Alyson Greene
@alysoncgreene.bsky.social
Writer, mom, sea hag
2025 mentee for Round Table Mentor program for MAKE ME YOUR WITCH, a sapphic rom-com about a single mom who scares away busy bodies by claiming to be a witch.
#momswritersclub
Alysongreene.com
📍Corpus Christi, TX
🏳️🌈
2025 mentee for Round Table Mentor program for MAKE ME YOUR WITCH, a sapphic rom-com about a single mom who scares away busy bodies by claiming to be a witch.
#momswritersclub
Alysongreene.com
📍Corpus Christi, TX
🏳️🌈
Pinned
To scare away the PTA, a single mom claims to be a witch. When displays of roadkill and pentagrams appear at school, she’s the main suspect. To clear her name, she works with the asst principal to find the culprit, but they struggle to keep their eyes (and hands) off each other. #roundtablementor #R
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
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I wish the democrats liked Mamdani as much as Trump does.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I wish the democrats liked Mamdani as much as Trump does.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
Is this a dementia thing? Did he forget he’s president? Does he think it’s 30 years ago and he has to kiss the NYC mayor’s ass to get building permits?
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Is this a dementia thing? Did he forget he’s president? Does he think it’s 30 years ago and he has to kiss the NYC mayor’s ass to get building permits?
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
All the querying writers out there are sighing. “Even cheese can get an agent.”
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
All the querying writers out there are sighing. “Even cheese can get an agent.”
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I'm editing an anthology about unlikable characters and seeking work from younger writers, 15-21. If you know of one such writer who might want to submit their work for consideration, please share this call for submissions: audacity.substack.com/p/acquired-t...
Acquired Tastes: A Call for Submissions
For younger writers, ages 15-21
audacity.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm editing an anthology about unlikable characters and seeking work from younger writers, 15-21. If you know of one such writer who might want to submit their work for consideration, please share this call for submissions: audacity.substack.com/p/acquired-t...
Saturday morning beach clean up (followed by surfing/boogie boarding)
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Saturday morning beach clean up (followed by surfing/boogie boarding)
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Just got this! Can’t wait to read!
Half the World Away is now yours.
HEARTSTOPPER meets BOY LIKE ME
Set in the midst of Section 28, the BBC launch an inter-school pen pal project. Theo writes. Alex replies. This is what happens next.
Thanks to those who have written such wonderful reviews.
I really hope you all love it ✉️🌎
HEARTSTOPPER meets BOY LIKE ME
Set in the midst of Section 28, the BBC launch an inter-school pen pal project. Theo writes. Alex replies. This is what happens next.
Thanks to those who have written such wonderful reviews.
I really hope you all love it ✉️🌎
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just got this! Can’t wait to read!
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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None of these people should ever know peace.
It's official - 8 D AYEs
Durbin
Hassan
King
Cortez Masto
Kaine
Shaheen
Rosen
Fetterman
Durbin
Hassan
King
Cortez Masto
Kaine
Shaheen
Rosen
Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
None of these people should ever know peace.
I told a college student he needed to avoid using second-person pronouns in his essay. He looked around the room, then at me. “Uhh, I’m a dude.”
somewhere in the US there’s a white lady avoiding trans fat because she thinks that’s fat they put in the food to make people trans.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I told a college student he needed to avoid using second-person pronouns in his essay. He looked around the room, then at me. “Uhh, I’m a dude.”
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For querying writers: I did a critiques today for an SCBWI conf & got questions about what kind of books you can cite as comps, & I think it’s worth distinguishing between *pitching* comps and *selling* comps. A brief 🧵:
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For querying writers: I did a critiques today for an SCBWI conf & got questions about what kind of books you can cite as comps, & I think it’s worth distinguishing between *pitching* comps and *selling* comps. A brief 🧵:
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Someone else's success in the publishing industry doesn't diminish your own chance of success. Boost fellow writers and illustrators. Try very hard not to compare yourself to others (I struggle with this, too). Focus on finding your own joy at your own pace. #Uplift
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Someone else's success in the publishing industry doesn't diminish your own chance of success. Boost fellow writers and illustrators. Try very hard not to compare yourself to others (I struggle with this, too). Focus on finding your own joy at your own pace. #Uplift
Lots of brilliant takeaways about the election results from folks way smarter than me, but I can’t help but feel relief and joy at the idea that maybe most people don’t suck, after all
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lots of brilliant takeaways about the election results from folks way smarter than me, but I can’t help but feel relief and joy at the idea that maybe most people don’t suck, after all
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posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
Just finished listening to ATMOSPHERE: A LOVE STORY by Taylor Jenkins Reid and I’m gonna need a minute.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just finished listening to ATMOSPHERE: A LOVE STORY by Taylor Jenkins Reid and I’m gonna need a minute.
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If you witness these kidnappings record and send it to Leticia James. My heart breaks - this is terrorism
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you witness these kidnappings record and send it to Leticia James. My heart breaks - this is terrorism
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...
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I joined @tomesandtextiles.bsky.social 's fundraiser and am offering an advanced query class plus a recording of a Query 101 class to anyone who donates $20 or more.
Plus two very rare opportunities for a query critique
Please repost.
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Plus two very rare opportunities for a query critique
Please repost.
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I joined @tomesandtextiles.bsky.social 's fundraiser and am offering an advanced query class plus a recording of a Query 101 class to anyone who donates $20 or more.
Plus two very rare opportunities for a query critique
Please repost.
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
Plus two very rare opportunities for a query critique
Please repost.
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...