Call me Al (Taylor's Version)
@alrulz2009.bsky.social
MN born and bred. In a world built on cruelty all kindness is rebellion. Like the other famous Al I am married, with children.
I’m not crazy I’m just a little unwell.
August 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m not crazy I’m just a little unwell.
Doing Helicopters > Helicopter parenting
July 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Doing Helicopters > Helicopter parenting
Just spent quality time with my 10 YO son turning the song My Way into Deez Nuts and now feel my legacy is secure
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just spent quality time with my 10 YO son turning the song My Way into Deez Nuts and now feel my legacy is secure
Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go..
December 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go..
The Kirk Cousins revenge game narrative is laughable to me. Vikings paid him a fortune for mediocrity and even tried to get him to come back. I wish someone treated me that poorly.
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
The Kirk Cousins revenge game narrative is laughable to me. Vikings paid him a fortune for mediocrity and even tried to get him to come back. I wish someone treated me that poorly.
The fact that we are in 2024 and every reception replay review requires 5 minutes of explanation says all you need to know about how convoluted the rule is.
December 7, 2024 at 6:23 PM
The fact that we are in 2024 and every reception replay review requires 5 minutes of explanation says all you need to know about how convoluted the rule is.
Ffs light the damn tree already
December 5, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Ffs light the damn tree already
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Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit
There is no bigger weakness than the inability to have empathy
November 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
There is no bigger weakness than the inability to have empathy
I feel like I cracked the country music code tonight. It has something to do with skinny blonde women and dudes with beards.
November 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I feel like I cracked the country music code tonight. It has something to do with skinny blonde women and dudes with beards.
I'm 15 minutes into watching the CMA's, a genre of music I know nothing about, and I'm already yelling about snubs and conspiracies. #freeshaboozey
November 21, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I'm 15 minutes into watching the CMA's, a genre of music I know nothing about, and I'm already yelling about snubs and conspiracies. #freeshaboozey
Nobody asked but I like Pat Freiermuth and Cedric Tillman as ATD bets tomorrow night.
a cartoon character from the flintstones is smiling while standing in front of a fireplace .
ALT: a cartoon character from the flintstones is smiling while standing in front of a fireplace .
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November 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Nobody asked but I like Pat Freiermuth and Cedric Tillman as ATD bets tomorrow night.
I've seen Home Alone 1 & 2 and astounding number of times for it only being Nov 19th.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I've seen Home Alone 1 & 2 and astounding number of times for it only being Nov 19th.
The girl on WOF tonight's name was Miracle. I feel like making it to a game show (and winning) is the highest possible water mark after your parents do that to you.
November 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
The girl on WOF tonight's name was Miracle. I feel like making it to a game show (and winning) is the highest possible water mark after your parents do that to you.
This world is getting dumber every day and right now it's dumber like it's already the middle of next week.
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
This world is getting dumber every day and right now it's dumber like it's already the middle of next week.
I hope the Chiefs are enjoying the last five hours of their undefeated season. Let's go!
November 17, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I hope the Chiefs are enjoying the last five hours of their undefeated season. Let's go!
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My mom asked what my office does for faxing since we're completely remote, so I had to tell her we're actually located in 2024
November 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
My mom asked what my office does for faxing since we're completely remote, so I had to tell her we're actually located in 2024
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Me: I bought way too much Halloween candy.
Him: No worries, I’ll just take the leftovers to work tomorrow.
Me: *packs his bags* Well, I guess this is goodbye.
Him: No worries, I’ll just take the leftovers to work tomorrow.
Me: *packs his bags* Well, I guess this is goodbye.
October 31, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Me: I bought way too much Halloween candy.
Him: No worries, I’ll just take the leftovers to work tomorrow.
Me: *packs his bags* Well, I guess this is goodbye.
Him: No worries, I’ll just take the leftovers to work tomorrow.
Me: *packs his bags* Well, I guess this is goodbye.
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Lunchtime check in. Help me find people to follow and retweet me to your followers?
November 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Lunchtime check in. Help me find people to follow and retweet me to your followers?
I just yelled at a fly in my office to stop it in case you are wondering how my mental health is coming along.
November 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I just yelled at a fly in my office to stop it in case you are wondering how my mental health is coming along.
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How can we make people feel more energized but also potentially give them diarrhea?
—person who invented drinking coffee
—person who invented drinking coffee
November 12, 2024 at 11:44 AM
How can we make people feel more energized but also potentially give them diarrhea?
—person who invented drinking coffee
—person who invented drinking coffee
After all I've been through I think Soto to the Twins needs to happen.
November 12, 2024 at 2:11 AM
After all I've been through I think Soto to the Twins needs to happen.
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That’s what he said
November 10, 2024 at 9:48 PM
That’s what he said
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i used to be young, smart, funny and hot. now i'm old, stupid, weird and hot.
November 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
i used to be young, smart, funny and hot. now i'm old, stupid, weird and hot.