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Annie Schmutz Seifullah, Esq.
@annieseifullah.bsky.social
Anti-violence + Pro-democracy | I represent survivors of intentional harms (abuse, assault, fraud, privacy violations) | Mom of Khalil, Wife of Sam. 💕 incendiilaw.com
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He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.

Make it make sense.
June 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I am begging people not to look to the NYT for coverage of what's happening. The BBC, Le Monde, Ajazeera and others will have more truthful coverage.
June 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I miss eggs
March 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
But what about six cups
March 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I try to convert 2 friends every month to Libro.fm - I think my body count is 48 at this point.

Divest from Amazon and encourage others to do the same.
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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The same geniuses who think a handful of trans athletes are “unfair” to women are seemingly fine with firing a female four star Coast Guard admiral without cause.

They don’t give a shit about women.
February 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
10/10 no notes
I like my government how I like my coffee - not in my vagina.
December 11, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Highly relatable content
Sometimes I want to leave New York but I worry about my bagel supply
December 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Counterpoint: Do
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Lots of not retired (and very excellent) attorneys will help for a very reasonable billable rate. Plz LMK.
That’s why we need a legal defense fund created specifically to combat government targeting. Maybe funded through ActBlue campaigns or something similar, and aided by retired lawyers.
December 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Do not underestimate anti-establishment uprising and sentiment in this moment.

Those in power, right or left, have a reckoning coming.
Obviously no idea what’s coming but the Syrian civil war has been ongoing for well over a decade and then in the space of like two weeks it maybe just ended? Incredible.
December 8, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Gail's account is a free lesson in social media literacy
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
This is the central thesis of my rantings about law television, i.e.:

The best copaganda show wasn’t Law and Order. It was CSI. Because CSI makes police tech look capable of solving any crime any time. Almost God like. When in reality, police tech is surveillance and forced confessions.
All that whiz-bang cop tech we've had countless television shows built around turns out to be kinda shitty actually
The inspirational holiday story we know in our bones that we both need and deserve
December 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Yet another sex abuser who is not a migrant, nor a drag queen, nor a trans woman.

What to know who the most common sexual abusers are, according to actual data?

1/3 🧵
Connecticut police sergeant & school resource officer supervisor, Ryan Moan, has been arrested for child sex crimes.
December 7, 2024 at 6:17 PM
What’s the BlueSky equivalent of what used to be LawTw*tter? 🪦

#BlueLaw?
#LawSky?

Plz tag other relevant folks and pitch a better name, thanks in advance

@lizcgil.bsky.social
@cagoldberglaw.bsky.social
@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
@mjsdc.bsky.social
@axidentaliberal.bsky.social
December 6, 2024 at 4:03 PM
And while we’re on the topic of health insurance, can we also mention that State Farm is not a good neighbor? That Nationwide is not on your side? That GEICO is not a quippy British lizard…

These companies profit by denying customers help, even when it’s a matter of life or death
December 5, 2024 at 3:13 PM
“Why can’t I just lose this extra 20 lbs I’m carrying around”

::while pouring heavy whipping cream into her coffee::
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Less than 10 percent of housing units developed since 2022 on the Upper West Side are affordable.
patch.com/new-york/upp...
Out Of 630 New UWS Apartments, Only 68 Were Affordable, Study Finds
Plus, City Council Member Gale Brewer, whose office produced the analysis, will vote "yes" on City of Yes.
patch.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Goal of the protagonist in:
French novel: "to fall in love"
British novel: "to get married"
Russian novel: "to become a great man"
American novel: "to kill that fuckin' whale, man. I want that GOD DAMN whale to die. FUCK, I hate whales so much!!"
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
So far my experience here is the same as the old place in that people less funny/smart than I am are outperforming me. Sad.
November 27, 2024 at 11:44 AM
For people who love meritocracy, they sure don’t
November 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
If you love this place like I do, consider reading FEARLESS SPEECH by @maryannefranks.bsky.social which posits the 1st Amendment’s highest calling isn’t protecting unfettered offensive speech — but rather protecting those who speak truth to power. 💥💪🏼💥

Buy it today, anywhere but Amazon.
November 26, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I beg of you to consider not buying any holiday gifts on Amazon. There are so many other options.
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Is it an echo chamber? Or are the acoustics just better.
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 AM