Kristi Payne
@akristipayne.bsky.social
She/her/hers,🏳️🌈/🏳️⚧️/✊🏿✊🏾ally, marketing VP, equestrian, free thinker, holder of regionally unpopular opinions. Roll tide.
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This is real. Our govt is Tweeting like a 14 year old and calling Americans imbecilic morons. We worry about children being bullied but this is the example set by the U.S. GOVERNMENT. This is so shameful. I’m embarrassed for any of you that think this is okay or make excuses for it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is real. Our govt is Tweeting like a 14 year old and calling Americans imbecilic morons. We worry about children being bullied but this is the example set by the U.S. GOVERNMENT. This is so shameful. I’m embarrassed for any of you that think this is okay or make excuses for it.
Guys I missed it did Ty say why he’s thought Jesus didn’t think we should win this one?
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Guys I missed it did Ty say why he’s thought Jesus didn’t think we should win this one?
Kaden as decoy 😅
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Kaden as decoy 😅
Fucking assholes. Whistle had done BEEN blown.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Fucking assholes. Whistle had done BEEN blown.
Son of a bitch.
Talty I swear to god. Don’t piss me off.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Son of a bitch.
Talty I swear to god. Don’t piss me off.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Talty I swear to god. Don’t piss me off.
Thanks for not dropping that one, R Dubs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thanks for not dropping that one, R Dubs.
Ok what the fuck
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ok what the fuck
Well it wasn’t for lack of goddamned trying to give that drive away. Roll tide.
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Well it wasn’t for lack of goddamned trying to give that drive away. Roll tide.
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Donald Trump: they did a scan of me and it went great
Reporter: what part of you did they scan
Donald Trump: normal amount
Reporter: what part of you did they scan
Donald Trump: normal amount
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Donald Trump: they did a scan of me and it went great
Reporter: what part of you did they scan
Donald Trump: normal amount
Reporter: what part of you did they scan
Donald Trump: normal amount
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
Ugh just found out that what we thought might be a promising Dem candidate for AL Senate (Kyle Sweeter) is already hitting the socials with anti-trans campaign messaging and for, like WHAT reason? It makes him a complete nonstarter for SO many of us. Ugh ugh ugh.
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ugh just found out that what we thought might be a promising Dem candidate for AL Senate (Kyle Sweeter) is already hitting the socials with anti-trans campaign messaging and for, like WHAT reason? It makes him a complete nonstarter for SO many of us. Ugh ugh ugh.
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Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
August 6, 2023 at 8:16 AM
Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
Me watching the grocery clerk completely rearrange my carefully engineered sequence and grouping of items on the belt last night so she could haphazardly bag combinations that made NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
This whole experience is definitely making me meaner and more of an asshole, so, there’s that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me watching the grocery clerk completely rearrange my carefully engineered sequence and grouping of items on the belt last night so she could haphazardly bag combinations that made NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
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any updates on this btw?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
any updates on this btw?
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
every company in 2025
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"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump.. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,,"
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"appear to reveal more Trump ties" ???
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"appear to reveal more Trump ties" ???
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump.. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,,"
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"appear to reveal more Trump ties" ???
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"appear to reveal more Trump ties" ???
Wanna see some dead bodies?
and he's likely right about being the best dressed on that platform
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Wanna see some dead bodies?
Me when I'm being the little spoon.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Me when I'm being the little spoon.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in