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brendelbored.bsky.social
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
November 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Sorry to your little ship but the gales of November simply would not affect me
November 10, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.

and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
October 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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vtben.bsky.social
UC-Berkeley football fans have been On One this year and I hope it continues.
Woke Campbell Stadium Berkeley opponents learning critical race theory Cal Bears carrying CRT books on a plane You just lost to the woke agenda
September 16, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
People will tell you the quality of play in college football is just so much lower and then the Bears win with 147 yards of offense
September 8, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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dril.bsky.social
everything in the world is a piece of shit. society is a Game. my cousin knows how to get ebay items for free
September 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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thisishog.bsky.social
May 31, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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rincewind.run
bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent

“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”

“Why?”

“It saves time.”
May 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods
The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote (provided that he wasn't poor, foreign, nor disqualified by reason of being mad, frivolous, or a woman). Every five years someone was elected to be Tyrant, provided he could prove that he was honest, intelligent, sensible, and trustworthy. Immediately after he was elected, of course, it was obvious to everyone that he was a criminal madman and totally out of touch with the view of the ordinary philosopher in the street looking for a towel. And then five years later they elected another one just like him, and really it was amazing how intelligent people kept on making the same mistakes.
May 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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crannyboy.bsky.social
Mitch Wokeberg: I used to be woke... I still am but I used to be too
March 28, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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griph.bsky.social
pre-Christian tradwives on instagram in 5000 denarii togas pretending to cook during a monologue on keeping the domus when you just know they've never touched an amphora of garum in their lives
March 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
Everybody into orbs and obelisks nowaday. What ever happened to worshiping the damn sun
March 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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actioncookbook.com
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
June 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
My parents never taught me about survivorship bias and I turned out fine
March 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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jeffgerstmann.com
shadow of the nerdtree is more like it aw shit got em again
February 22, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM