sabertooth squirtle
@kikismythe.bsky.social
just some guy.
📸 wedding photographer
🍫 professional snacker
👾 gamer dork
💼 www.kimsmithmiller.com
✍️ https://kimb.substack.com
📸 wedding photographer
🍫 professional snacker
👾 gamer dork
💼 www.kimsmithmiller.com
✍️ https://kimb.substack.com
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i used to be young, smart, funny and hot. now i'm old, stupid, weird and hot.
sorry but if i lived in Derry and started hearing some fuck ass song through the pipes i’d just put my noise canceling headphones on and go about my day. none of my business.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
sorry but if i lived in Derry and started hearing some fuck ass song through the pipes i’d just put my noise canceling headphones on and go about my day. none of my business.
if i make fun of you it means i like you. if im rude to you it means i hope this is the last time i ever see you. no, i won’t be explaining further.
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
if i make fun of you it means i like you. if im rude to you it means i hope this is the last time i ever see you. no, i won’t be explaining further.
so my new thing is going to bed with a book, not even being able to read a full chapter before feeling like i got hit with a tranquilizer dart and then turning off my lamp and laying in the dark until 1:30am while my brain does the psychic equivalent of the Diva Dance from the Fifth Element.
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
so my new thing is going to bed with a book, not even being able to read a full chapter before feeling like i got hit with a tranquilizer dart and then turning off my lamp and laying in the dark until 1:30am while my brain does the psychic equivalent of the Diva Dance from the Fifth Element.
people on reality tv learn how to pour champagne challenge
September 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
people on reality tv learn how to pour champagne challenge
losing my mind editing a wedding so i decided to stop and do a second cull. got rid of almost 400 photos. 😭 good god i'm SOFT.
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
losing my mind editing a wedding so i decided to stop and do a second cull. got rid of almost 400 photos. 😭 good god i'm SOFT.
my body was hurting sooooo bad that it didn’t even feel good laying in bed. turns out the cure was doing (1) exercise and then sitting at my desk to work instead of slouching with my laptop on the couch for an entire day. who knew.
September 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my body was hurting sooooo bad that it didn’t even feel good laying in bed. turns out the cure was doing (1) exercise and then sitting at my desk to work instead of slouching with my laptop on the couch for an entire day. who knew.
nothing like going back and playing Resident Evil: Biohazard to remind myself what a goddamn charisma vacuum Ethan Winters is.
September 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
nothing like going back and playing Resident Evil: Biohazard to remind myself what a goddamn charisma vacuum Ethan Winters is.
started a new Real Housewives journey #RHONY which is always a trip purely for the reminder of how terrible even rich people looked in the aughts. like the Countess wearing a fucking fitted bedsheet in her confessionals. 😹
September 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
started a new Real Housewives journey #RHONY which is always a trip purely for the reminder of how terrible even rich people looked in the aughts. like the Countess wearing a fucking fitted bedsheet in her confessionals. 😹
it's been so nice having a week of brisk weather, but i'm ready for this heat wave to hit so that going outside sounds worse than sitting at my desk for 20 hours a day editing wedding photos and putting together slideshows.
August 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
it's been so nice having a week of brisk weather, but i'm ready for this heat wave to hit so that going outside sounds worse than sitting at my desk for 20 hours a day editing wedding photos and putting together slideshows.
doing my makeup rn even though i know it won't even be 2 hours into shooting today's wedding before i've completely decimated one of my eyebrows with my EVF
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
doing my makeup rn even though i know it won't even be 2 hours into shooting today's wedding before i've completely decimated one of my eyebrows with my EVF
just sliced open my nail bed while breaking down an empty LaCroix box, in case you were wondering whether or not i was made of play-doh
August 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just sliced open my nail bed while breaking down an empty LaCroix box, in case you were wondering whether or not i was made of play-doh
i'm on my way to shoot a wedding, a job i've done for over 15 years, but once again i've spent my entire morning taking deep breaths while reminding myself that i'm just going to work like a normal person and not, in fact, dying.
August 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i'm on my way to shoot a wedding, a job i've done for over 15 years, but once again i've spent my entire morning taking deep breaths while reminding myself that i'm just going to work like a normal person and not, in fact, dying.
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
went to a concert tonite. i fear my knees may never recover.
August 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
went to a concert tonite. i fear my knees may never recover.
me and @cremefraiche.bsky.social are back on our bullshit (having a conversation over text while simultaneously having a completely different conversation over DMs), iyec
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
me and @cremefraiche.bsky.social are back on our bullshit (having a conversation over text while simultaneously having a completely different conversation over DMs), iyec
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My enemies are about to respawn
August 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My enemies are about to respawn
coming down from a bizarre, out of left field terrible awful no good day with the holy trinity of self care: food, shower, & real housewives. amen.
July 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
coming down from a bizarre, out of left field terrible awful no good day with the holy trinity of self care: food, shower, & real housewives. amen.
if someone says to you “it’s not my story to tell, but…” put on your showercap babes you’re about to get the most explosive bath bomb of chisme you’ve ever heard.
July 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
if someone says to you “it’s not my story to tell, but…” put on your showercap babes you’re about to get the most explosive bath bomb of chisme you’ve ever heard.
between Alan Wake II and finally picking up Death Stranding it’s been one hell of a year for games that make me go “what da fuck” every 30 minutes.
July 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
between Alan Wake II and finally picking up Death Stranding it’s been one hell of a year for games that make me go “what da fuck” every 30 minutes.
does anyone know what’s for dinner? has anyone in the history of dinner ever known what’s for dinner?
July 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
does anyone know what’s for dinner? has anyone in the history of dinner ever known what’s for dinner?
felt like Sam Porter Bridges the way i was braking over every pothole and bump in the road while riding home with eggs in my bike basket. 😅
July 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
felt like Sam Porter Bridges the way i was braking over every pothole and bump in the road while riding home with eggs in my bike basket. 😅
Google Sheets support kerning you cowards
July 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Google Sheets support kerning you cowards
July 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the top knot today is giving Bellara ✨🏹✨
July 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the top knot today is giving Bellara ✨🏹✨
i’ve worked side-by-side with my coworker for the last 3 years but last night was when we found out we have some of the exact same nerd lore origins (vanilla WoW to Hearthstone pipeline, watching Frodan hosted tournaments and everything).
July 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i’ve worked side-by-side with my coworker for the last 3 years but last night was when we found out we have some of the exact same nerd lore origins (vanilla WoW to Hearthstone pipeline, watching Frodan hosted tournaments and everything).