Call me Al (Taylor's Version)
@alrulz2009.bsky.social
MN born and bred. In a world built on cruelty all kindness is rebellion. Like the other famous Al I am married, with children.
Fur is murder, use live dog stoles instead.
November 8, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Fur is murder, use live dog stoles instead.
Ain't no party like a Grover party cuz a Grover party don't stop.
November 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Ain't no party like a Grover party cuz a Grover party don't stop.
Folks, we've got a real weiner take all situation on our hands here.
December 16, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Folks, we've got a real weiner take all situation on our hands here.
Taking the light rail to the game. Enjoying having the car to myself before we get closer and I have company
August 16, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Taking the light rail to the game. Enjoying having the car to myself before we get closer and I have company
I found my new pickup line.
July 16, 2023 at 1:26 PM
I found my new pickup line.
Nothing much better than when 69 feels like 69.
July 10, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Nothing much better than when 69 feels like 69.
Hard to focus on lunch when you have this nestled into your crotchal area.
July 5, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Hard to focus on lunch when you have this nestled into your crotchal area.
This Fathers Day, make your dads day by showing him you didn't pay attention in school.
June 17, 2023 at 11:56 AM
This Fathers Day, make your dads day by showing him you didn't pay attention in school.
I just got a Yellow Pages in the mail today. I quickly ran inside and made my kids confirm I did not travel back in time to 1998.
June 12, 2023 at 9:34 PM
I just got a Yellow Pages in the mail today. I quickly ran inside and made my kids confirm I did not travel back in time to 1998.
Every breath you take every move you make Ill be watching you.
June 4, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Every breath you take every move you make Ill be watching you.
Chilling on my patio after a long week with the only one who will listen to me whine.
June 2, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Chilling on my patio after a long week with the only one who will listen to me whine.