aka Reject
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"I leave a white and turbid wake. Pale waters, paler cheeks where ere I sail. Envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track. Let them, but first, I pass." Moby Dick by Herman Melville
Now I wanna see Darth Maul at the plate helicoptering those double barrel baseball bats. 😂
Tag yourself.
I'm Bostoo Yook Yarters
I'm Bostoo Yook Yarters
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Now I wanna see Darth Maul at the plate helicoptering those double barrel baseball bats. 😂
Looks like the family dog when they came home to discover he peed on the living room carpet.
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Looks like the family dog when they came home to discover he peed on the living room carpet.
It’s so rough to learn late in life that the people who seemed “cool” growing up were the ones who didn’t care what “cool” was, but simply tried to live as close to who they were as a person without compromising to the criticisms of others. Especially since I spent my entire life trying to hide.
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s so rough to learn late in life that the people who seemed “cool” growing up were the ones who didn’t care what “cool” was, but simply tried to live as close to who they were as a person without compromising to the criticisms of others. Especially since I spent my entire life trying to hide.
I am counting 21 cause I used the white pages AND the yellow pages.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I am counting 21 cause I used the white pages AND the yellow pages.
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I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail. The envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track; let them; but first I pass.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail. The envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track; let them; but first I pass.
(Spoiler) Going to see American History X. Walk into the theater and the movie is already playing. My date and I figured we were just late. We sit down just in time to see Eddie Furlong walking into a bathroom, then BOOM! Credits roll. Turns out we were early and caught the end of the previous show.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(Spoiler) Going to see American History X. Walk into the theater and the movie is already playing. My date and I figured we were just late. We sit down just in time to see Eddie Furlong walking into a bathroom, then BOOM! Credits roll. Turns out we were early and caught the end of the previous show.
Can someone invent a social media where the algorithm feeds off of joy instead of rage, please? I’d really appreciate it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Can someone invent a social media where the algorithm feeds off of joy instead of rage, please? I’d really appreciate it.
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
“One small scoop for cat. One giant scoop for catkind.”
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“One small scoop for cat. One giant scoop for catkind.”
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
The Divine Comedy
The Dead Milkmen
The Lucksmiths
Mandy Patinkin
David Devant & his Spirit Wife
(Or really, bands/artists I’ve seen at least twice, most much more)
The Divine Comedy
The Dead Milkmen
The Lucksmiths
Mandy Patinkin
David Devant & his Spirit Wife
(Or really, bands/artists I’ve seen at least twice, most much more)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Def Leppard
Primus
Midnight Oil
Pink Floyd
They Might Be Giants
(That’s in chronological order if memory serves.)
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Here is my abstract nude.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Here is my abstract nude.
When I was in my teens, my parents bought a house with a satellite dish in the backyard. I would spend hours tuning in whatever signal I could get. One Saturday evening, I happened to find this amazing program. My life was irrevocably changed for the better that night.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When I was in my teens, my parents bought a house with a satellite dish in the backyard. I would spend hours tuning in whatever signal I could get. One Saturday evening, I happened to find this amazing program. My life was irrevocably changed for the better that night.
Go home and get your shine box, Charlie Brown.
Cause she’s got a great ass, Charlie Brown.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Go home and get your shine box, Charlie Brown.
Cause she’s got a great ass, Charlie Brown.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
Is there anybody in there, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cause she’s got a great ass, Charlie Brown.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
Is there anybody in there, Charlie Brown?
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown.
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you know it’s a bad Cloudflare outage when it even takes out down detector 😅
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
you know it’s a bad Cloudflare outage when it even takes out down detector 😅
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
what about bringing it around town
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
“Let’s do the fucking news!”
October 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Let’s do the fucking news!”
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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I legit thought this was Tommy Wiseau.
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
September 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I legit thought this was Tommy Wiseau.
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i think the same way old people have to take the driving test again in some states i think famous comedians over about 50 years old should have to come up through the clubs again every once in a while to figure out if they've turned into unfunny cranks
September 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i think the same way old people have to take the driving test again in some states i think famous comedians over about 50 years old should have to come up through the clubs again every once in a while to figure out if they've turned into unfunny cranks