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Ex Gremlin Interactive/Infogrames
Sack race champion 1984-85 🏆
Ex Gremlin Interactive/Infogrames
Sack race champion 1984-85 🏆
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February 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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You know what? That Ukrainian luge guy got like 10000x more publicity for getting banned cos of his helmet than he ever would have had they just let him compete.
Nobody would even have spotted his helmet design whizzing past at 80mph.
Nobody would even have spotted his helmet design whizzing past at 80mph.
February 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
You know what? That Ukrainian luge guy got like 10000x more publicity for getting banned cos of his helmet than he ever would have had they just let him compete.
Nobody would even have spotted his helmet design whizzing past at 80mph.
Nobody would even have spotted his helmet design whizzing past at 80mph.
a man in a purple shirt is making a face
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February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The BBC Olympics coverage is really annoying me now. Trying to watch a TeamGB curling match and we've just changed channels for the third pissing time. BBC1, BBC2, back to BBC1, now on iPlayer. 🤬🤬🤬
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The BBC Olympics coverage is really annoying me now. Trying to watch a TeamGB curling match and we've just changed channels for the third pissing time. BBC1, BBC2, back to BBC1, now on iPlayer. 🤬🤬🤬
Top Tip: Pretend you're an Olympic curler by screaming at your wife while she mops the kitchen floor.
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Top Tip: Pretend you're an Olympic curler by screaming at your wife while she mops the kitchen floor.
Me watching olympic ice hockey, trying to work out where the hell the puck's at. 🤔
a white cat with black eyes is sitting in front of a computer screen
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February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Me watching olympic ice hockey, trying to work out where the hell the puck's at. 🤔
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IT'S FRIDAY 13TH! 😱
a close up of a person wearing a jason voorhees helmet in the dark .
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February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
IT'S FRIDAY 13TH! 😱
Just a small Android update pending.
3.2GB.
3.2GB! FOR A PHONE! 🤯
3.2GB.
3.2GB! FOR A PHONE! 🤯
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Just a small Android update pending.
3.2GB.
3.2GB! FOR A PHONE! 🤯
3.2GB.
3.2GB! FOR A PHONE! 🤯
IT'S FRIDAY 13TH! 😱
a close up of a person wearing a jason voorhees helmet in the dark .
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February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
IT'S FRIDAY 13TH! 😱
Blender 5.1 Beta is available for anybody who fancies a look. #gamedev #indiedev
builder.blender.org/download/dai...
builder.blender.org/download/dai...
Blender Builds - blender.org
Continuous build delivery with the latest features and fixes. Use at your own risk!
builder.blender.org
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Blender 5.1 Beta is available for anybody who fancies a look. #gamedev #indiedev
builder.blender.org/download/dai...
builder.blender.org/download/dai...
I just got back from the World Erection Championships but I only made it as far as the semis.
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I just got back from the World Erection Championships but I only made it as far as the semis.
Watching some guff on ITV called Riddiculous and they were on about magnets and they legit just claimed "magnets are attracted to most metals" which is complete bollocks.
Iron, nickel and cobalt, couple of rare ones, and various alloys thereof.
Iron, nickel and cobalt, couple of rare ones, and various alloys thereof.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Watching some guff on ITV called Riddiculous and they were on about magnets and they legit just claimed "magnets are attracted to most metals" which is complete bollocks.
Iron, nickel and cobalt, couple of rare ones, and various alloys thereof.
Iron, nickel and cobalt, couple of rare ones, and various alloys thereof.
Just done my usual Thursday 200m "drag the bin to its collection point" while there's a break in the rain.
Unfortunately by the state of the road it looks like the tractors are out in force. 🤨
Unfortunately by the state of the road it looks like the tractors are out in force. 🤨
a person covered in mud is standing in the mud and says `` i don 't know what you mean '' .
ALT: a person covered in mud is standing in the mud and says `` i don 't know what you mean '' .
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February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Just done my usual Thursday 200m "drag the bin to its collection point" while there's a break in the rain.
Unfortunately by the state of the road it looks like the tractors are out in force. 🤨
Unfortunately by the state of the road it looks like the tractors are out in force. 🤨
Fucking hell I'm drunk. 😞
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Fucking hell I'm drunk. 😞
I just told the dog one of my hilarious jokes.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I just told the dog one of my hilarious jokes.
Random thought: why isn't beef wellington made with choux pastry? 🤔
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Random thought: why isn't beef wellington made with choux pastry? 🤔
Watching olympic curling.
I liked it at first but the shouting's starting to get right on my fucking nerves now. 🧐
I liked it at first but the shouting's starting to get right on my fucking nerves now. 🧐
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Watching olympic curling.
I liked it at first but the shouting's starting to get right on my fucking nerves now. 🧐
I liked it at first but the shouting's starting to get right on my fucking nerves now. 🧐
I suffer with terrible diarrhoea, just like my dad, and his dad before him. I guess it runs in the family.
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I suffer with terrible diarrhoea, just like my dad, and his dad before him. I guess it runs in the family.
The winter Olympics is on. Just watching this shit is making my knees hurt. 😬
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The winter Olympics is on. Just watching this shit is making my knees hurt. 😬
Today's shopping irk: Tiger bread.
Tigers are stripy. Tiger bread is spotty.
Start calling it leopard bread, Asda! 🤬🤬🤬
Tigers are stripy. Tiger bread is spotty.
Start calling it leopard bread, Asda! 🤬🤬🤬
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Today's shopping irk: Tiger bread.
Tigers are stripy. Tiger bread is spotty.
Start calling it leopard bread, Asda! 🤬🤬🤬
Tigers are stripy. Tiger bread is spotty.
Start calling it leopard bread, Asda! 🤬🤬🤬
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Why is everybody using ShatGPT to create avatars and shit on social media now?
Stop it. It's fucking mental. YOU'RE MENTAL. 🤬
Stop it. It's fucking mental. YOU'RE MENTAL. 🤬
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Why is everybody using ShatGPT to create avatars and shit on social media now?
Stop it. It's fucking mental. YOU'RE MENTAL. 🤬
Stop it. It's fucking mental. YOU'RE MENTAL. 🤬
Watching a thing about the army and it says that trainee soldiers have a "passing out" parade.
I'd be more inclined to celebrate soldiers who can retain consciousness. 🤔
I'd be more inclined to celebrate soldiers who can retain consciousness. 🤔
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Watching a thing about the army and it says that trainee soldiers have a "passing out" parade.
I'd be more inclined to celebrate soldiers who can retain consciousness. 🤔
I'd be more inclined to celebrate soldiers who can retain consciousness. 🤔
Gone back to Morgan Blue degreaser for my bike chain. Tried some of the Muc-Off stuff but I didn't rate it at all.
I might go to chain wax instead of Finish Line teflon lubricant. 🤔
I might go to chain wax instead of Finish Line teflon lubricant. 🤔
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Gone back to Morgan Blue degreaser for my bike chain. Tried some of the Muc-Off stuff but I didn't rate it at all.
I might go to chain wax instead of Finish Line teflon lubricant. 🤔
I might go to chain wax instead of Finish Line teflon lubricant. 🤔