alienkabalien
@alienkabalien.bsky.social
A London commuting chump that is a terrible artist and likes to drink coffee ☕️
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New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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May 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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Update on my pixel art guide for beginners:
Transferred all the information from Tumblr to a Google Doc, so anyone who doesn't have a Tumblr account can now read through the whole thing!
I also updated quite a bit of information too.
I hope it will help somebody!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Transferred all the information from Tumblr to a Google Doc, so anyone who doesn't have a Tumblr account can now read through the whole thing!
I also updated quite a bit of information too.
I hope it will help somebody!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
November 5, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Update on my pixel art guide for beginners:
Transferred all the information from Tumblr to a Google Doc, so anyone who doesn't have a Tumblr account can now read through the whole thing!
I also updated quite a bit of information too.
I hope it will help somebody!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Transferred all the information from Tumblr to a Google Doc, so anyone who doesn't have a Tumblr account can now read through the whole thing!
I also updated quite a bit of information too.
I hope it will help somebody!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast
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May 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast
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Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world
May 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Every piece of early Pikachu art is a blessing on this imperfect world
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Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
May 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
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Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies
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May 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies
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Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones
April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones
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Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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April 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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Our new book "Hi, Earth" is available now via @andrewsmcmeel.bsky.social 📚
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Our new book "Hi, Earth" is available now via @andrewsmcmeel.bsky.social 📚
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these people are literally trying to destroy america’s future
Meet Gracie Himes, age 20.
Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.
On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.
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Her goal: Fight cancer by developing new medicines.
On March 3, her dreams were shattered when Trump admin cuts hit West Virginia University, which rescinded her PhD program offer.
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March 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
these people are literally trying to destroy america’s future
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
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March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I’ll give it a shot.
Clever.....you should try writing.
March 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ll give it a shot.
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No One At Laser Tag Prepared For How Hard Dad Was Going To Bring It
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March 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
No One At Laser Tag Prepared For How Hard Dad Was Going To Bring It
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To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
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yeah of course i know where the power rangers talk to zordon
March 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
yeah of course i know where the power rangers talk to zordon
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I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
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new pokemon just dropped
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
new pokemon just dropped
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I don't know what gamer bros need to hear this, but women and girls playing The Sims are not, and I say again, NOT, playing it like it's a dress up doll simulator. They're out there making Jigsaw look like a rolemodel. They make GTA Online players seem stable.
Stay in your lane, stay safe. IYKYK
Stay in your lane, stay safe. IYKYK
December 24, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I don't know what gamer bros need to hear this, but women and girls playing The Sims are not, and I say again, NOT, playing it like it's a dress up doll simulator. They're out there making Jigsaw look like a rolemodel. They make GTA Online players seem stable.
Stay in your lane, stay safe. IYKYK
Stay in your lane, stay safe. IYKYK
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