Pastel Pie
@apastelpie.bsky.social
24 | she/they 🩷💛🩵 | Living my best life with my husband, animals, and hoard of yarn
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Pastel Pie
@apastelpie.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you like:
Terraria ⚔️
Stardew Valley 👩🌾
Satisfactory ⚙️
Fiber arts 🧶
Cute animals 🐱🐶
Over the Garden Wall 🍂
Cooking mega scrump food 🍙
Lukewarm takes on pieces of media 🎬
And other things I'm forgetting right now...
Then follow along! ✨️
Unless you're under 18... then go away.
Terraria ⚔️
Stardew Valley 👩🌾
Satisfactory ⚙️
Fiber arts 🧶
Cute animals 🐱🐶
Over the Garden Wall 🍂
Cooking mega scrump food 🍙
Lukewarm takes on pieces of media 🎬
And other things I'm forgetting right now...
Then follow along! ✨️
Unless you're under 18... then go away.
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Please kiss carefully.
June 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Please kiss carefully.
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Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather
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June 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather
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A local NM event in my town brought in a mobile museum. It had this poster from early statehood history and made me think of John Green's newest book, Everything is Tuberculosis. Still applicable today.
July 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A local NM event in my town brought in a mobile museum. It had this poster from early statehood history and made me think of John Green's newest book, Everything is Tuberculosis. Still applicable today.
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❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
April 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
❌ let's get that bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
❌ let's get that cheddar
✅ let's get that cheesy bread
I got around to making 4 games of (imo) varying difficulty.
1
Angle|Key|Note
Pitch|Sap|Toss
Throw|Yaw|Tap
2
Fun|Eagles|Bats
Butterfly|Ravens|Pars
Birdies|Cardinals|Queen
3
Pear|Beauty|Kiwi
Hourglass|Nvidia|Samsung
Apple|Round|Windows
4 (needs workshopping?)
ツ|🕰|😕
Ü|🔢|🎲
😐|🧀|🙂
1
Angle|Key|Note
Pitch|Sap|Toss
Throw|Yaw|Tap
2
Fun|Eagles|Bats
Butterfly|Ravens|Pars
Birdies|Cardinals|Queen
3
Pear|Beauty|Kiwi
Hourglass|Nvidia|Samsung
Apple|Round|Windows
4 (needs workshopping?)
ツ|🕰|😕
Ü|🔢|🎲
😐|🧀|🙂
I invented a game. It’s called 4 x 3.
It’s like connections except that there are three words in each category, there are four categories, and one word is in all four categories.
Easy mode is when you know the special word. Hard is when you don’t.
It’s like connections except that there are three words in each category, there are four categories, and one word is in all four categories.
Easy mode is when you know the special word. Hard is when you don’t.
April 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I got around to making 4 games of (imo) varying difficulty.
1
Angle|Key|Note
Pitch|Sap|Toss
Throw|Yaw|Tap
2
Fun|Eagles|Bats
Butterfly|Ravens|Pars
Birdies|Cardinals|Queen
3
Pear|Beauty|Kiwi
Hourglass|Nvidia|Samsung
Apple|Round|Windows
4 (needs workshopping?)
ツ|🕰|😕
Ü|🔢|🎲
😐|🧀|🙂
1
Angle|Key|Note
Pitch|Sap|Toss
Throw|Yaw|Tap
2
Fun|Eagles|Bats
Butterfly|Ravens|Pars
Birdies|Cardinals|Queen
3
Pear|Beauty|Kiwi
Hourglass|Nvidia|Samsung
Apple|Round|Windows
4 (needs workshopping?)
ツ|🕰|😕
Ü|🔢|🎲
😐|🧀|🙂
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“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
April 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
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My porcelain dragon designs are finally getting their proper enamel pin adaptions. These are add-ons as part of my Draconology backerkit pin campaign for pintopia 2025! Link in my bio for the page! Get them now at their special discounted prices!
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My porcelain dragon designs are finally getting their proper enamel pin adaptions. These are add-ons as part of my Draconology backerkit pin campaign for pintopia 2025! Link in my bio for the page! Get them now at their special discounted prices!
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January 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
January 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
What a relatable king
i can eat approximately 5000 of those nerds gummy clusters
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What a relatable king
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That explains a lot.
January 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That explains a lot.
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I appreciate how the Indiana Jones game understands and emulates the unreality of the films. Enemies do a big "WHOAOAOH" animation when pushed off a ledge. A glass bottle will knock a guy out as consistently as a lump hammer. It's action theater. Everything that happens must be big and cool and fun
January 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I appreciate how the Indiana Jones game understands and emulates the unreality of the films. Enemies do a big "WHOAOAOH" animation when pushed off a ledge. A glass bottle will knock a guy out as consistently as a lump hammer. It's action theater. Everything that happens must be big and cool and fun
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my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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Year of the snake🐍🌿✨
January 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Year of the snake🐍🌿✨
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idk cybertrucks don’t just blow up on their own, you have to expose them to humidity or a weak magnet
January 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
idk cybertrucks don’t just blow up on their own, you have to expose them to humidity or a weak magnet
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Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
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GENRES ARE MARKETING TOOLS NOT RULES
different line of explains a lot than air is stuff, but literary genres are marketing tools, not rules ! also that ancient cultures interacted with each other
December 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
GENRES ARE MARKETING TOOLS NOT RULES
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Focus groups ruin everything.
December 27, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Focus groups ruin everything.
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Black Fish and a White Cat ❄️
December 23, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Black Fish and a White Cat ❄️
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Video Games are not a waste of time 😌
(Unless you're playing League of Legends)
(Unless you're playing League of Legends)
December 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Video Games are not a waste of time 😌
(Unless you're playing League of Legends)
(Unless you're playing League of Legends)
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hello new followers look at my very small cat with very large hands
December 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
hello new followers look at my very small cat with very large hands
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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cafe sketching + museum = ideal date 🤍🧸
December 22, 2024 at 9:44 AM
cafe sketching + museum = ideal date 🤍🧸
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in case anyone needed these in crisp HD -R
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
in case anyone needed these in crisp HD -R