Aliza
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Aliza
@alizabw.bsky.social
Tried every other social media, why not this?
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It’s negative temps in the Midwest but that’s just a chance to prove my babe is a ~model
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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The White House has to "check back" about whether or not they just shut off the program that funds health care for 2 million Arizonans?

I can tell you the answer: Arizona's Medicaid payment portal has been turned off.

This is absurd.
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Does she even have bones???
January 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Today we celebrate Krypto!
No matter how far we stray, he always brings us home.
January 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Daily adorable dog
January 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me: dang this isn’t so comfortable and I have things to do, I gotta get up…
My dog: the fuck you do….
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My reading has been so inconsistent the last few years, which has been hard for me as someone who read CONSTANTLY growing up and used to read 100+ books a year (in 2022 I read 2 books 😬). Trying to work more regular reading into my life in 2025!
January 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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give me coffee for the things i can change and a sledgehammer for the things i can’t.
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
First I got a Superman tattoo (in 2018), now I have a Superman license plate. My powers are only increasing….
January 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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BREAKING, via The Seattle Times: Trump's executive order to restrict birthright citizenship is blocked for at least the next two weeks by a Reagan appointee in Seattle who eviscerated the Trump lawyers present defending the order. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Admittedly I have never seen Severance, but I assume that since I WFH from my couch while cuddling my dog & taking breaks to snack 3 feet away in my kitchen or take a quick nap…. I am the opposite of Severed…
a woman holding a notebook and a pen in front of a white wall with the word noted above her
Alt: a woman holding a notebook and a pen in front of a white wall with the word noted above her
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
The 605.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just found out my newest Work Friend was born in the year 2000
a woman says i 'm like the cryptkeeper with her hands on her face
Alt: a woman says “i’m like the cryptkeeper” with her hands on her face.
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM