Alyson Greene
@alysoncgreene.bsky.social
Writer, mom, sea hag
2025 mentee for Round Table Mentor program for MAKE ME YOUR WITCH, a sapphic rom-com about a single mom who scares away busy bodies by claiming to be a witch.
#momswritersclub
Alysongreene.com
📍Corpus Christi, TX
🏳️🌈
2025 mentee for Round Table Mentor program for MAKE ME YOUR WITCH, a sapphic rom-com about a single mom who scares away busy bodies by claiming to be a witch.
#momswritersclub
Alysongreene.com
📍Corpus Christi, TX
🏳️🌈
Saturday morning beach clean up (followed by surfing/boogie boarding)
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Saturday morning beach clean up (followed by surfing/boogie boarding)
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
A lot of things suck about TX, but surfing without a wetsuit in November isn’t one of them.
(Texas got 99 problems, but the beach ain’t one).
Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Monarchs have migrated to my front yard.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Monarchs have migrated to my front yard.
My dog’s day care once told me “Orca was being cliquish and a bit of a mean girl. She wouldn’t let a new dog play with her and her friends.”
On the hand, I was disappointed in her, but on the other….What?
On the hand, I was disappointed in her, but on the other….What?
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My dog’s day care once told me “Orca was being cliquish and a bit of a mean girl. She wouldn’t let a new dog play with her and her friends.”
On the hand, I was disappointed in her, but on the other….What?
On the hand, I was disappointed in her, but on the other….What?
Orca and Charlie had a play date at the park!
March 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Orca and Charlie had a play date at the park!
Leia looks like she could be related to Orca! 😍
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Leia looks like she could be related to Orca! 😍
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Because it’s by Jandy effing Nelson, I went into this with astronomically high expectations. The story sky-rocketed past them. This book broke my heart in the best way and put it back together again. I wish I could read it for the first time all over again.
January 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Because it’s by Jandy effing Nelson, I went into this with astronomically high expectations. The story sky-rocketed past them. This book broke my heart in the best way and put it back together again. I wish I could read it for the first time all over again.
Maybe not the most productive use of my time, but my 11yo is proud of me for completing all the shrines, so I’ll take it.
January 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Maybe not the most productive use of my time, but my 11yo is proud of me for completing all the shrines, so I’ll take it.
Too old for this shit.
January 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Too old for this shit.
For the last few months, I’ve scheduled all unpleasant appointments (dentist, mammogram, gyno, etc.) for January 2024. It just felt so far away, you know?
Now I’m having an April Ludgate moment.
Now I’m having an April Ludgate moment.
January 2, 2024 at 4:54 PM
For the last few months, I’ve scheduled all unpleasant appointments (dentist, mammogram, gyno, etc.) for January 2024. It just felt so far away, you know?
Now I’m having an April Ludgate moment.
Now I’m having an April Ludgate moment.
Definitely a goal for 2024!
January 1, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Definitely a goal for 2024!
One of my 2024 goals is to keep better track of what I read. But I *think* I read 42 books in 2023.
I’m counting the middle-grade books I read out loud to my kids, which skews the mood chart and makes Rick Riordan my most read author this year.
I’m counting the middle-grade books I read out loud to my kids, which skews the mood chart and makes Rick Riordan my most read author this year.
December 30, 2023 at 12:53 AM
One of my 2024 goals is to keep better track of what I read. But I *think* I read 42 books in 2023.
I’m counting the middle-grade books I read out loud to my kids, which skews the mood chart and makes Rick Riordan my most read author this year.
I’m counting the middle-grade books I read out loud to my kids, which skews the mood chart and makes Rick Riordan my most read author this year.
It took me way too long to figure out this poster.
December 11, 2023 at 2:42 PM
It took me way too long to figure out this poster.
It’s supposed to be a cat tree…
December 7, 2023 at 2:03 AM
It’s supposed to be a cat tree…
Trying to describe the love interest in this rom-com only to realize she’s essentially Jane from Daria.
Makes me realize I should’ve figured some things out about myself a helluva a lot sooner.
Makes me realize I should’ve figured some things out about myself a helluva a lot sooner.
December 6, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Trying to describe the love interest in this rom-com only to realize she’s essentially Jane from Daria.
Makes me realize I should’ve figured some things out about myself a helluva a lot sooner.
Makes me realize I should’ve figured some things out about myself a helluva a lot sooner.
My family and I have been staying at a farmhouse for Thanksgiving break.
This is my new best friend, Curtis. He is adorably ugly and I love him.
This is my new best friend, Curtis. He is adorably ugly and I love him.
November 25, 2023 at 4:41 AM
My family and I have been staying at a farmhouse for Thanksgiving break.
This is my new best friend, Curtis. He is adorably ugly and I love him.
This is my new best friend, Curtis. He is adorably ugly and I love him.
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃
Forgot my umbrella ☔️
October 5, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Forgot my umbrella ☔️
We got a new couch. After barking at it for a while, Orca approves.
September 29, 2023 at 9:52 PM
We got a new couch. After barking at it for a while, Orca approves.
Happy fall, y’all!
September 21, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Happy fall, y’all!
Tried wall Pilates, but of course the kids and the dog had to join in.
September 17, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Tried wall Pilates, but of course the kids and the dog had to join in.
After an inspiring Zoom call, my writing assistant and I are ready to get to work! I’m *this* close to finishing line-edits on this YA sci-fi.
September 12, 2023 at 4:43 PM
After an inspiring Zoom call, my writing assistant and I are ready to get to work! I’m *this* close to finishing line-edits on this YA sci-fi.