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Petition to make it illegal for any game to have a heavy attack on the same button where most games place “ride horse.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Petition to make it illegal for any game to have a heavy attack on the same button where most games place “ride horse.”
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MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED FROM WAR
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED FROM WAR
You had one job, decorative pillow
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You had one job, decorative pillow
It would have been a much better call than a fantastic beasts land that basically nobody cares about even if they’re still into Harry Potter.
a wicked land makes sense and fits, the end.
"Is Wicked big enough for the theme parks?" BRO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It would have been a much better call than a fantastic beasts land that basically nobody cares about even if they’re still into Harry Potter.
😅😅😅😅
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
😅😅😅😅
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
This is unhinged levels of stupid. Social pariah shit.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is unhinged levels of stupid. Social pariah shit.
Everything is immeasurably broken but the joy I feel when I read all these gross RFK seduction quotes in his rusty box spring of a voice fills me with glee
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Everything is immeasurably broken but the joy I feel when I read all these gross RFK seduction quotes in his rusty box spring of a voice fills me with glee
I seriously can’t get over anyone thinking about using or making or signing or really literally anything regarding fucking petitions
This dude has GOT to go. Let’s make it happen:
Tell Congress to Impeach Trump
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I seriously can’t get over anyone thinking about using or making or signing or really literally anything regarding fucking petitions
More please
They just love knocking things over. It isn't directed at my LFL specifically! I did make a sign for the gate of a cartoon javelina with a red line through it, because of course, pigs can't read.😂
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
More please
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ROOKIE COP: All the rain is making it hard to gather evidence.
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ROOKIE COP: All the rain is making it hard to gather evidence.
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
GRIZZLED VETERAN COP: But it'll never be able to wash away the filth of this city.
COTTON CANDY COP: *melts*
“It’s not just a mixture—it’s a *graveyard*.
ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“It’s not just a mixture—it’s a *graveyard*.
I want to hear more about these little library hating wild boars please
It's up!! Wired to the fence, screwed to the stand, stand wired to the fence (we have javelinas, and I don't want them wrecking my little library). More books will be added. Today was a crazy, exhausting day. It's also my oldest's 42nd birthday!
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I want to hear more about these little library hating wild boars please
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Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Honestly I can see how someone would be seduced by RFK Jr’s sensual charms when he turns to you and says [SOUND OF BROKEN GLASS IN GARBAGE DISPOSAL]
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
I’m gonna be mad about the outrageous lack of effort here forever. It’s gonna wake me up in a cold sweat in 13 years.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m gonna be mad about the outrageous lack of effort here forever. It’s gonna wake me up in a cold sweat in 13 years.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
As I was going to St Ives I met a polycule with a severe hoarding problem
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Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Kim Davis who tried to get the #SupremeCourt to overturn same sex marriage now owes a gay couple $360k — Fabulous 🏳️🌈
Always repost.
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Always repost.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now