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@akingcole.bsky.social
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veryimportant.lawyer
When you find the marble in the oatmeal and get to drink from the firehose
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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unormal.bsky.social
the solution to the male lonliness epedemic is 69 cent bean burritos
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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dvsblast.bsky.social
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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nedroid.com
REGINALD (holding Beartato back as he tries to add salt into a mixing bowl): Beartato, no!!! That’s a *finishing* salt! BEARTATO (furious): I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
remember alf? he's back, in pawg form
August 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
akingcole.bsky.social
Brining some chicken for later.
Tupperware with chicken barely visible submerged in a liquid. Lemons and rosemary sit directly above. Tupperware with chicken barely visible submerged in a liquid. Lemons and rosemary sit directly above. Tupperware with chicken barely visible submerged in a liquid. Lemons and rosemary sit directly above.
August 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
and you know what, kids? before those nasty unions got involved, you could have been spending a whole SEVEN nights a week at freddy's!!!!
August 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
emoji in the display name? yyyyyep that's a #BlockOnSight
HELP M,E! I'M TJHE TRUE SOUL OF THIS POST... I BEGAN LIFE AS A REALLY GOOD JOKE BUT THEN AN EVIL SPIRIT BURST UIP FROM HELL AND TRAPPED ME IN THIS HUGE BLURRY PICTURE OF A BLACK AND WHITE CAT LOOKING AT THE VIEWER AND THEN REPLACED ME WITH THE BAD JOKE PAIRED WITH IT! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT'S A TRAP, IF YOU HAVE AN EMOJI IN YOUR DISPLAY NAME AND REPLY TO THJE POST CHEEKILY THE DEMON GROWS MORE POWERFUL *ROARING NOISES FROM OFFSCREEN* OH GOD WHAT'S THAT *SOUND OF DOOR BREAKING DOWN* OH MY GOD IT'S FOUND ME RUN GO RUN AWAUY SAVE YOURSELF *SWIRLING MAGICS AND LIGHTNINGWRAP AROUND MY WRISTS* AGGGHHH ITS TOO STRONG I CAN'T BREAK IT *WITH A CRY I STAGGER BACKWARD, ARMS YANKED ABOVE MY HEAD* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RUN *MAGIC LIGHTNING AROUND MY WRISTS FLARES, CAUSING ME INTENSE PAIN* EEEENNGHHH *BUT APART FROM THAT I'M REMAINING SURPRISINGLY STRONG* I TOLD YOU TO RUN BUT... YOU STAYED? YOU STAYED FOR ME? EVEN THOUYGH WE JUST... WE JUST M,ET AND UGHHHHGAGAGH * THE LIGHTNING FLARES AGAIN* *I HANG MY HEAD* *YOUR HAND REACHES OUT TO ME, QUESTIONING* YOU JUST MET ME *YOU RETRACT YOUR HAND AS I LOOK UP, I'M TOO IN SHOCK TO REALLY NOTICE* YOU JUST MET ME AND YOU'RE WILLING TO STICK IT OUT LIKE THIS? FOR A PUNCHLINE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO ARRIVE? *YOU NOD* *MY LIGHTNING MAGIC MANACLES DISAPPEAR, I STAGGER... BUT YOU'RE THERE TO CATCH ME* *I LOOK UP INTO YOUR EYES* TRUE LOVE... YES, OF COURSE, TRUE LOVE! YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS FUNNY,,,, YOU STUCK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS ME! THAT'S WHAT WILL DEFEAT THE DEMON. *OFF YOUR QUESTIONING EXPRESION* YES, THE DEMON WHO TRAPPED ME HERE! YOUR LOVE FOR ME HAS DRIVEN IT BACK FOR NOW... BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET WE MUST ACT! *I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AGAIN* IT'S GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE WITH AN EMOJI IN THEIR NAME WHO REPLIES TO ITS AWFUL IRONY BAIT POST SHIT THEMSELVES... UNLESS WE LOCK THE REPLIES. TO DO THAT, WE'LL HAVE TO JUMP IUNTO THIS *GESTURES AT SWIRLING PORTAL* I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE. NO ONE DOES. *OFFERS U MY HAND*
April 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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cinemacultist.bsky.social
Absolutely love this Behind the music clip
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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gwynbr.bsky.social
I hope everyone is enjoying the MLB season so far. Here’s a comic I did for Fashion Brand Company last year! I love #baseball and #feet
June 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
very tall bart @TallBart Joker: I'm smoking that GAS Batman Batman (tied to a chair): Joker no those are stems. You're smoking mids Joker Joker: Uh ohhh Batman... I'm rinsing out my grinder Batman: Nooo the kief [thrashes against restraints]
February 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
"missing the point" meme. the person is looking at a poster for SINNERS. they are saying, "Wow!! Music connects us to our past and future and has the power to liberate us!!!!" but the point flying over their head is "Men should go down on women more often"
April 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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lightblanket.bsky.social
Dominos you don’t need to advertise to me I’ll either be in a situation where I’m having dominos or I won’t
April 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect Bobby
I want a perfect World
April 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com
Chrontendo Episode 13 (00:57:21)
April 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
rt if u agree
a colorful painting of a woman with the name bjork on the bottom
ALT: a colorful painting of a woman with the name bjork on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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ceejoyner.bsky.social
there has been a spike in psychic power lately; several people have just 'known' that I cut my own hair
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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possumacquainter.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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willharrisinva.bsky.social
Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.

R.I.P., George
March 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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crtpixel.bsky.social
A WEEK OF GARFIELD
MARS CORP 1989
FAMICOM
Garfield. Huh, I wonder who that's for
March 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
akingcole.bsky.social
The cast from The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle reacting to a foe's odd behavior
February 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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ceej.online
first of all, there are many parts of the world where people are forced to survive on a few hundred calories a day, so every little bit counts. second, many kings and philosophers throughout history have eaten their boogers,
December 27, 2023 at 3:35 PM
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jamellebouie.net
i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!
February 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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jimmycthatsme.bsky.social
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM