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He/Him. Just a guy striving to be a decent person and a legendary bottom
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Democrats only know how to be late AF
When the nazis were coming into power, there was a lag before local law enforcement was fully on board. People were able to get police protection from nazi-aligned paramilitaries. Here, today, police look at rising fascism and say “Finally. We’ve been waiting for this.” www.notus.org/democrats/me...
Democrats' New Fear: They Can’t Rely on Local Law Enforcement for Protection
“They called the local sheriff; they showed up and were going to arrest me,” said Rep. Steven Horsford.
www.notus.org
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Democrats only know how to be late AF
Fuck Ebro (as long as he doesn't talk too much)
No marry.
The other 2 can go.
No marry.
The other 2 can go.
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Fuck Ebro (as long as he doesn't talk too much)
No marry.
The other 2 can go.
No marry.
The other 2 can go.
And yet that's basically what's happening, so...
related, when the president is invading our own country, waging war on our own people, i don't wanna see dems give the GOP shit they ask for, don't wanna hear shit bout 'we hope our friends across the aisle will work with us on bipartisan solutions to the problems they cause' i don't want none of it
Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.
October 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
And yet that's basically what's happening, so...
I honestly feel like, if you can't have a good time in New Orleans, you can't a good time anywhere.
I feel sorry for anyone who comes to New Orleans and doesn’t have a good time. You have been cheated.
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I honestly feel like, if you can't have a good time in New Orleans, you can't a good time anywhere.
The ArchAndroid...probably my all-time favorite album.
(I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)
(I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)
You only have time to listen to ONE of these excellent Janelle Monáe albums—which one are you playing and why?
album.ink/jmonaeTA
album.ink/jmonaeTEL
album.ink/jmonaeTA
album.ink/jmonaeTEL
August 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The ArchAndroid...probably my all-time favorite album.
(I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)
(I'd 100% make time to listen to The Electric Lady later though)
A go-to on thot nights out for me
Knee high socks and booty shorts >>>
July 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A go-to on thot nights out for me
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Hey All, Alicia is struggling to find work. When i was in the motel, she'd send me food to make sure i ate. I'd really appreciate if people matched my $2.50 i sent her for #ManifestationMondays
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June 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hey All, Alicia is struggling to find work. When i was in the motel, she'd send me food to make sure i ate. I'd really appreciate if people matched my $2.50 i sent her for #ManifestationMondays
Goal is to raise $25 today 🩷
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Goal is to raise $25 today 🩷
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sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
(Never mind that Germany didn't even do a good job of that...)
The US would never be bothered to even try
The US would never be bothered to even try
Germany had to be De-Nazified to allow democracy to flourish. The USA has to be De-MAGAified to do the same.
June 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
(Never mind that Germany didn't even do a good job of that...)
The US would never be bothered to even try
The US would never be bothered to even try
Unloaded the entire clip lol
June 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Unloaded the entire clip lol
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The whole "no kings" things is so funny to me. Because y'all are obviously lying your asses off. You love "kings" when they're blue.
Liberals just be saying shit lol
Liberals just be saying shit lol
June 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The whole "no kings" things is so funny to me. Because y'all are obviously lying your asses off. You love "kings" when they're blue.
Liberals just be saying shit lol
Liberals just be saying shit lol
"if Kamala won we'd be at brunch" has reared its ugly, corny ass head like shit today.
...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛
...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛
June 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"if Kamala won we'd be at brunch" has reared its ugly, corny ass head like shit today.
...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛
...and that's precisely why I'm relaxing on the couch, laid up with someone's uncle rn. 😛
*screenshots this*
New meme unlocked:
New meme unlocked:
You done married that man now you doing straight stuff… stop that!
June 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
*screenshots this*
New meme unlocked:
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Nelly.
Easy.
Easy.
One Artists And All Their Music Has To Go, Which One Are You Picking? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40
January 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nelly.
Easy.
Easy.
Absolutely not.
Skyline, if you and your parents were the same age, would y’all be friends?
January 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Absolutely not.
Any "sexiest accent" list that doesn't include New Orleans is rage bait and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Period. End of story.
Period. End of story.
January 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Any "sexiest accent" list that doesn't include New Orleans is rage bait and shouldn't be taken seriously.
Period. End of story.
Period. End of story.
Ass
If society collapses and we gotta bring back bartering, what services are you offering? 🤔
December 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Ass
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the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin.
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 21, 2024 at 11:56 AM
the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin.
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors
Maybe it's just me, but the way that people talk about Luigi doesn't make me optimistic about people's revolutionary potential at all...if anything, it mostly reinforces my general cynicism.
(But I'm just over here, minding my business, as per. Feel free to prove me wrong lol)
(But I'm just over here, minding my business, as per. Feel free to prove me wrong lol)
December 20, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Maybe it's just me, but the way that people talk about Luigi doesn't make me optimistic about people's revolutionary potential at all...if anything, it mostly reinforces my general cynicism.
(But I'm just over here, minding my business, as per. Feel free to prove me wrong lol)
(But I'm just over here, minding my business, as per. Feel free to prove me wrong lol)
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FINALLY got my birth certificate TEN MONTHS later.
Could y'all please RT & donate to help me pay all the fees to get my license, registration, passport, etc changed before Trump gets back into office?
Thank you,
❤️🩹 Yves
CashApp: cash.me/$ShonYves
PayPal: PayPal.me/Shon
Venmo: venmo.com/YvesBew
Could y'all please RT & donate to help me pay all the fees to get my license, registration, passport, etc changed before Trump gets back into office?
Thank you,
❤️🩹 Yves
CashApp: cash.me/$ShonYves
PayPal: PayPal.me/Shon
Venmo: venmo.com/YvesBew
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December 17, 2024 at 1:49 AM
FINALLY got my birth certificate TEN MONTHS later.
Could y'all please RT & donate to help me pay all the fees to get my license, registration, passport, etc changed before Trump gets back into office?
Thank you,
❤️🩹 Yves
CashApp: cash.me/$ShonYves
PayPal: PayPal.me/Shon
Venmo: venmo.com/YvesBew
Could y'all please RT & donate to help me pay all the fees to get my license, registration, passport, etc changed before Trump gets back into office?
Thank you,
❤️🩹 Yves
CashApp: cash.me/$ShonYves
PayPal: PayPal.me/Shon
Venmo: venmo.com/YvesBew
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Yup. Lots of ppl whose *only* evidence that something could *never* happen here is them telling themselves "I just don't want to believe that could happen here."
For everyone saying that SCOTUS can’t constitutionally end birthright citizenship… look, they’re not going to come outright and say “we overrule the 14th amendment of the United States.”
They’ll to do it the way they’ve overruled our other rights: by chipping away at it until nothing’s left.
They’ll to do it the way they’ve overruled our other rights: by chipping away at it until nothing’s left.
December 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Yup. Lots of ppl whose *only* evidence that something could *never* happen here is them telling themselves "I just don't want to believe that could happen here."