Cobra C’Amanda
@amandabearlecter.bsky.social
Zythological creature 🍺
Spooky 365 👻
Keepin’ it weird in Oklahoma 🌪️
Spooky 365 👻
Keepin’ it weird in Oklahoma 🌪️
So you’re telling me NFR doesn’t stand for National Feral Rodeo?
January 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So you’re telling me NFR doesn’t stand for National Feral Rodeo?
People think my Mastif mix and GSD mix give me scary dog privilege, but my mini Aussie mix just tried to fight a goose.
January 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
People think my Mastif mix and GSD mix give me scary dog privilege, but my mini Aussie mix just tried to fight a goose.
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no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
January 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet
Every member of 38 Special looks like they could be played by a drunk Matt Berry.
January 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Every member of 38 Special looks like they could be played by a drunk Matt Berry.
The break room is for mental breaks. Tuna salad is not allowed.
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The break room is for mental breaks. Tuna salad is not allowed.
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i appreciate that one of the narrative conceits of the new scream movies is that the children of a serial killer inherits the serial killer instinct to stab like some kind of superpowered mutation
November 16, 2024 at 1:22 AM
i appreciate that one of the narrative conceits of the new scream movies is that the children of a serial killer inherits the serial killer instinct to stab like some kind of superpowered mutation
Why am I lying awake having imposter syndrome over being paid to make my lil videos when *gestures towards cabinet picks* exists?
November 16, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Why am I lying awake having imposter syndrome over being paid to make my lil videos when *gestures towards cabinet picks* exists?
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I teach in Oklahoma. What should I do with the tRump bible that Ryan Walters is going to send me?
November 15, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I teach in Oklahoma. What should I do with the tRump bible that Ryan Walters is going to send me?
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getting drunk off vodka is so foolish. oh no this potato water got me acting crazy, listen to yourself
November 14, 2024 at 6:58 PM
getting drunk off vodka is so foolish. oh no this potato water got me acting crazy, listen to yourself
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Walgreens bot: i’m sorry, i didn’t quite get that
me, sobbing: REFILL PRESCRIPTIONNNNNNNN
me, sobbing: REFILL PRESCRIPTIONNNNNNNN
February 8, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Walgreens bot: i’m sorry, i didn’t quite get that
me, sobbing: REFILL PRESCRIPTIONNNNNNNN
me, sobbing: REFILL PRESCRIPTIONNNNNNNN
I have not stopped watching Lethal Company streams, I have simply graduated to Brutal Company streams.
January 23, 2024 at 3:42 AM
I have not stopped watching Lethal Company streams, I have simply graduated to Brutal Company streams.
Today in things I wish TikTok never showed me: apparently white women have discovered laying their edges and they are calling it “sticky bangs”. 🤦♀️
January 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Today in things I wish TikTok never showed me: apparently white women have discovered laying their edges and they are calling it “sticky bangs”. 🤦♀️
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Comment sections about this story on other sites have folks saying we should feed these kids dog food or euthanize them. It’s appalling.
Comment sections about this story on other sites have folks saying we should feed these kids dog food or euthanize them. It’s appalling.
January 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Comment sections about this story on other sites have folks saying we should feed these kids dog food or euthanize them. It’s appalling.
Comment sections about this story on other sites have folks saying we should feed these kids dog food or euthanize them. It’s appalling.
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If we’re not able to laugh at ourselves once in a while, please respect our decision to be super uptight.
January 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
If we’re not able to laugh at ourselves once in a while, please respect our decision to be super uptight.
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There are so many trigger warnings, but hardly any jerk alerts
January 20, 2024 at 4:09 AM
There are so many trigger warnings, but hardly any jerk alerts
Does anybody have a death metal version of the Living Spaces jingle?
January 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Does anybody have a death metal version of the Living Spaces jingle?
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you ever watched pandas closely for like five minutes? those mfs are actively trying to go extinct and we’re all “oh no you don’t, let’s roll you back up this hill”
January 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
you ever watched pandas closely for like five minutes? those mfs are actively trying to go extinct and we’re all “oh no you don’t, let’s roll you back up this hill”
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remembering why I built up all those coping mechanisms in the first place
January 20, 2024 at 1:06 AM
remembering why I built up all those coping mechanisms in the first place
TIL: raccoons apparently love chicken bones.
January 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
TIL: raccoons apparently love chicken bones.
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Last Christmas
You gave me a horse
And the very next day
It ate all my hay
You gave me a horse
And the very next day
It ate all my hay
December 4, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Last Christmas
You gave me a horse
And the very next day
It ate all my hay
You gave me a horse
And the very next day
It ate all my hay
Why doesn’t @hulu.bsky.social have an anime streaming service called H-uwu?
December 4, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Why doesn’t @hulu.bsky.social have an anime streaming service called H-uwu?
Pepto bismol is just plan B for nachos
November 13, 2023 at 8:32 AM
Pepto bismol is just plan B for nachos
If anybody wants to know what to get me for Christmas I’m a size beaver nuggets at Buc-ee’s.
November 12, 2023 at 11:55 PM
If anybody wants to know what to get me for Christmas I’m a size beaver nuggets at Buc-ee’s.