Enemy Inelegance
@allygrace427.bsky.social
Not really a dog
(Because I'm two dogs)
(Because I'm two dogs)
Do you think your little sticker counteracts your financial support of that man?
January 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Do you think your little sticker counteracts your financial support of that man?
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It's cute how people in this area say they can't drive in snow . . . they don't drive well in any other type of weather either.
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's cute how people in this area say they can't drive in snow . . . they don't drive well in any other type of weather either.
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Somebody has a full set of Green Bay voodoo dolls
January 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Somebody has a full set of Green Bay voodoo dolls
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I’ve bowled, but not for soup. Maybe that’s my problem.
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’ve bowled, but not for soup. Maybe that’s my problem.
Wild that my husband isn't ever as excited as I am about plant things. These plants he never wanted and didn't ask for. These one hundred houseplants taking over our house.
January 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wild that my husband isn't ever as excited as I am about plant things. These plants he never wanted and didn't ask for. These one hundred houseplants taking over our house.
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“Check engine” is the only light in my life.
January 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“Check engine” is the only light in my life.
Just girly things
January 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just girly things
We're going to need a bigger basket
January 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We're going to need a bigger basket
Jungle house 🌿
January 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Jungle house 🌿
What are words, really, but letters
January 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What are words, really, but letters
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Today scientists announced that science is cool, but what they really love is making announcements
December 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Today scientists announced that science is cool, but what they really love is making announcements
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“The 12 Days of Christmas”
When was it ever ok to transfer ownership of 8 dairy maids & 9 ladies dancing? Why would anyone want a single, solitary leaping lord, let alone 10? And why is the singer so obsessed with birds? Does he own an aviary? Also: a partridge in a pear tree is not 1 gift; it’s 2.
When was it ever ok to transfer ownership of 8 dairy maids & 9 ladies dancing? Why would anyone want a single, solitary leaping lord, let alone 10? And why is the singer so obsessed with birds? Does he own an aviary? Also: a partridge in a pear tree is not 1 gift; it’s 2.
December 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
“The 12 Days of Christmas”
When was it ever ok to transfer ownership of 8 dairy maids & 9 ladies dancing? Why would anyone want a single, solitary leaping lord, let alone 10? And why is the singer so obsessed with birds? Does he own an aviary? Also: a partridge in a pear tree is not 1 gift; it’s 2.
When was it ever ok to transfer ownership of 8 dairy maids & 9 ladies dancing? Why would anyone want a single, solitary leaping lord, let alone 10? And why is the singer so obsessed with birds? Does he own an aviary? Also: a partridge in a pear tree is not 1 gift; it’s 2.
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you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
December 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
you’re singing. you just caught your mom cheating on your dad with Santa Claus and you’re singing
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I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
My pets are in a constant competition to see who can cost us the most money and everyone's winning but me
December 12, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My pets are in a constant competition to see who can cost us the most money and everyone's winning but me
Currently towering over the girl next to me on the metro and I feel powerful. Is this how people who are over 5'4 feel when they are with me
December 10, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Currently towering over the girl next to me on the metro and I feel powerful. Is this how people who are over 5'4 feel when they are with me
Hate seeing him get older but after losing his cat sister way too early, I know how lucky I am to get to see him go grey
December 9, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Hate seeing him get older but after losing his cat sister way too early, I know how lucky I am to get to see him go grey
Marrying someone funny is great until they are kicking your ass in cards against humanity
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Marrying someone funny is great until they are kicking your ass in cards against humanity
I don't know who should have told me that someone from ANTM was on a Real Housewives franchise but I know someone should have
December 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I don't know who should have told me that someone from ANTM was on a Real Housewives franchise but I know someone should have
May I offer you a Go Pack Go on this Thursday morning
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
May I offer you a Go Pack Go on this Thursday morning
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no I’m not sharing my Spotify Wrapped.* a person’s relationship with music is unique and it feels cheap to broadcast that thru some corporate marketing tactic
*it’s all Taylor Swift
*it’s all Taylor Swift
December 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
no I’m not sharing my Spotify Wrapped.* a person’s relationship with music is unique and it feels cheap to broadcast that thru some corporate marketing tactic
*it’s all Taylor Swift
*it’s all Taylor Swift
Alexa, turn off my responsibilities
December 3, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Alexa, turn off my responsibilities