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Wake me up when MAGA gets to the oh no he's the antichrist part.
I just wish my cat was more considerate
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Homeless guy just told me.

"We're made of Silverware"

Then added (ominously):

"You'll see me around"
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You don't have to stay at your job.
You don't have to stand by your man.

Cheryl Hines will never see this email, but girl, you did.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don't watch cable news but on a great night like tonight, my mood is much lowered by Michael Steele.

If we're throwing the traitor trash away, he gotta go too.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Look at this ridiculous primitive country, casting out its sex pests rather than making them Presidents or Mayors or Supreme Court justices
Breaking News: Andrew, the younger brother of King Charles III, is being stripped of his title as prince, Buckingham Palace said. nyti.ms/4oQeykJ
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Well all these elderly MAGA shit posters are killing every last bit of lingering interest in AI videos, so there's that.
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Go get yours messy queen!
George Santos filed fraudulent FEC reports, embezzled funds from donors, stole identities for theft, charged credit cards without authorization, fraudulently obtained unemployment benefits, and lied to Congress.

Santos is not a "rogue." Like you, Donald, he is a criminal who's getting off easy.
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
25th amendment NOW
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
LoL, crucible time again?
Charlie Kirk's mourning widow, Erika Kirk, was reportedly shocked by a news story claiming witches were hired to curse her husband days before he was shot dead.
Erika Kirk left 'rattled' after finding out 'witch's curse' placed on Charlie
www.irishstar.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Sometimes when I feel anxious I think about the fact that Usha Vance or Candace Owens probably looks around, sees a white guy and gets nervous too.
September 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why are academics so self-congratulatory; lauding and hailing things that are barely achievements?

They are so insecure, doing anything requires constant validation?
They are so indecisive, even the bare minimum needs a victory lap?
They are such introverts, ironically prone to intense oversharing?
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Imagine being the king’s brother, banished for being a pedo, while the king dines with another pedo.
September 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Not so easy to take down illegal settlements huh?
September 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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On June 24, I began my Election Night speech by quoting Mandela: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” That's the spirit of this campaign, and our city.

This is "Until It’s Done,” a new series about New Yorkers who refused to accept that a worthy goal was impossible.
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
People should not be able to ask AI to make Malcolm X meet a white devil in hell.
The follow-up post is the best part.
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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We're about to experience the first modern recession caused substantially, and perhaps primarily, by racism.
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I hear me when I complain about my (currently) first world problems...
I only wish I could convey my gratitude to this tweaky bourgeois nervous system!
September 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
September 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM