Andrzej Kedzior
@akedzior.bsky.social
Uh, I’m just a guy, almost a CPA (candidate, technically). I keep my depression posting to Twitter, just in case Grok is harvesting my tweets.
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It’s time for today’s game of “is this appalling thing the President just said even true or is it just a neuron misfire or a manifestation of his pathological need just to say whatever shit he thinks will make him look cool and tough”
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It’s time for today’s game of “is this appalling thing the President just said even true or is it just a neuron misfire or a manifestation of his pathological need just to say whatever shit he thinks will make him look cool and tough”
She’s right. Also, diet Coke is a terrible choice as your sole sugar-free option. At least A&W includes sugar-free root beer at their restaurants.
diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
She’s right. Also, diet Coke is a terrible choice as your sole sugar-free option. At least A&W includes sugar-free root beer at their restaurants.
Alberta Premium cask strength? The man knows what’s up.
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Alberta Premium cask strength? The man knows what’s up.
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And The Dude, who DID abide
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And The Dude, who DID abide
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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Now he has more time for the RNC, American flags, grandma’s basement, etc.
BREAKING
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino announces he is leaving the agency in January.
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino announces he is leaving the agency in January.
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now he has more time for the RNC, American flags, grandma’s basement, etc.
Enjoyed this episode very much, mostly for its reliance on accounting and financial statement terminology (which is my actual profession).
Here’s part 1 of this week’s three part Better Offline NVIDIA special. I walk you through why NVIDIA is specifically nothing like Enron, WorldCom or Lucent, and why investors might see a few similarities anyway.
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Part One: NVIDIA Isn't Enron - So What Is It?
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 12/17/2025 · 31m
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December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Enjoyed this episode very much, mostly for its reliance on accounting and financial statement terminology (which is my actual profession).
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
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If any one of you is dumb enough to fall for her crocodile-tear-stained change of heart, you let me know and I’ll drive right over and unleash several decade’s worth of scorn right into your bland, credulous face.
The only thing that Marjorie Taylor Greene apologized for is taking part in "toxic politics." And all that means is that she's going to use a softer voice when trying to disenfranchise black people and strip us of our civil rights. www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/p...
‘Humbly, I’m sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she’s turning a new leaf after years of divisive comments | CNN Politics
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said Sunday she will stop using “toxic” rhetoric, marking what would be a dramatic shift in a political brand hallmarked by derogatory comments.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If any one of you is dumb enough to fall for her crocodile-tear-stained change of heart, you let me know and I’ll drive right over and unleash several decade’s worth of scorn right into your bland, credulous face.
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zoomers can't read, and boomers can't write
One thing that the Epstein emails have taught me is that lots of supposedly superior intellects don't understand basic grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
zoomers can't read, and boomers can't write
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
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Sent:
To:
Subject:
Kathy Ruemmler
9/19/2014 11:54:57 AM
jeffrey E. ljeevacation@gmail.com]
Re:
Importance: High
Doesn't look like you are prioritizing your schedule very effeetively.....how are you going to manage all of that? this is unga week so the boss will be in town too....l'Il be here all week -- you may get sick of me....just sat down on the train so can't talk freely.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:48 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
"girls?", careful i will renew an old habit, . this week, thiel, summers, bill burns, gordon brown, jagland, ( council of curope and nobel chairman). mongolia pres, hardeep puree (india), boris ( gates). jabor (qatar ). sultan (dubai, ), kosslyn (harvard), leon black, woody. you are a welcome guest at any... also if you think there are interesting people in town, everyone here for climate summit, clinton security council, holy shit im on
for next 30 minutes
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 7:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler -
> wrote:
Most girls do not have to worry about this crap.
