Alan
alan.cool
Alan
@alan.cool
B2B tech PR person. "liquidindian" elsewhere. (he/him)

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Alan @alan.cool · Nov 14
It was inevitable that people like Simon were going to start migrating over here, so I started a blocklist for these types of weirdo. bsky.app/profile/did:...
Various pundits before the match: I don't see why we can't get a win tonight. #GRESCO
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Proper takoyaki at a place called Shintako.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I might steal this opinion but replace Inception with Primer.
does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?

what was that about
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Taken moments after Bugs Bunny placed a cigar in his mouth and lit it.
incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On the one hand I'm pleased that Ballard has scored against Arsenal, on the other hand I've realised that I'm bored witless and about to break up the furniture.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is my fault, I bought a big coat and jinxed it.
HISTORIC WARMTH IN EUROPE
Hundreds of records of November warmest night smashed with big margins from West to East

Mins >14C in UK, >12 in Norway,Sweden,Denmark,>11 in Finland and Estonia.
Records allover Scandinavia including Stockholm
min 11.9 (data since 1800s),Uppsala etc
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This is maybe obvious to everyone but me, but if you're interested in how Chicago is doing in the NFL, "bears" is a risky thing to search on here.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Congrats to Iwate Prefecture on winning the baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Completely forgot that I would see HALLOWE'EN REVELLERS on my way home and regretting not bringing my camera with me
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I can't say I'm confident my record of not seeing Liverpool lose in person is going to hold tonight.
Tonight’s #LFC team v Crystal Palace…
Your thoughts on that starting XI?
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And again.
alan.cool Alan @alan.cool · Jan 14
I seem to be watching a lot of games that are a "great watch for someone neutral", but I am not neutral.
October 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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This is Simpsons level amusement park food purveyor naming
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A brae in Liverpool.
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Or you can let others invest the time, see the results, and then decide it sucks.
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
October 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
For some reason thinking of the Siegessäule, moved to its current spot by Hitler as part of his plans to redesign Berlin after WWII, today apparently a "symbol of gay visibility" and, er, "meeting point".
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 16
On Wednesday, the president showcased models for a grand new monument to be added to the gateway of the National Mall: a large, neoclassical arch topped with eagles and a gilded, winged figure.
President Trump envisions D.C. arch to mark 250th anniversary of U.S.
On Wednesday, the president showcased models for a grand new monument to be added to the gateway of the National Mall: a large, neoclassical arch topped with eagles and a gilded, winged figure.
n.pr
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
An interesting choice in Chester Market where you can enjoy a nice burrito and an informative slideshow on the causes of the cholera epidemic.
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"But this article from thirteen years ago in The Sun..."

No.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I am at Cheshire Oaks, mostly so I can drop the word "ballardian" into a social media post.
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Hey check out our new feature it doesn't work please don't put anything important into it
‘Surprising’
October 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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London is proud to host Japan's Grand Sumo Tournament this week - it's fantastic to see the the teams using our cycling infrastructure to get around.
October 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Brilliant again from Gannon-Doak. Easy to see why Ben Doak no longer gets in the side. #SCOBEL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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THAT was one of the most batshit games of darts the world has ever seen
a man speaking into a microphone with a cat on his head behind him
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with a cat on his head behind him
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Darts is brilliant.
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM