First of all rude as fuck

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

all that money was woke, you see

You do NOT need the new transformer
You do NOT need the new pumping station
You do NOT need the new blast furnace

You WANT them

There is a big difference and if you look at the companies and utilities whining about tariffs I challenge you to ask them how their business has been affected in any way

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

BREAKING: Campaign Legal Center sues over President Trump’s unconstitutional executive order that threatens millions of Americans' freedom to vote. We’ve filed the first lawsuit to stop this illegal executive overreach, protect the freedom to vote and safeguard our system of checks and balances.

The children yearn for Irish Catholicism

I hope it's finally clear to normal liberals the core motivation of Democratic leadership is placating Republicans to avoid being uncomfortable at work

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead

This a great moment to remember and highlight the fact that the state is utterly necessary, that it can do big, bold, necessary things to help people.

They’re saying it more and more folks, the sparrows have eaten all the grain, it’s terrible behavior so we’re gonna have to get tough with the sparrows

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

i tell this story every time these old photos come up but: I remember in film school one of my classmates asked what about film chemistry in the 1970s caused everything shot in NYC to look so brown and grimy and our professor was like "that wasn't the film, that's just what the air looked like here"

*really confused at the Tren de Aragua initiation* so when do i get to drive the train

I just feel like now would be an ok time for one

is the CIA still doing coups?

ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all