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Ex Gremlin Interactive/Infogrames
Sack race champion 1984-85 🏆
Ex Gremlin Interactive/Infogrames
Sack race champion 1984-85 🏆
Just the four of us this new year. This should see us through the worst of it. Malibu, Jackie D Tennessee Fire, some el-cheapo Baileys-a-like (which I can't stand), and a couple of Dutch Barn vodka.👌
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just the four of us this new year. This should see us through the worst of it. Malibu, Jackie D Tennessee Fire, some el-cheapo Baileys-a-like (which I can't stand), and a couple of Dutch Barn vodka.👌
I've written a festive song about using cheese triangles as a Christmas tree star.
It's called Ding Dong Dairylea on High.
It's called Ding Dong Dairylea on High.
December 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I've written a festive song about using cheese triangles as a Christmas tree star.
It's called Ding Dong Dairylea on High.
It's called Ding Dong Dairylea on High.
Mary had a difficult birth with the son of God. Fortunately he was in a stable condition.
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Mary had a difficult birth with the son of God. Fortunately he was in a stable condition.
Flashback to my old GSD performing cat babysitting duties.
We lost her six years ago. 💔
We lost her six years ago. 💔
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Flashback to my old GSD performing cat babysitting duties.
We lost her six years ago. 💔
We lost her six years ago. 💔
Another day, another dumbass driver caught on dashcam and reported.
An Audi, obviously. 🙄
I swear there's something about certain car brands that attract a higher proportion of knobheads.
(Not to say EVERY Audi driver is a knobhead, but there does seem to be a lot of 'em)
An Audi, obviously. 🙄
I swear there's something about certain car brands that attract a higher proportion of knobheads.
(Not to say EVERY Audi driver is a knobhead, but there does seem to be a lot of 'em)
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Another day, another dumbass driver caught on dashcam and reported.
An Audi, obviously. 🙄
I swear there's something about certain car brands that attract a higher proportion of knobheads.
(Not to say EVERY Audi driver is a knobhead, but there does seem to be a lot of 'em)
An Audi, obviously. 🙄
I swear there's something about certain car brands that attract a higher proportion of knobheads.
(Not to say EVERY Audi driver is a knobhead, but there does seem to be a lot of 'em)
Only gained 3lb all Christmas! 👌
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Only gained 3lb all Christmas! 👌
Today's absolute garbage Facebook content shows a video of what to do if the wing mirror on your car is broken.
You don't mend it. Why would you? That'd be mental.
What you do is put your phone in selfie mode, and gaffer tape it to the mirror.
I've never seen such fucking drivel in my life. 🤨
You don't mend it. Why would you? That'd be mental.
What you do is put your phone in selfie mode, and gaffer tape it to the mirror.
I've never seen such fucking drivel in my life. 🤨
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Today's absolute garbage Facebook content shows a video of what to do if the wing mirror on your car is broken.
You don't mend it. Why would you? That'd be mental.
What you do is put your phone in selfie mode, and gaffer tape it to the mirror.
I've never seen such fucking drivel in my life. 🤨
You don't mend it. Why would you? That'd be mental.
What you do is put your phone in selfie mode, and gaffer tape it to the mirror.
I've never seen such fucking drivel in my life. 🤨
These gambling ads piss me off. "Oooh this is so much fun look how we're all dancing about like pricks but GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY!"
That's like saying use heroin responsibly.
People can't.
It's an addiction.
Responsibility has fucked the fuck off. 🤬🤬
That's like saying use heroin responsibly.
People can't.
It's an addiction.
Responsibility has fucked the fuck off. 🤬🤬
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
These gambling ads piss me off. "Oooh this is so much fun look how we're all dancing about like pricks but GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY!"
That's like saying use heroin responsibly.
People can't.
It's an addiction.
Responsibility has fucked the fuck off. 🤬🤬
That's like saying use heroin responsibly.
People can't.
It's an addiction.
Responsibility has fucked the fuck off. 🤬🤬
If you have a penchant for needy people, memes and Temu ads, Facebook is the very place for you.
December 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If you have a penchant for needy people, memes and Temu ads, Facebook is the very place for you.
OK, if I have to sit through one more Hallmark channel Christmas romance film featuring a failing bakery, a christmas tree lot, a dashing architect or a tree lighting ceremony, someone's going to get fucking hurt. 🤬
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OK, if I have to sit through one more Hallmark channel Christmas romance film featuring a failing bakery, a christmas tree lot, a dashing architect or a tree lighting ceremony, someone's going to get fucking hurt. 🤬
Ordered another bottle. 👌
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ordered another bottle. 👌
Anybody else getting this when buying off of #Amazon (UK) lately? It's happening at checkout. Orders going through OK but seeing this.
[Pixel 9 Pro, Android 16, Chrome]
[Pixel 9 Pro, Android 16, Chrome]
December 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anybody else getting this when buying off of #Amazon (UK) lately? It's happening at checkout. Orders going through OK but seeing this.
[Pixel 9 Pro, Android 16, Chrome]
[Pixel 9 Pro, Android 16, Chrome]
Chilled out cat, fast asleep. ❤️
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Chilled out cat, fast asleep. ❤️
The Nazca Lines in Peru are pretty cool to explore on Google Maps.
I don't think they're doing much for tourism though because they'd be crap from ground level. 🤔
I don't think they're doing much for tourism though because they'd be crap from ground level. 🤔
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Nazca Lines in Peru are pretty cool to explore on Google Maps.
I don't think they're doing much for tourism though because they'd be crap from ground level. 🤔
I don't think they're doing much for tourism though because they'd be crap from ground level. 🤔
Macchu Picchu - worst Pokémon ever.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Macchu Picchu - worst Pokémon ever.
The 17yo has a 2TB SSD in the PS5 and it's nearly full.
A 4TB drive costs nearly as much as the PS5 did, and double it more or less for 8TB. 🧐
A 4TB drive costs nearly as much as the PS5 did, and double it more or less for 8TB. 🧐
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The 17yo has a 2TB SSD in the PS5 and it's nearly full.
A 4TB drive costs nearly as much as the PS5 did, and double it more or less for 8TB. 🧐
A 4TB drive costs nearly as much as the PS5 did, and double it more or less for 8TB. 🧐
Watched a bit of Minecraft Movie.
It might be OK if you're, like, 8, and can put up with Jack Black's awful over-acting.
It might be OK if you're, like, 8, and can put up with Jack Black's awful over-acting.
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Watched a bit of Minecraft Movie.
It might be OK if you're, like, 8, and can put up with Jack Black's awful over-acting.
It might be OK if you're, like, 8, and can put up with Jack Black's awful over-acting.
Such is my popularity that I've got 18 "friends" on Facebook, and two of them are dead. 😬
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Such is my popularity that I've got 18 "friends" on Facebook, and two of them are dead. 😬
Just to save you two hours of your life, Moana 2 is crap. 😐
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just to save you two hours of your life, Moana 2 is crap. 😐
Bought some beef for between Christmas and New year as part of my Asda delivery which arrived on 23rd.
Just took it out the fridge, use by date 23rd December! WTF? That's the same day it turned up! 🤨
Fucking Asda!! 🤬🤬🤬
Just took it out the fridge, use by date 23rd December! WTF? That's the same day it turned up! 🤨
Fucking Asda!! 🤬🤬🤬
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bought some beef for between Christmas and New year as part of my Asda delivery which arrived on 23rd.
Just took it out the fridge, use by date 23rd December! WTF? That's the same day it turned up! 🤨
Fucking Asda!! 🤬🤬🤬
Just took it out the fridge, use by date 23rd December! WTF? That's the same day it turned up! 🤨
Fucking Asda!! 🤬🤬🤬
2025 has seen a huge rise in alcoholic mathematicians.
The numbers are staggering.
The numbers are staggering.
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
2025 has seen a huge rise in alcoholic mathematicians.
The numbers are staggering.
The numbers are staggering.
I recently joined The Rambler's Association. I couldn't get a word in edgeways. 😐
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I recently joined The Rambler's Association. I couldn't get a word in edgeways. 😐