ajiav
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are you there, god? it’s me, ur boy ajiav
therapist / social worker - missouri / arkansas
therapist / social worker - missouri / arkansas
The presence of “roast beast” in the Grinch universe implies the existence of a fast food restaurant called “Arbeast’s”
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The presence of “roast beast” in the Grinch universe implies the existence of a fast food restaurant called “Arbeast’s”
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Squeaky Fromme, Bashful Fromme, Sleepy, Happy Fromme, Grumpy Fromme, Doc Fromme
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Squeaky Fromme, Bashful Fromme, Sleepy, Happy Fromme, Grumpy Fromme, Doc Fromme
I am dead
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I am dead
Anytime a “super 8” video shows up in a nostalgia show (e.g. Mad Men), the frame rate drop, jerky handheld movements, and image degradation seldom look natural enough to not feel a little like an instagram filter. They were doing the best they could, I know
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Anytime a “super 8” video shows up in a nostalgia show (e.g. Mad Men), the frame rate drop, jerky handheld movements, and image degradation seldom look natural enough to not feel a little like an instagram filter. They were doing the best they could, I know
This person thinks about popular music like I do, which is: How can I change this song into a jingle
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This person thinks about popular music like I do, which is: How can I change this song into a jingle
Mad Men formatting fiasco reveals that crew members were the ones actually smoking Sally Draper’s cigarettes and I feel relieved
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mad Men formatting fiasco reveals that crew members were the ones actually smoking Sally Draper’s cigarettes and I feel relieved
Thinking about how Big Country’s biggest (only?) hit is called “Big Country” and encouraging other bands to write eponymously-named songs. Rule: The song can’t simply be “We are the Masters At Work” or whatever, you have to be metaphoric w it
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thinking about how Big Country’s biggest (only?) hit is called “Big Country” and encouraging other bands to write eponymously-named songs. Rule: The song can’t simply be “We are the Masters At Work” or whatever, you have to be metaphoric w it
Thinking about how Big Country’s biggest (only?) hit is called “Big Country” and encouraging other bands to write eponymously-named songs. Rule: The song can’t simply be “We are the Masters At Work” or whatever, you have to be metaphoric w it
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Thinking about how Big Country’s biggest (only?) hit is called “Big Country” and encouraging other bands to write eponymously-named songs. Rule: The song can’t simply be “We are the Masters At Work” or whatever, you have to be metaphoric w it
I’ve named my fists mac and cheese bc they comfort you on a cold day
I've named my fists Hall and Oates because whoa-oh here they come, watch out boy, they'll chew you up
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ve named my fists mac and cheese bc they comfort you on a cold day
Can’t believe it’s already almost Boxing Day; where does the time go
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Can’t believe it’s already almost Boxing Day; where does the time go
In a way it’s ridiculous that there have been so many James Bond parodies when the originals are already so ridiculous as to render the exercise moot
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In a way it’s ridiculous that there have been so many James Bond parodies when the originals are already so ridiculous as to render the exercise moot
I watched this movie recently and as ridiculous as it was it also somehow felt prescient in its ridiculousness
I put on the old Running Man movie with Arnold. I knew it was bad. I forgot exactly HOW bad.
Also…it has Jesse Ventura with hair. I didn’t recognize him at first.
The deep fake stuff is eery though.
Also…it has Jesse Ventura with hair. I didn’t recognize him at first.
The deep fake stuff is eery though.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I watched this movie recently and as ridiculous as it was it also somehow felt prescient in its ridiculousness
Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger of 1933…
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger of 1933…
SUCH a good thread. Reposting for my own reference and future reference.
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
SUCH a good thread. Reposting for my own reference and future reference.
If there’s one word I think of to describe Bob Dylan, it’s definitely “freewheelin’”
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If there’s one word I think of to describe Bob Dylan, it’s definitely “freewheelin’”
my enemies tried putting ozempic in my wallet but it keeps getting fatter
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
my enemies tried putting ozempic in my wallet but it keeps getting fatter
when life gives you promen, make promenade
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when life gives you promen, make promenade
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I’m booking two Santas for the holiday party and telling the kids it’s up to them to find the imposter
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m booking two Santas for the holiday party and telling the kids it’s up to them to find the imposter
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Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
Man was dropping subliminals; that’s the hip-hop in him
Quoting Andrew’s dad without saying he’s quoting Andrew’s dad is very funny.
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Man was dropping subliminals; that’s the hip-hop in him
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Been saying it for the last year & I'll say it again: It is never foolish to be hopeful.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Been saying it for the last year & I'll say it again: It is never foolish to be hopeful.
I usually count the first album I asked for and received for birthday/xmas (which are practically the same thing for me): INXS - Kick
I never know what counts in those "first record you ever bought" things because there's a very blurry line between "parents buy you records for birthday/Xmas", "pester mum to buy you record while you're with her at the shops" and "mum gives you money but you spend it while at the shops with her".
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I usually count the first album I asked for and received for birthday/xmas (which are practically the same thing for me): INXS - Kick
I don’t mean to be difficult but there is no point in my life where I will ever “place pizza directly on rack”
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don’t mean to be difficult but there is no point in my life where I will ever “place pizza directly on rack”
idk wtf is my problem; sometimes I buy things I don’t like to see if I like them now you’ll never guess how this turned out
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
idk wtf is my problem; sometimes I buy things I don’t like to see if I like them now you’ll never guess how this turned out