On Sep 19, 20147:09 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
understood. it comes down to high risk / reward / low risk / reward. professional, cmotional. and financial
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 6:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler
Agreed, but I need to be prepared to say yes before I talk to him.
wrote:
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On Sep 19,2014, at 1:21 AM, "jeffrey E." <jcevacation@gmail.com>wrote:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreidpc4aexgxfahdqvqgbocphszflpkdsfpldci2zeo7aqsjkzkbub4@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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man it is pretty crazy everyone forgot about that charlie cork guy already
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
man it is pretty crazy everyone forgot about that charlie cork guy already
Treated myself to a fancy dinner in Krakow last week. The food was simultaneously familiar but also completely novel and interesting. I loved it.
September 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Treated myself to a fancy dinner in Krakow last week. The food was simultaneously familiar but also completely novel and interesting. I loved it.
Finally got to see this mural with my own eyes. Also a bonus birthday card at the hotel.
September 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Finally got to see this mural with my own eyes. Also a bonus birthday card at the hotel.
4 p.m. on a Friday, visiting a distillery, and I’ve had both a pre-tour and post-tour cocktail. I love travelling is what I’m saying.
September 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
4 p.m. on a Friday, visiting a distillery, and I’ve had both a pre-tour and post-tour cocktail. I love travelling is what I’m saying.
Hey I’m specifically heading to Northern Ireland after this weekend to view a mural dedicated to a TV show, so no judgment!
i am NOT visiting new york this weekend just to see jefferson burdick's historic baseball card collection at the met. i will be seeing that while i'm there but please don't spread the rumor that it's the sole or even primary intent of my trip
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Hey I’m specifically heading to Northern Ireland after this weekend to view a mural dedicated to a TV show, so no judgment!
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i don't trust people my age who start calling it a pfp. that's not your term. we call it an avatar, god damn it
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i don't trust people my age who start calling it a pfp. that's not your term. we call it an avatar, god damn it
Not a bad way to spend a self-imposed layover, although their hot dog bun technology needs to be improved because this was hard to hold. Dublin airport is much better once you get past security.
September 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Not a bad way to spend a self-imposed layover, although their hot dog bun technology needs to be improved because this was hard to hold. Dublin airport is much better once you get past security.
I am in Krakow on vacation and listening to @winslowdumaine.bsky.social tell @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social about how there should be a magazine for Jeffs, and I find a place here literally called that on my first day here. Whoa.
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I am in Krakow on vacation and listening to @winslowdumaine.bsky.social tell @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social about how there should be a magazine for Jeffs, and I find a place here literally called that on my first day here. Whoa.
My belt got swiped at security at Pearson airport (they sell >$500 replacements) and. the airport lounge I have passes to is full… but at least I got some dim sum, a pork belly sandwich, and beer in me before my flight.
September 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My belt got swiped at security at Pearson airport (they sell >$500 replacements) and. the airport lounge I have passes to is full… but at least I got some dim sum, a pork belly sandwich, and beer in me before my flight.
My second attempt at butter chicken. I tried to drizzle some cream for the picture (per the recipe) but there wasn’t enough sauce for it to streak so it instead pooled in these areas.
Still, much better than the first. I’ll nail in recipe eventually like I did with tikka masala.
Still, much better than the first. I’ll nail in recipe eventually like I did with tikka masala.
August 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My second attempt at butter chicken. I tried to drizzle some cream for the picture (per the recipe) but there wasn’t enough sauce for it to streak so it instead pooled in these areas.
Still, much better than the first. I’ll nail in recipe eventually like I did with tikka masala.
Still, much better than the first. I’ll nail in recipe eventually like I did with tikka masala.
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gamers will turn on republicans in numbers never before seen
Sony hikes PlayStation 5 prices in US due to tariffs, per Reuters
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
gamers will turn on republicans in numbers never before seen
Wait, that’s the guy? Oh my God. Not saying “only write what you know” because your imagination exists. But you should… not write what you don’t understand.
Your regular reminder that John Boyne is such a shitty author that he copied a Zelda recipe for a magic potion into one of his books.
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wait, that’s the guy? Oh my God. Not saying “only write what you know” because your imagination exists. But you should… not write what you don’t understand.