Marco Alpert
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Marco Alpert
@ahclem.bsky.social
No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up. - Lily Tomlin
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Some personal news:

I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Thread incoming.

substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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August 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
People are already saying that.
"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
August 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I explain the sketchy shit going down with Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae-Z...
Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell problem
YouTube video by emptywheel
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So much this!
Every death caused by this bill, even the ones that happen in your own families, is your fault, Trump voters, as surely as if you killed them with your bare hands, you fucking assholes. When you're suffering because of your stupidity, don't fucking dare say you didn't vote for this. You did.
July 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Well that hurts and I’m glad to share it
Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark.

(via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
June 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This was our second protest in Roseville, Ca. Much bigger than the first!
June 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
So much this (the part about doubting the 2026 election will actually come). My fear is that it’s going to take more than demonstrations and I don’t know what that more is.
Chris Murphy: "We can't be preparing for the 2026 election. It might not come. All of our focus right now has to be on protecting the democracy, about stopping the corruption."
June 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I would totally buy this.
pitching my comic idea to DC: aquaman's new archnemesis is called Man Ray. no, not a half human half manta ray monster. Man Ray, the surrealist painter and photographer. he just challenges aquaman's preconceptions about formalism
May 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
At least.
I suddenly remember the ending of The Curse with Nathan Fielder at least twice a week. :(
May 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Same.
I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶
May 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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5 ALARM FIRE 🔥

A message from senator Chris murphy

Senator Chris Murphy asks us to post this statement to our public walls.
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Report from the Senate Floor:
“Last night in the Senate, something really important happened.
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April 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Reposting with alt text
April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
My wife and I tuned into his big post-election Zoom where he was going to tell us what he was going to do to protect California from the horrors of Trump and it was all just meaningless pablum. Not at all surprised.
"The first guest on Gavin Newsom's podcast was Charlie Kirk" is more than enough for me to say "absolutely not" to any suggestion Newsom play any role in the future of the Democratic Party. People like him are the past, the failures, the ones who got us here.
Gavin Newsom would have put down the Bell Riots with tanks and napalm I can tell you that much
March 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Basically, they are.
Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
March 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, your paper of record. (Canceled our subscription back when they hired Bret Stephens.)
It's all a fucking game to these people.
March 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And that’s an understatement.
We are underreacting.
March 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy is not welcome in Trump's America. Andrew Tate is.
March 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So, I’m guessing Duolingo will be offering some killer deals on their Russian courses now.
March 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM