Samantha Eilander
@anthagonist.bsky.social
Allegedly a software developer // she/her
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THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
BE IN FULL COLOR
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
BE IN FULL COLOR
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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Bluesky adopting a "we will ban anyone who is mean to pedophiles" moderation posture is confusing until you remember it was started by a bunch of tech libertarians as a haven for Ai cultists and crypto guys.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bluesky adopting a "we will ban anyone who is mean to pedophiles" moderation posture is confusing until you remember it was started by a bunch of tech libertarians as a haven for Ai cultists and crypto guys.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
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whomst amongst us
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
whomst amongst us
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topical
a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
topical
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Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
Standards organisations bring a "we want $750 for a PDF even if you just want to peek at a single table" vibe to to the party that I really don't like.
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Standards organisations bring a "we want $750 for a PDF even if you just want to peek at a single table" vibe to to the party that I really don't like.
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That she's cool as fuck?
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
That she's cool as fuck?
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The function of the waffles joke is an in-group signifier. Singal, Graber, and Oppiliappan are showing in-group solidarity; they're all in on a joke. The joke is they have institutional power, and you don't, and they feel contempt for you, that you still want to have opinions about how power's used.
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The function of the waffles joke is an in-group signifier. Singal, Graber, and Oppiliappan are showing in-group solidarity; they're all in on a joke. The joke is they have institutional power, and you don't, and they feel contempt for you, that you still want to have opinions about how power's used.
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CEO: we're all trying to improve this place
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
October 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
CEO: we're all trying to improve this place
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right
CEO:
You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right
CEO: WAFFLES
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I have indeed been asked before why I don't get into Uma or anything like it.
This.
This is it.
I've learned my lesson with Love Live and the fact that I see people happily delving RIGHT INTO IT w/ no second thought is going to send me to the grave early skjdhfjksdhskdfj
This.
This is it.
I've learned my lesson with Love Live and the fact that I see people happily delving RIGHT INTO IT w/ no second thought is going to send me to the grave early skjdhfjksdhskdfj
September 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I have indeed been asked before why I don't get into Uma or anything like it.
This.
This is it.
I've learned my lesson with Love Live and the fact that I see people happily delving RIGHT INTO IT w/ no second thought is going to send me to the grave early skjdhfjksdhskdfj
This.
This is it.
I've learned my lesson with Love Live and the fact that I see people happily delving RIGHT INTO IT w/ no second thought is going to send me to the grave early skjdhfjksdhskdfj
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again