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kikismythe.bsky.social
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@kikismythe.bsky.social
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just some guy.

📸 wedding photographer
🍫 professional snacker
👾 gamer dork

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started a new Real Housewives journey #RHONY which is always a trip purely for the reminder of how terrible even rich people looked in the aughts. like the Countess wearing a fucking fitted bedsheet in her confessionals. 😹
still from an episode of The Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) showing the Countess Luann De Lesseps wearing a yellow shirt that looks like a fitted bedsheet draped over her chest.
September 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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enjoying it while it lasts. 😝
close up self portrait showing half my smiling face with my hand flexed palm-down under my chin. i am wearing black winged eyeliner and my eyebrows are filled in.
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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let’s fucking go.
my hand holding a plate full of food (ribs slathered in dark bbq sauce, cubes of watermelon, mac salad, and grilled pineapple) with a tv in the background showing the intro to Real Housewives of Potomac.
July 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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i’ve been dragging ASS on book bingo, not because i don’t like my current read (it’s a banger!!) but because it’s so fucked up and sad i have had to take breaks when it gives me literal nightmares. 😭 gonna finish it today by golly… and read a fun palate cleanser next. 😝
my hand holding an e-reader with the display showing the cover Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin. my feet on warm, hardwood floors are in the background out of focus next to a green and yellow geometric-patterned foot stool.
July 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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summer book bingo progress! last four i read for Disability, Read in Public, Monsters, and One Big Book, which i forgot to take a pic of the cover before returning to the liberry. oopth.
my hand holding an e-reader displaying the cover page for Belly of the Beast: The Politics of Anti-Fatness As Anti-Blackness by Da’Shaun Harrison my hand holding an e-reader displaying the cover page for Convenience Store Woman by Sayaka Murata my hand holding an e-reader displaying the cover page for The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones. my tabby cat is laying on my chest in the foreground. my hand holding open a book showing an illustrated map to the Underworld from the book The Songbird and the Heart of Stone by Carissa Broadbent.
June 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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it’s cancer season which means i just ugly cried through the end of Dragon Age: Veilguard, a game i didn’t even know if i liked when i first picked it up. MANFRED 5EVER!!!!
screenshot from the video game Dragon Age: Veilguard showing the frost mage Neve Gallus making out with Rook, the character you play as. screenshot from the video game Dragon Age: Veilguard showing Lucanis, an assassin with long black hair and beard, standing in a candlelit room in front of a wall with wings painted in ash behind him. screenshot from the video game Dragon Age: Veilguard showing Manfred, a sentient skeleton wearing bright green goggles, up close with a fisheye distortion. screenshot from the video game Dragon Age: Veilguard showing the entire cast of characters suited up ready for battle.
June 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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an experienced friend called to give me some pro tips including recommending this pill shooter. slight learning curve at first, but a 1 hour struggle is now a simple 10 min chore. god is good. 😭🙏
my hand holding a purple plastic syringe with a split rubber tip, meant to hold pills and capsules to quickly shoot them into the back of a pet’s mouth when giving them medicine. also known as a pill gun.
June 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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took a gaming break to touch grass and read some books but now i’m back and gagging on @azimedes.bsky.social new playstation avi 💀
May 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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it's cold and rainy so it's time to remember all the sandwiches i ate in nature this month (including the ones me and @26hrcharleston.bsky.social had at an impromptu picnic on Mt. Tabor cuz we got a flat tire on the way to a trailhead and had to be rescued off 82nd by @bnasty.bsky.social)
my hand holding two halves of a sandwich with the cross section of ingredients on display (salami, cappocollo, avocado, mayonnaise, lettuce, pepperonicini and cheese on a baguette) while a dog surreptitiously stares at the goods. in the background you can see the Columbia River Gorge on a cloudy day, as seen from the top of Dog Mountain. my hand holding half of a sandwich with the cross section of ingredients on display (ham, cheese, avocado, lettuce, pickles mayo and mustard on sourdough) while sitting on the edge of a cliff on Hamilton Mountain. in the background you can see the outline of Table Mountain, which looks very similar to the tattoo of a mountain range on my arm holding the sandwich. there are also patches of delicate pink phlox flowers that are the same color as my socks and hiking shoes. my hand holding half of a sandwich with the cross section of ingredients on display (ham, cheese, avocado, lettuce, pickles mayo and mustard on sourdough). in the background you can vivid green grass and trees, dots of yellow from the balsamroot blooming in the area, as well as Mount Hood in the distance. selfie taken at a picnic table on Mount Tabor in Portland, OR. me and three of my friends are all mid-bite while holding banh mi sandwiches. on the picnic table is a spread of snacks, sandwiches and water bottles leftover from a canceled hike.
May 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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maaaaaaaan it’s crazy what some sunshine can do for the soul. i’m just walking around my apartment today like i love SPRING! i love NATURE! i love CHICKEN SALAD AND WILDFLOWER SEASON AND A FRESH BREEZE POURING IN FROM THE KITCHEN WINDOW 🙂
view of Mt Hood on a clear day from the hike up Seven Mile Hill. the grassy green hillsides are exploding with the yellow balsamroot and purple lupine flowers that are in bloom. wide angle view of the Dalles and Columbia River on a clear day from the hike up Seven Mile Hill. the grassy green hillsides are exploding with the yellow balsamroot and purple lupine flowers that are in bloom. my legs and sneakers are at the bottom of the frame. my hand holding two halves of a homemade chicken salad sandwich that i ate in the middle of a meadow on a hike through Seven Mile Hill. close up of a purple lupine flower in bloom. the tip has not blossomed yet and is still in a pale cone form, giving the whole flower a triangular shape. in the background is a horizon of yellow balsamroot flowers amongst all the vibrant green grass and further, out of focus, the Dalles and Columbia River.
April 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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took myself on a sunny pod walk and bagel date despite being soooooooo tired. perfect sunday morning.
wide angle selfie with my eyes closed because it’s so sunny out. i’m holding a half eaten bagel with cream cheese and kimchi on top while sitting at a table on the sidewalk with a white tablecloth patterned with small blue floral elements. behind me are parked cars and tree lined streets. i’m wearing a white sweater with bugs bunny on the front. sourdough bagel with a pile of kimchi covering the bagel hole. some cream cheese is visible between the two layers of bread. it’s sitting on top of parchment paper with Sincerely Bagel’s logo printed all over.
April 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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rainy sunday morning after a WILD weekend selling out of our entire bar program
four squares with a picture of a man in each with text overlayed on each picture Picture 1: a man wearing red headphones and pointing at them with text “gamer headset: on” Picture 2: interlocked fingers flexing with text “knuckles: cracked” Picture 3: man with an upset expression with text “girlfriend: none” Picture 4: man wearing red headphones, smiling and giving a thumbs up with text “yep.. its gamer time”
April 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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they stopped feeding us staff meal at work so i decided to make 2 lbs of carnitas for me and my coworker to eat all weekend and make everyone jealous
three tacos with crispy shredded pork and slices of ripe avocado sitting on a plate. in the background are containers and squeeze bottles with condiments (pickled onion, cotija, sour cream, hot sauce) three carnitas tacos topped with avocado, pickled onion, cilantro, cotija, hot sauce and sour cream sitting on a plate while my hand makes the pinched fingers “chef’s kiss” gesture.
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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and my gay daughter
small brown tabby cat sitting on a stack of corduroy pillows looking up at the camera. around her are rainbow patterns reflecting off the window off-camera
March 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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i love my gay son.
self portrait with my black cat who is sitting with his front paws curled in front of him and his hind leg kicked up in the air showing off his toe beans
March 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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yesterday’s weather was so psychotic i don’t care anymore if the sun is shining or if the sky is shitting its ass all i ask for is a little consistency please!!!!
still from The Simpsons depicting Bart fully nude laying in a field with his clothes and comic books scattered about while he wears sunglasses, listens to headphones and drinks a Squishee still from the Simpsons depicting Marge sitting in a kitchen looking out the window as donuts fall from the sky. caption reads “It’s raining again.”
March 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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just finished Under the Whispering Door by T.J. Klune— title page with snot smeared sleeve for proof of sobfest.
my hand holding an ereader showing the cover page of T.J. Klune’s book Under the Whispering Door. the sleeve of my grey sweater has a dark streak from wiping snot while crying at the ending.
March 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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made a big cheesy bean and rice burrito for dinner. zoom for jealous gato.
my hand holding a girthy burrito on a pink plate at the dinner table, with a bottle of hot sauce and a dried flower in a vase in front of me. in the distance my black cat, Felix, is making hard eye contact.
March 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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still from the Addams Family Movie showing Morticia Adams being lit with a single beam of light across her eyes.
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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if you dress like this you're not allowed to make fun of astrology
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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home now with my man. he has no idea where i’ve been. probs thinks i was out catching birds. 🤫
my large black cat looking regal while sitting on my lap. my hand is resting on his back while my other arm is extended taking the selfie.
March 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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it would upset my cats if they knew how much i love this 20 lbs angel
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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2 dogs 2 cats 3 hours let’s go
panoramic view of a living room where a dog is sleeping under a blanket on the couch, a puppy is chewing on a toy at my feet, a cat sits on my lap and another cat rests on the arm of the couch beside me
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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when my tummy starts to hurt while i’m out in public but i’m trying to be really brave about it
still scene from Lady Gaga’s musical performance of Abracadabra on Saturday Night Live (SNL) where she is doubled over with her hands on her hips
March 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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lunch today is a chopped pastrami and cheddar sandwich on sourdough with avocado, chopped pickles, onion, and romaine with a mustard-mayo spread. i’ll probs house some Doritos and wash it all down with a room temp LaCroix. 🤙
my hand holding a sandwich that has been cut in half to show the beautiful layers of ingrediets inside.
March 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM