Alan
alan.cool
Alan
@alan.cool
B2B tech PR person. "liquidindian" elsewhere. (he/him)

📍Liverpool
Various pundits before the match: I don't see why we can't get a win tonight. #GRESCO
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Proper takoyaki at a place called Shintako.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You just need access to room like this. You may have to defeat a clawed villain with kung fu first. Call it an extra security layer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Must be a Hungarian thing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Nooooooo
November 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A brae in Liverpool.
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
An interesting choice in Chester Market where you can enjoy a nice burrito and an informative slideshow on the causes of the cholera epidemic.
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Scenes of joy.
October 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Or just this:
September 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I need to buy new vacuum cleaner bags and I'm excited about how they're going to change my life.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Our what now?
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
But during the 1991 MTV Unplugged, Michael admitted that he had to go and look the words up "on a computer".
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Flamme Rouge! Not a video game but still.
August 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I bet they don't get this painting-flags-on-roundabouts nonsense in Turkmenistan. Actually maybe it's for reasons other than a complicated flag, now I think about it.
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It's a nice thing to see on leaving the station. The big billboard right next to it, not so much.
August 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Monday Night Football presenting team have displeased the giant child who commands them. They will be punished.
August 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We don't own a cat.
August 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I wonder if there's any evidence of cis men working in the M&S lingerie department and it not being a problem.
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just had a swig of this stuff and my purple bin disappeared :(
July 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Saw this in a charity shop and I'm wondering what sort of guests would warrant getting out the fancy "800 year anniversary of the murder of Thomas à Beckett" crockery.
July 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Cameron Menzies pokemon evolves into Alan Brazil.
July 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My first away game.
July 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
We do not have a cat. Nevertheless...
July 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
July 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM