Alex Haist
@alexhaist.bsky.social
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. she/her. Fond of plant stuff, especially trees, weird nature and beautiful nature, honestly anything that eventually involves dirt and decomposition. Definitely a furry. Disabled and sorting it out.
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Excelsior! THE FOLDED SKY is just a little over two weeks away.
Here is a post I made with a bunch of places to pre-order it (including ordering signed and personalized copies) and some information on the appearances I will be doing to support it!
buttondown.com/matociquala/...
Here is a post I made with a bunch of places to pre-order it (including ordering signed and personalized copies) and some information on the appearances I will be doing to support it!
buttondown.com/matociquala/...
The Folded Sky is two weeks and two days away!
Hey everybody! The pretty hype machine is about to gear up big time here, as I have a book coming out on June 17th and there will be a bunch of appearances...
buttondown.com
June 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Excelsior! THE FOLDED SKY is just a little over two weeks away.
Here is a post I made with a bunch of places to pre-order it (including ordering signed and personalized copies) and some information on the appearances I will be doing to support it!
buttondown.com/matociquala/...
Here is a post I made with a bunch of places to pre-order it (including ordering signed and personalized copies) and some information on the appearances I will be doing to support it!
buttondown.com/matociquala/...
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as long as we're wishing
June 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
as long as we're wishing
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If you see this, post a monster 🐺
May 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you see this, post a monster 🐺
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Sharks have urea in their blood, which means that if we spill a drop of shark blood on the floor then lab smells like burning rotten pee for a week
I teach 8-10 year olds. What's the oldest, weirdest, or grossest shark fact I could use to impress them?
May 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sharks have urea in their blood, which means that if we spill a drop of shark blood on the floor then lab smells like burning rotten pee for a week
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Angular roughshark!
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Angular roughshark!
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A little bounce to brighten your evening.
May 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A little bounce to brighten your evening.
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I was asked to make a 4 inch square painting for a charity event for a kids program and so uhhh I made this idk I tried my best 😅
March 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I was asked to make a 4 inch square painting for a charity event for a kids program and so uhhh I made this idk I tried my best 😅
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Same, girl. Same.
#cats #catsofbluesky #wontlookwednesday #calicocat #queenofsocks #seniorkitty #sheltercatsrule #neverabandonedagain
#cats #catsofbluesky #wontlookwednesday #calicocat #queenofsocks #seniorkitty #sheltercatsrule #neverabandonedagain
March 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social I have a hat I would very much like you to wear (and to have, as a gift). Could you tell me a good place to donate and then I can send you the hat?
March 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@whysharksmatter.bsky.social I have a hat I would very much like you to wear (and to have, as a gift). Could you tell me a good place to donate and then I can send you the hat?
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My woven blanket preorder is still open! 🙏💚 Thank you so much who ordered so far, I will give a confirmation once they go into final the production!
artofmaquenda.etsy.com/listing/1841...
#art #bsnm #watershipdown
artofmaquenda.etsy.com/listing/1841...
#art #bsnm #watershipdown
February 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My woven blanket preorder is still open! 🙏💚 Thank you so much who ordered so far, I will give a confirmation once they go into final the production!
artofmaquenda.etsy.com/listing/1841...
#art #bsnm #watershipdown
artofmaquenda.etsy.com/listing/1841...
#art #bsnm #watershipdown
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I think that about sums it up, really.
February 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think that about sums it up, really.
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I send an email to coordinate a project. I sign it:
Best fishes,
Sarah
Artist replies. They sign it
Worm-ly,
Jean
Things can still be good.
Best fishes,
Sarah
Artist replies. They sign it
Worm-ly,
Jean
Things can still be good.
February 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I send an email to coordinate a project. I sign it:
Best fishes,
Sarah
Artist replies. They sign it
Worm-ly,
Jean
Things can still be good.
Best fishes,
Sarah
Artist replies. They sign it
Worm-ly,
Jean
Things can still be good.
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Ford was a writer’s writer.
This is one of my favorite poems of all time, written by the wonderful & greatly missed John M. Ford.
I’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. So I thought I would share it.
I’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. So I thought I would share it.
February 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ford was a writer’s writer.
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worms worms worms worms worms
February 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
worms worms worms worms worms
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Washington, DC):
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
February 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Washington, DC):
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement.
“In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.”
He is available for interviews.
Me, to wife, who is afraid of spiders: Did I tell you about the spider vibrators?!
Wife: (sighing) yes.
Wife: (sighing) yes.
December 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Me, to wife, who is afraid of spiders: Did I tell you about the spider vibrators?!
Wife: (sighing) yes.
Wife: (sighing) yes.
TIL a citizen science project is documenting seagulls eating stuff; spider scientists use tiny vibrators to lure spiders out of their tunnels; bat poop can kill you if you use it to grow cannabis.
I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.
I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.
December 17, 2024 at 2:56 PM
TIL a citizen science project is documenting seagulls eating stuff; spider scientists use tiny vibrators to lure spiders out of their tunnels; bat poop can kill you if you use it to grow cannabis.
I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.
I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.
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“Very wonderful and beautiful things do happen, don't they? And we live most of our lives in the hope of them."
Elizabeth Nesbit, The Railway Children.
Here is the miracle cat, Boots, who my daughter just managed to trap after he disappeared ELEVEN WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS AGO.
Elizabeth Nesbit, The Railway Children.
Here is the miracle cat, Boots, who my daughter just managed to trap after he disappeared ELEVEN WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS AGO.
November 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
“Very wonderful and beautiful things do happen, don't they? And we live most of our lives in the hope of them."
Elizabeth Nesbit, The Railway Children.
Here is the miracle cat, Boots, who my daughter just managed to trap after he disappeared ELEVEN WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS AGO.
Elizabeth Nesbit, The Railway Children.
Here is the miracle cat, Boots, who my daughter just managed to trap after he disappeared ELEVEN WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS AGO.
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A little slomo ear action for everyone, because life is stressful.
October 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
A little slomo ear action for everyone, because life is stressful.
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Post your most popular art from Twitter
This one still, probably..
Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#Art #watershipdown #fanart #animalart
This one still, probably..
Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#Art #watershipdown #fanart #animalart
October 23, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Post your most popular art from Twitter
This one still, probably..
Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#Art #watershipdown #fanart #animalart
This one still, probably..
Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#Art #watershipdown #fanart #animalart
Is it weird that he's a rabbit? And a god?
El-ahrairah, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
www.etsy.com/listing/7313...
El-ahrairah, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
www.etsy.com/listing/7313...
August 24, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Is it weird that he's a rabbit? And a god?
El-ahrairah, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
www.etsy.com/listing/7313...
El-ahrairah, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
www.etsy.com/listing/7313...
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Secretarybird vs lappet-faced vulture!!!
I just got back from a reporting trip to the Masai Mara. These were two of the birds I most wanted to see and never did I imagine I’d see one kicking the other in its lappety face.
(Also, hello. Get ready for a month of Kenyan wildlife pics.)
I just got back from a reporting trip to the Masai Mara. These were two of the birds I most wanted to see and never did I imagine I’d see one kicking the other in its lappety face.
(Also, hello. Get ready for a month of Kenyan wildlife pics.)
July 16, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Secretarybird vs lappet-faced vulture!!!
I just got back from a reporting trip to the Masai Mara. These were two of the birds I most wanted to see and never did I imagine I’d see one kicking the other in its lappety face.
(Also, hello. Get ready for a month of Kenyan wildlife pics.)
I just got back from a reporting trip to the Masai Mara. These were two of the birds I most wanted to see and never did I imagine I’d see one kicking the other in its lappety face.
(Also, hello. Get ready for a month of Kenyan wildlife pics.)