David Baumiller
@apolloyorp.bsky.social
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
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every president should have to give the previous president a blowjob in the oval office. this will replace the inauguration oath
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
every president should have to give the previous president a blowjob in the oval office. this will replace the inauguration oath
Zero prison time for all non-violent crimes. Community service, house arrest, manditory counseling instead.
And for all white collar crimes: 100% of what was stolen needs to be paid back.
And for all white collar crimes: 100% of what was stolen needs to be paid back.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Zero prison time for all non-violent crimes. Community service, house arrest, manditory counseling instead.
And for all white collar crimes: 100% of what was stolen needs to be paid back.
And for all white collar crimes: 100% of what was stolen needs to be paid back.
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stop saying great britain is "pedophile island"
they spell it paedophile over there
they spell it paedophile over there
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
stop saying great britain is "pedophile island"
they spell it paedophile over there
they spell it paedophile over there
Bi
please don't @ me like "actually cerium is unique among the lanthanides for its +4 oxidation state"
⚗️🧪 #chemsky
⚗️🧪 #chemsky
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bi
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Hey babe wake up. New periodic table of the elements just dropped
please don't @ me like "actually cerium is unique among the lanthanides for its +4 oxidation state"
⚗️🧪 #chemsky
⚗️🧪 #chemsky
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hey babe wake up. New periodic table of the elements just dropped
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My name is Tucker Favreau. I'm a 34 year-old Army Veteran running as a Democratic Candidate for US Senate in Maine. Attached is my rather simple announcement video. Please share if you are looking for more options in Maine to replace Susan Collins! And support Medicare for All! #maine #mepolitics
Tucker for Maine - US Senate Announcement
YouTube video by Tucker For Maine
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My name is Tucker Favreau. I'm a 34 year-old Army Veteran running as a Democratic Candidate for US Senate in Maine. Attached is my rather simple announcement video. Please share if you are looking for more options in Maine to replace Susan Collins! And support Medicare for All! #maine #mepolitics
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breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
breaking news: the statue of liberty just got her titties out
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if you listened to Blue Monday by New Order as a child how are things going now after you transitioned into a beautiful woman
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
if you listened to Blue Monday by New Order as a child how are things going now after you transitioned into a beautiful woman
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My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
(If I'm wrong, I'll go even more niche, but these two games filled so much of my free time during almost all of high school and I LOVE THEM.)
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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i know in my heart deep down that alexander the great would've loved injecting estrogen weekly while on her campaigns
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i know in my heart deep down that alexander the great would've loved injecting estrogen weekly while on her campaigns
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Speaking of which, did Tucker ever get to fuck that M&M?
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Speaking of which, did Tucker ever get to fuck that M&M?
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
For my synesthesia friends, are both of these purple? Because I feel like they're both purple.
November and Thursday are the same thing
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
For my synesthesia friends, are both of these purple? Because I feel like they're both purple.
November and Thursday are the same thing
October 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November and Thursday are the same thing
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Boromir: The fellowship should pivot to ring
July 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Boromir: The fellowship should pivot to ring
Why's it called a minigun? I've seem some other guns before. I assure you, this isn't one of the mini ones.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why's it called a minigun? I've seem some other guns before. I assure you, this isn't one of the mini ones.
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ICE spotted in Lawrenceville this am. Alert a friend if needed.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
ICE spotted in Lawrenceville this am. Alert a friend if needed.
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I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.
Unsolicited pick pic
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Unsolicited pick pic
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@jmarshpgh.bsky.social I feel like that Brunicke tally deserves an old school "Should I snipe?"
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@jmarshpgh.bsky.social I feel like that Brunicke tally deserves an old school "Should I snipe?"
The Internet is dead. Long live the AInternet.
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Internet is dead. Long live the AInternet.
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