, long time, the Music City Bowl preview made me double over with laughter walking my dog this morning
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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My dad prefaced his Christmas gift with an anecdote about why it’s a bad idea to take an edible before you go to World Market.
December 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha

The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM