Some have pointed out that the whole letter would have fit in the alt text window, so here is a version with the whole letter in alt text.

After renting a big truck recently, I can totally relate to his excitement about sitting in the cab and pretending you're a Real Truck Driver.

"Challenge accepted" - JD Vance

Brawnocracy Dies in the Dark!

The Framers: We have published a gigantic collection of essays entitled "Don't Elect That Guy"

Modern America: We have successfully elected "That Guy" from the famous publication "Don't Elect That Guy"

Thank you. Happy that you're representing us in Ulster County!

Our country is being run by Tommy Boy, sooo....

It would be very interesting to poll the average American voter to see who they think George Soros actually is

It seems very under-presented in the media that the only reason for Blanche's visit is because of heat Trump is getting. There is no re-opened investigation, no new evidence, no proximate reason at all. But it is being reported as if this is part of a legal process.

EVs require far less maintenance in general. No oil, transmission, or exhaust system means a greatly reduced cost of ownership and fewer headaches. Really an undersold perk.

DOGE is not a service

Impossible to say if that’s true, but I’m pretty confident that lines about creating an “opportunity economy” did more harm than good. People don’t want to hear consultant-derived platitudes when they can’t afford rent

Technically a meteorite since it has presumably entered the atmosphere, but that might not be the biggest problem with this story.