Andy Ashton
@andyashton.bsky.social
Trail runner, librarian, Dad, Gunks, not the male fitness model (sorry)
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🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
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Some have pointed out that the whole letter would have fit in the alt text window, so here is a version with the whole letter in alt text.
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Some have pointed out that the whole letter would have fit in the alt text window, so here is a version with the whole letter in alt text.
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I mean given that he is constitutionally barred from re-election what exactly can you call this other than legalized bribery?
NEW w/ @kenvogel.bsky.social: Trump’s team raised more than $100 million for MAGA Inc. in the second half of 2025, with much of the money coming from wealthy people and corporations with issues before the administration. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/u...
Trump Super PAC Raised More Than $100 Million in Recent Months
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I mean given that he is constitutionally barred from re-election what exactly can you call this other than legalized bribery?
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The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
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O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
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The Framers: We have published a gigantic collection of essays entitled "Don't Elect That Guy"
Modern America: We have successfully elected "That Guy" from the famous publication "Don't Elect That Guy"
Modern America: We have successfully elected "That Guy" from the famous publication "Don't Elect That Guy"
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Framers: We have published a gigantic collection of essays entitled "Don't Elect That Guy"
Modern America: We have successfully elected "That Guy" from the famous publication "Don't Elect That Guy"
Modern America: We have successfully elected "That Guy" from the famous publication "Don't Elect That Guy"
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You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today?
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today?
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
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I love this country.
I will not stand by while Trump deploys US troops against US citizens in American cities.
It’s an UNAMERICAN as it gets – and it makes us ALL less safe.
I hope that every freedom-loving Patriot will join me in standing up for our men & women in uniform.
I will not stand by while Trump deploys US troops against US citizens in American cities.
It’s an UNAMERICAN as it gets – and it makes us ALL less safe.
I hope that every freedom-loving Patriot will join me in standing up for our men & women in uniform.
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I love this country.
I will not stand by while Trump deploys US troops against US citizens in American cities.
It’s an UNAMERICAN as it gets – and it makes us ALL less safe.
I hope that every freedom-loving Patriot will join me in standing up for our men & women in uniform.
I will not stand by while Trump deploys US troops against US citizens in American cities.
It’s an UNAMERICAN as it gets – and it makes us ALL less safe.
I hope that every freedom-loving Patriot will join me in standing up for our men & women in uniform.
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Public servants should face the public. So why are federal agents wearing masks to hide their faces?
Check out our mobile billboard driving around Washington, D.C. right now demanding federal agents take their masks off!
Check out our mobile billboard driving around Washington, D.C. right now demanding federal agents take their masks off!
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Public servants should face the public. So why are federal agents wearing masks to hide their faces?
Check out our mobile billboard driving around Washington, D.C. right now demanding federal agents take their masks off!
Check out our mobile billboard driving around Washington, D.C. right now demanding federal agents take their masks off!
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A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
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This may sound old fashioned, but again it’s worth saying. 60 Minutes did nothing wrong. This is a payoff for merger approval.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/b...
Paramount to Pay Trump $16 Million to Settle ‘60 Minutes’ Lawsuit
www.nytimes.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This may sound old fashioned, but again it’s worth saying. 60 Minutes did nothing wrong. This is a payoff for merger approval.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/02/b...
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Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
June 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
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A terrifying escalation:
June 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A terrifying escalation:
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Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
BREAKING: The FDA has officially announced they will be banning artificial dyes in the food supply by the end of 2026
This includes Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3
This includes Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
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Copyright protection under 17 U.S. Code § 105 is not available for any work of the United States Government.
The White House is the People’s House.
Content for every @WhiteHouse is in the public domain, never copyrighted with “All Rights Reserved.”
Small stuff vs human rights violations, but BS.
The White House is the People’s House.
Content for every @WhiteHouse is in the public domain, never copyrighted with “All Rights Reserved.”
Small stuff vs human rights violations, but BS.
April 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Copyright protection under 17 U.S. Code § 105 is not available for any work of the United States Government.
The White House is the People’s House.
Content for every @WhiteHouse is in the public domain, never copyrighted with “All Rights Reserved.”
Small stuff vs human rights violations, but BS.
The White House is the People’s House.
Content for every @WhiteHouse is in the public domain, never copyrighted with “All Rights Reserved.”
Small stuff vs human rights violations, but BS.
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Just remember all this if there is a catastrophic intelligence failure under this administration. Because they will *immediately* try to crush dissent and offload blame.
March 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just remember all this if there is a catastrophic intelligence failure under this administration. Because they will *immediately* try to crush dissent and offload blame.
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I served two combat tours in Iraq. I know how these operations are supposed to go.
Top takeaways:
1) Hegseth definitively exposed CLASSIFIED war plans.
2) Hegseth must resign. IMMEDIATELY.
3) This is a cover-up at the highest levels of government.
Let me explain.
🧵
Top takeaways:
1) Hegseth definitively exposed CLASSIFIED war plans.
2) Hegseth must resign. IMMEDIATELY.
3) This is a cover-up at the highest levels of government.
Let me explain.
🧵
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I served two combat tours in Iraq. I know how these operations are supposed to go.
Top takeaways:
1) Hegseth definitively exposed CLASSIFIED war plans.
2) Hegseth must resign. IMMEDIATELY.
3) This is a cover-up at the highest levels of government.
Let me explain.
🧵
Top takeaways:
1) Hegseth definitively exposed CLASSIFIED war plans.
2) Hegseth must resign. IMMEDIATELY.
3) This is a cover-up at the highest levels of government.
Let me explain.
🧵
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what could a bunch if teenagers possibly know that could know that…
you know what, i might stay off planes for a minute
you know what, i might stay off planes for a minute
Musk's DOGE has been on a tear across the federal government in recent days. On Wednesday, he announced that the FAA was next.
Elon Musk says DOGE will make 'rapid safety upgrades' to the air traffic control system following deadly plane crash
Musk's DOGE has been on a tear across the federal government in recent days. On Wednesday, he announced that the FAA was next.
www.businessinsider.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what could a bunch if teenagers possibly know that could know that…
you know what, i might stay off planes for a minute
you know what, i might stay off planes for a minute
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“trump is no ordinary man” fuck you yes he is
November 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
“trump is no ordinary man” fuck you yes he is
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Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0