Andrzej Kedzior
akedzior.bsky.social
Andrzej Kedzior
@akedzior.bsky.social
Uh, I’m just a guy, almost a CPA (candidate, technically). I keep my depression posting to Twitter, just in case Grok is harvesting my tweets.
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It’s time for today’s game of “is this appalling thing the President just said even true or is it just a neuron misfire or a manifestation of his pathological need just to say whatever shit he thinks will make him look cool and tough”
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
She’s right. Also, diet Coke is a terrible choice as your sole sugar-free option. At least A&W includes sugar-free root beer at their restaurants.
diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Alberta Premium cask strength? The man knows what’s up.
The Better Offline CES Suite is under construction
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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And The Dude, who DID abide
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Now he has more time for the RNC, American flags, grandma’s basement, etc.
BREAKING

Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino announces he is leaving the agency in January.
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Enjoyed this episode very much, mostly for its reliance on accounting and financial statement terminology (which is my actual profession).
Here’s part 1 of this week’s three part Better Offline NVIDIA special. I walk you through why NVIDIA is specifically nothing like Enron, WorldCom or Lucent, and why investors might see a few similarities anyway.
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Part One: NVIDIA Isn't Enron - So What Is It?
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · 12/17/2025 · 31m
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December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If any one of you is dumb enough to fall for her crocodile-tear-stained change of heart, you let me know and I’ll drive right over and unleash several decade’s worth of scorn right into your bland, credulous face.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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zoomers can't read, and boomers can't write
One thing that the Epstein emails have taught me is that lots of supposedly superior intellects don't understand basic grammar.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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man it is pretty crazy everyone forgot about that charlie cork guy already
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Treated myself to a fancy dinner in Krakow last week. The food was simultaneously familiar but also completely novel and interesting. I loved it.
September 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finally got to see this mural with my own eyes. Also a bonus birthday card at the hotel.
September 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
4 p.m. on a Friday, visiting a distillery, and I’ve had both a pre-tour and post-tour cocktail. I love travelling is what I’m saying.
September 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey I’m specifically heading to Northern Ireland after this weekend to view a mural dedicated to a TV show, so no judgment!
i am NOT visiting new york this weekend just to see jefferson burdick's historic baseball card collection at the met. i will be seeing that while i'm there but please don't spread the rumor that it's the sole or even primary intent of my trip
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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i don't trust people my age who start calling it a pfp. that's not your term. we call it an avatar, god damn it
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Not a bad way to spend a self-imposed layover, although their hot dog bun technology needs to be improved because this was hard to hold. Dublin airport is much better once you get past security.
September 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I am in Krakow on vacation and listening to @winslowdumaine.bsky.social tell @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social about how there should be a magazine for Jeffs, and I find a place here literally called that on my first day here. Whoa.
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My belt got swiped at security at Pearson airport (they sell >$500 replacements) and. the airport lounge I have passes to is full… but at least I got some dim sum, a pork belly sandwich, and beer in me before my flight.
September 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My second attempt at butter chicken. I tried to drizzle some cream for the picture (per the recipe) but there wasn’t enough sauce for it to streak so it instead pooled in these areas.

Still, much better than the first. I’ll nail in recipe eventually like I did with tikka masala.
August 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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gamers will turn on republicans in numbers never before seen
Sony hikes PlayStation 5 prices in US due to tariffs, per Reuters
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wait, that’s the guy? Oh my God. Not saying “only write what you know” because your imagination exists. But you should… not write what you don’t understand.
Your regular reminder that John Boyne is such a shitty author that he copied a Zelda recipe for a magic potion into one of his books.
August 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM