Kristi Payne
@akristipayne.bsky.social
She/her/hers,🏳️🌈/🏳️⚧️/✊🏿✊🏾ally, marketing VP, equestrian, free thinker, holder of regionally unpopular opinions. Roll tide.
Just let me know. Oh god, love ya.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just let me know. Oh god, love ya.
There you have it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There you have it.
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
I’m typically very reliant on black clothes but the last few years, I’ve done green sequins, metallic gold (on a black base) and a navy blue sequin dress. I’m going green and gold this year (dress pictured from an event I wore it to this February).
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m typically very reliant on black clothes but the last few years, I’ve done green sequins, metallic gold (on a black base) and a navy blue sequin dress. I’m going green and gold this year (dress pictured from an event I wore it to this February).
As a token of my appreciation, here is my outfit from yesterday, featuring the stretchiest, comfiest palazzo-leg jumpsuit and a super soft cardigan and patent leather Mary Janes. I have otherwise been in pajamas or leggings every day this week.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
As a token of my appreciation, here is my outfit from yesterday, featuring the stretchiest, comfiest palazzo-leg jumpsuit and a super soft cardigan and patent leather Mary Janes. I have otherwise been in pajamas or leggings every day this week.
I’m a 17.5” calf and I just found these slouchy suede ditties by Crown and Vintage (a brand I’d never heard of) that would actually go over skinny jeans. I can almost NEVER find a pull-on boot that works, much less with room to spare.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m a 17.5” calf and I just found these slouchy suede ditties by Crown and Vintage (a brand I’d never heard of) that would actually go over skinny jeans. I can almost NEVER find a pull-on boot that works, much less with room to spare.
Monday night, my dog stalked and killed a stink bug in the corner, then sat next to the stink bug’s dead body and obsessively stared and whined at the corner where the stink bug had been initially observed, looking for the stink bug. That he killed. That was sitting right next to him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Monday night, my dog stalked and killed a stink bug in the corner, then sat next to the stink bug’s dead body and obsessively stared and whined at the corner where the stink bug had been initially observed, looking for the stink bug. That he killed. That was sitting right next to him.
In the market for a younger gusband. This one is no fun anymore, unless, apparently, Britney is involved.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In the market for a younger gusband. This one is no fun anymore, unless, apparently, Britney is involved.
Ok I thought this wedding was gonna get a lot more interesting, but so far the best they’ve offered me is some pretty fire lasagna.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ok I thought this wedding was gonna get a lot more interesting, but so far the best they’ve offered me is some pretty fire lasagna.
Welp, let’s go to this frickin’ wedding on a late season CFB Saturday 🙄
(we are promised many tv’s at the reception)
(we are promised many tv’s at the reception)
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Welp, let’s go to this frickin’ wedding on a late season CFB Saturday 🙄
(we are promised many tv’s at the reception)
(we are promised many tv’s at the reception)
BACK IN MY DAY, you could just walk right into the Louvre or the Eiffel Tower!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
BACK IN MY DAY, you could just walk right into the Louvre or the Eiffel Tower!!
Post you from a different era
You couldn’t tell side pony, gold dipped sand dollar necklace from the PCB strip, ears that could hear a butterfly land in the next county me NOTHIN’.
You couldn’t tell side pony, gold dipped sand dollar necklace from the PCB strip, ears that could hear a butterfly land in the next county me NOTHIN’.
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post you from a different era
You couldn’t tell side pony, gold dipped sand dollar necklace from the PCB strip, ears that could hear a butterfly land in the next county me NOTHIN’.
You couldn’t tell side pony, gold dipped sand dollar necklace from the PCB strip, ears that could hear a butterfly land in the next county me NOTHIN’.
Thank you! Just bought one for Odie. He LOVES a sweater in winter.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Thank you! Just bought one for Odie. He LOVES a sweater in winter.
In honor of yesterdays on-sale-i-versary for @jasonkirk.fyi ‘s book, here’s a photo I never posted of it with my falafel and martini lunch at Pita Stop in Birmingham while I waited for my daughter’s ACL reconstruction to be completed at UAB Highlands across the street on 4/9/24 — the same day…
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
In honor of yesterdays on-sale-i-versary for @jasonkirk.fyi ‘s book, here’s a photo I never posted of it with my falafel and martini lunch at Pita Stop in Birmingham while I waited for my daughter’s ACL reconstruction to be completed at UAB Highlands across the street on 4/9/24 — the same day…
The usually standoffish dog has been uncharacteristically sweet and attention-seeking the past few days and it is MELTING me.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The usually standoffish dog has been uncharacteristically sweet and attention-seeking the past few days and it is MELTING me.
Now who in the hickory hell left a FOOTPRINT on the gym mirror??
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Now who in the hickory hell left a FOOTPRINT on the gym mirror??
As a token of my gratitude, here are my booties of the day.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
As a token of my gratitude, here are my booties of the day.
WE DID IT, JOE!
(We did it! Joe!) ??
(We did it! Joe!) ??
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
WE DID IT, JOE!
(We did it! Joe!) ??
(We did it! Joe!) ??
Besides, Odie is so comf…
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Besides, Odie is so comf…
NOT SEE THROUGH, MY ASS. No, literally, you can see my ass. You can see the pattern on my bra. You can see where my underwear starts. It is EXTREMELY see through.
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
NOT SEE THROUGH, MY ASS. No, literally, you can see my ass. You can see the pattern on my bra. You can see where my underwear starts. It is EXTREMELY see through.
That’s showbiz, baby.
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That’s showbiz, baby.