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Did you see this
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Embarrassing to die and not take at least one person with you, even if it’s just a hospice nurse
December 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Forget it Jake, it’s giving Chinatown
December 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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he was so real for this
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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ODIN: ok, so a quiet week, any other business?
THOR: no
HEIMDALL: no
BALDUR: we could do something about the huge snake which goes all the way around the world
ODIN: omg baldur shut up
THOR: baldur you ragnacock
FREYJA: baldur you freak loser shut up
LOKI: we should kill baldur
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Tantric sex always seemed disrespectful to me. If Sting loitered in my pussy for 12 hours I would call the police. Not his buddies, the real police. The wife beating ones.
September 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
August 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I'm so horny folks I tell ya- I'm so horny the other day I swerved to hit a pothole just to blow a tire
June 9, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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i saw a tiktok about how doing a Columbine in childhood is a sign of incest and i can't stop thinking about it
August 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself
WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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How i’m tryin to be
July 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Everybody is fighting but not me. I’m smoking a joint and thinking about titties.
May 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Retrospectively I can see that *The Big Bang Theory* and *Critical Role* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of pedophilia that was beginning to shape and color WASP life...
May 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger De...
theonion.com
May 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes Redditors
May 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say MS-13 has a nobody in the bukkake being able to cum problem
May 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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After Disastrous Earnings Quarter, Block CEO Jack Dorsey Leaving Company To Pursue Dream of Becoming Inland Empire Dad
May 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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"The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and every child owns it. It's the ability to say No and take the consequences." - Robert Anton Wilson
April 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Morning
April 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM