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Grim Fandaniel
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Poster laureate
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.

It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.

And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Sorry to fed post but these guys just gotta die. This is fucking crazy. She deserved so much better
To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Updating the "everyone is 12" theorem to add "everyone is 12 and can't read"
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Norm might've spoken this into existence, it's his fault
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Manifesting enough innings to run past the DST changeover
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
How can you not be romantic about baseball, I say as my brain melts into a puddle in the bottom of the 18th inning
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Turned off the game in the 12th inning only turn it back on in the 16th. This is exactly what baseball is all about honestly
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Ed Zitron’s work has been immensely helpful in explaining to my finance-brained friends (love you all 💜) exactly how fucked the tech industry’s uncritical adoption of genAI has been, so you’ll forgive me if I’m not interested in hearing critiques which seem to just be personal insults at this point!
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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<opening strings of One-Winged Angel heard in the distance>
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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figured casey newton had a villain era scheduled when he defected from the verge for the new york times, but did not expect it to involve a crash out over @edzitron.com.

congrats Ed, just by existing you somehow inspired a grown man to show the whole internet his entire ass unprompted.
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Just realized what the ballroom reminds me of the most
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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sounds like they're going to be playing more nfl games today. and if that surprises you, you haven't been paying attention
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Send the Pohlads to jail
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sexy jerma fnaf noise
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM