Time to put some clown makeup on the skull.

Pastry Mile should be in every season of jetlag going forward

We're SO close to being great again. Just need more tariffs. We're almost there. Like 99.9999% there.

Also, get an America's Test Kitchen subscription. It's cheap and has a recipe for literally everything.

You having a wife is the biggest KB lore drop we've gotten since we found out about the ferrets.

thanks for giving milkshake a really cool life, I bet he's really happy he spent it with you

The really cool and fun thing to remember is that it will get significantly worse.