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Andrew MacCormack
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#uxbridgeenglishdictionary

Poland: final movie in the series of four that started with La-La Land, chronicling what the Teletubbies did next.

#lunchpun
September 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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berniebanter.bsky.social
Bruce Lee had a daughter, Simone.

She deals in mobile phone contracts.

#LunchPun
August 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #lunchpun
Embarks: James Bond's boss starts shouting orders

Embargo: James Bond's boss heads to the pub

Embassy: James Bond's boss has a deep voice

Embroil: James Bond's boss grills some food
amaccormack.bsky.social Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · Aug 3
#uxbridgeenglishdicrionary

Emirate: i gave James Bond's boss an annual performance review

Emigrate: James Bond's boss had a good performance review

Empathetic: James Bond's boss had a poor performance review

Emulate: James Bond's boss is tardy
August 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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#uxbridgeenglishdicrionary

Emirate: i gave James Bond's boss an annual performance review

Emigrate: James Bond's boss had a good performance review

Empathetic: James Bond's boss had a poor performance review

Emulate: James Bond's boss is tardy
August 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
amaccormack.bsky.social
Russian has developed a new special coating for its stealth bombers that means that the Americans can't see it. Not on radar, nor with their actual eyes. The Russians call this new tech "The Epstein Files"

#lunchpun
July 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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#lunchpun
amaccormack.bsky.social Andrew MacCormack @amaccormack.bsky.social · Jul 13
I've found evidence that some people are trying to trap invasive american species of bee using glue traps. I've got the files on USB Stick
July 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I've found evidence that some people are trying to trap invasive american species of bee using glue traps. I've got the files on USB Stick
July 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
amaccormack.bsky.social
I went to the cinema and asked for two tickets for 28 Years Later but they said they don't book that far in advance

#lunchpun
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Following the demise of The Teletubbies, one former actor is now working as a diving instructor.

Deep sea?

No, Tinky Winky.

#LunchPun
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
amaccormack.bsky.social
My girlfriend Taylor Swift DMed me earlier to tell about National Catfish day tomorrow
June 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Word of the day:

Scurrilous

What laid-back mice do
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
amaccormack.bsky.social
This one is brilliant
jpkeates.com John-Paul @jpkeates.com · Jun 12
I never really recovered from the disappointment that 2001 wasn't a movie about After Eights.

#LunchPun
June 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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When I was at the theatre once, I nipped out halfway through for an ice-cream. The anaesthetist and nurses were furious and that's how I lost my job as a heart surgeon.
#LunchPun
June 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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@andrewhunterm.bsky.social sounds up your street!
planetslade.bsky.social PlanetSlade.com @planetslade.bsky.social · Jun 1
Our Man in Havanna Karenina?
June 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Our Man in Havanna Karenina?
June 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
amaccormack.bsky.social
The NSA have started monitoring all Canadian communications with a high tech LLM called "Eh-Eye"

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#jokebutmightturnouttobetrue
June 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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"I've got a brand new content harvester"
quantick.bsky.social David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · May 30
2025 in a nutshell.
May 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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You can tell a Mafia boss by their firm handshake.

#LunchPun
May 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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...and in film and theatre news, Demi Moore is about to star as half of Othello...

#LunchPun
May 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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My local has just won an award for “Best Pub for Little People” but to be fair, the bar was pretty low.

#lunchpun
May 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Police are now treating Pope Francis's death as suspicious after it turns out he died from having some mashed chickpeas that were too cold. They hope to charge a suspect soon with Cool Papal Hummus Side. #lunchpun
April 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Word of the day: Persistent.
An assistant who is a cat.
#lunchpun #uxbridgeenglishdictionary
April 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Reposted by Andrew MacCormack
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You can make snooker balls out of ice, but only if you use potable water. #LunchPun
April 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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People say that Nestlé has a problem with Ethics but I checked and they have got an office in Chelmsford!

#lunchpun
April 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Took me a minute, but genius..
berniebanter.bsky.social Bernie Banter @berniebanter.bsky.social · Mar 12
Spent last night dressed as a lettuce

If this is cosplay, you can keep it.

#LunchPun
March 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM