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AngryPlantain
@angryplantain.bsky.social
· Jul 15
Wake me up when MAGA gets to the oh no he's the antichrist part.
One correction -the US no longer has allies
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
One correction -the US no longer has allies
You ever feel like you love sleeping so much you may as well be dead already?
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You ever feel like you love sleeping so much you may as well be dead already?
A plaque at Valley Forge refers to one of the people Washington freed (in his will) as his "servant" WTF
Apropos of nothing, can we do away with the "but they freed the people they enslaved in their will!" arguments? If you knew enough to know it was wrong to enslave people after you died, you shouldn't be praised when you profited from their forced labor when you were alive.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A plaque at Valley Forge refers to one of the people Washington freed (in his will) as his "servant" WTF
Exciting play just happened
Tom Brady "this reminds me of that time we ran lemonade stands as kids"
Tom Brady "this reminds me of that time we ran lemonade stands as kids"
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Exciting play just happened
Tom Brady "this reminds me of that time we ran lemonade stands as kids"
Tom Brady "this reminds me of that time we ran lemonade stands as kids"
I just wish my cat was more considerate
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I just wish my cat was more considerate
Homeless guy just told me.
"We're made of Silverware"
Then added (ominously):
"You'll see me around"
"We're made of Silverware"
Then added (ominously):
"You'll see me around"
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Homeless guy just told me.
"We're made of Silverware"
Then added (ominously):
"You'll see me around"
"We're made of Silverware"
Then added (ominously):
"You'll see me around"
You don't have to stay at your job.
You don't have to stand by your man.
Cheryl Hines will never see this email, but girl, you did.
You don't have to stand by your man.
Cheryl Hines will never see this email, but girl, you did.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You don't have to stay at your job.
You don't have to stand by your man.
Cheryl Hines will never see this email, but girl, you did.
You don't have to stand by your man.
Cheryl Hines will never see this email, but girl, you did.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don't watch cable news but on a great night like tonight, my mood is much lowered by Michael Steele.
If we're throwing the traitor trash away, he gotta go too.
If we're throwing the traitor trash away, he gotta go too.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don't watch cable news but on a great night like tonight, my mood is much lowered by Michael Steele.
If we're throwing the traitor trash away, he gotta go too.
If we're throwing the traitor trash away, he gotta go too.
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Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices
Well all these elderly MAGA shit posters are killing every last bit of lingering interest in AI videos, so there's that.
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Well all these elderly MAGA shit posters are killing every last bit of lingering interest in AI videos, so there's that.
Go get yours messy queen!
George Santos filed fraudulent FEC reports, embezzled funds from donors, stole identities for theft, charged credit cards without authorization, fraudulently obtained unemployment benefits, and lied to Congress.
Santos is not a "rogue." Like you, Donald, he is a criminal who's getting off easy.
Santos is not a "rogue." Like you, Donald, he is a criminal who's getting off easy.
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Go get yours messy queen!
25th amendment NOW
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
25th amendment NOW
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i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors
LoL, crucible time again?
Charlie Kirk's mourning widow, Erika Kirk, was reportedly shocked by a news story claiming witches were hired to curse her husband days before he was shot dead.
Erika Kirk left 'rattled' after finding out 'witch's curse' placed on Charlie
www.irishstar.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
LoL, crucible time again?
Sometimes when I feel anxious I think about the fact that Usha Vance or Candace Owens probably looks around, sees a white guy and gets nervous too.
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sometimes when I feel anxious I think about the fact that Usha Vance or Candace Owens probably looks around, sees a white guy and gets nervous too.
Why are academics so self-congratulatory; lauding and hailing things that are barely achievements?
They are so insecure, doing anything requires constant validation?
They are so indecisive, even the bare minimum needs a victory lap?
They are such introverts, ironically prone to intense oversharing?
They are so insecure, doing anything requires constant validation?
They are so indecisive, even the bare minimum needs a victory lap?
They are such introverts, ironically prone to intense oversharing?
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why are academics so self-congratulatory; lauding and hailing things that are barely achievements?
They are so insecure, doing anything requires constant validation?
They are so indecisive, even the bare minimum needs a victory lap?
They are such introverts, ironically prone to intense oversharing?
They are so insecure, doing anything requires constant validation?
They are so indecisive, even the bare minimum needs a victory lap?
They are such introverts, ironically prone to intense oversharing?
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Imagine being the king’s brother, banished for being a pedo, while the king dines with another pedo.
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Imagine being the king’s brother, banished for being a pedo, while the king dines with another pedo.
Not so easy to take down illegal settlements huh?
Five 'illegal' Laurel Canyon homes to be demolished after decades-long fight, L.A. says
Five 'illegal' Laurel Canyon homes to be demolished after decades-long fight, L.A. says
Five homes built in the early 2000s as part of a planned development in the Laurel Canyon community will be demolished after decades of legal battles.
www.latimes.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Not so easy to take down illegal settlements huh?
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On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city.
This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city.
This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
People should not be able to ask AI to make Malcolm X meet a white devil in hell.
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
People should not be able to ask AI to make Malcolm X meet a white devil in hell.