Arch Stanton
@archstanton25.bsky.social
When Marrakech is overrun by mutant lizard-people, don’t come crying to me
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That’s one way to win the division
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
That’s one way to win the division
You know the Dave’s Killer Bread guy skips leg day
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
You know the Dave’s Killer Bread guy skips leg day
Challengers is a movie about mixing up your first and second husbands
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Challengers is a movie about mixing up your first and second husbands
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Kevin Stefanski has had an awesome week, you tell me I’m handsome, rich, and don’t have to coach the Browns, I say you’re welcome baby
January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Kevin Stefanski has had an awesome week, you tell me I’m handsome, rich, and don’t have to coach the Browns, I say you’re welcome baby
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As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember:
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
In case you forgot, Alabama lost by 35 in a playoff game
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
In case you forgot, Alabama lost by 35 in a playoff game
Kirby baby what are you doing
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Kirby baby what are you doing
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Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
Is Iowa about to win a shootout
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Is Iowa about to win a shootout
Are you kidding with that catch
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Are you kidding with that catch
Realizing there are actually multiple Cheez It Bowl Eras is @rodger.bsky.social coded
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Realizing there are actually multiple Cheez It Bowl Eras is @rodger.bsky.social coded
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
Escalating Lincoln Riley to full red assed coach, I’m calling it
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Escalating Lincoln Riley to full red assed coach, I’m calling it
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first time, long time, the Music City Bowl preview made me double over with laughter walking my dog this morning
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social first time, long time, the Music City Bowl preview made me double over with laughter walking my dog this morning
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My dad prefaced his Christmas gift with an anecdote about why it’s a bad idea to take an edible before you go to World Market.
December 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My dad prefaced his Christmas gift with an anecdote about why it’s a bad idea to take an edible before you go to World Market.
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[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Ok yeah it felt like an arrested development bit for a second bsky.app/profile/dian...
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ok yeah it felt like an arrested development bit for a second bsky.app/profile/dian...
Minimalism is for pussies
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
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December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Minimalism is for pussies
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I love that there is exactly one postseason game between college football teams that won their conferences and it is happening right now, at 11 a.m. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I love that there is exactly one postseason game between college football teams that won their conferences and it is happening right now, at 11 a.m. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Last night our book club went to a wine shop, one of the guys doesn’t drink so he ordered a bowl of **vanilla ice cream**
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Last night our book club went to a wine shop, one of the guys doesn’t drink so he ordered a bowl of **vanilla ice cream**