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Gremlin Interactive QA
Infogrames motion capture technician
Idigicon IT bod
Gamedev forever
Musician
Sack race champion 1983-85 🏆
Green Party member.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
People at cash machines who want to confirm that they've got no money in three separate accounts. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I might get Farming Simulator 25. 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I watch a lot of these Police Interceptors, Traffic Cops type shows and often they say that catching criminals is "a game of cat and mouse".

Not once have they gone with "cops and robbers". Which is literally what it is. 🧐
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What the absolute clattering fuck?!!

This is a mistimed April fool, right? 👀

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'$230 for a cut-up sock' - Apple's new iPhone Pocket ridiculed online
Many took aim at the high price online, while others made fun of its striking likeness to a piece of footwear.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Russia creates its first AI robot... but I think it's been at the Smirnoff... 🤨

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Watch: Russia's AI robot falls seconds after being unveiled
Footage shows the moment Russia's first anthropomorphic robot fell just seconds after its debut
www.bbc.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Mother in law on phone. Missus told her we're going out for a meal cos it's her birthday soon.

People, SHE HAS INVITED HERSELF! 🤬

Day ruined if her OH is coming as well. He's a colossal twat and I can't stand him. 😐
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Can anyone else access the Humble Bundle website? It kinda loads but I can't scroll or click anything and the menu thing doesn't work.

It's been like it for two days now.

[Pixel 9 Pro, Android 16, Chrome]

www.humblebundle.com
Humble Bundle
Pay what you want. Support charity. Get awesome games.
www.humblebundle.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The NHS are fully behind their winter "catch it, bin it, kill it" campaign.

The RSPCA, not so much. 👀
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Got me some new fishies. 👌
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Blender 5.0 RC dropping TOMORROW. 👌 #gamedev #indiedev
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Bought a piece of driftwood for my aquarium.

It floats.

Who knew?! 🫤
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
DO NOT GET INVOLVED
DO NOT GET INVOLVED
DO NOT GET INVOLVED
DO NOT GET INVOLVED
DO NOT GET INVOLVED
DO NOT GET INVOLVED
a woman in a black sweater is raising her arms in the air
ALT: a woman in a black sweater is raising her arms in the air
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm emigrating to Seoul to start a new job. It's a good Korea move.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
There are rumours circulating that Henry VIII briefly had a seventh wife.

Henrietta?

Might have done, he was a big lad.

#LunchPun
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Soooo tempted! Guide price is £750 to £1,000 though... 😬🤔

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Dambusters raid map set to go up for auction
The map contains a detailed look at the bombing target - the Möhne dam in Germany.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In this year's #ImACeleb there's a "content creator" nobody's ever heard of. Apparently he posts videos of himself playing games online and that makes him a "celebrity" now? 🤔

What a load of old kangaroo bollocks! 👎
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bit of a weird one but I *think* my neighbour has died. 🙁

He went off in an ambulance a few weeks ago. Seen his wife knocking about a few times since but now she's disappeared too.

Today, their lease car has gone and she doesn't drive.

The house seems empty for the last week or so. Seen nobody. 😐
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Don't get a whippet," they said. "It'll kill the cat."
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My one-humped camel plays percussion in an Irish marching band. He's a drummer-Derry.

#LunchPun
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I lived here for 30 years up til 2009.

As damning as the article is, it doesn't come close to accurately describing how much of a shit hole this place has become. Getting out was the best thing I ever did.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
From Britain's nicest street to rats, litter and vandalism - BBC News
Residents of Goldthorpe, near Barnsley, say delays over demolition of homes has led to decline.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Currently binging on The Crash Detectives. This stuff should be shown to habitual speeders and anyone convicted of dangerous driving because in a second, your life, and that of some poor innocent sod, can be over.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kudos to @zackpolanski.bsky.social being absolutely human on #TheLastLeg

I can't see Starmer, Badenoch or Farage making an appearance anytime soon. The bar is set. 👍
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sam, Nancy and Caroline gone, all in the same week.

There IS a God.

#BBUK
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I knew I shouldn't have gone into the world's smelliest pub. I should have listened to my inn-stinks.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM