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agoginnabox.bsky.social
@agoginnabox.bsky.social
I am become birdless, wanderer of worlds.
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"Hi Eelaware, what a great question! It has been said that Cleveland rocks, and that was the theme song for The Jim Carrey show! Which was set in Cleveland!

It follows that you should look for Cleveland where you find rocks. You will find Cleveland and its rocks by flying into the ground".
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The implication that she's going to be living lavishly on the taxpayer dime, while they point out that her family of 3 is living in a *600-sq ft apartment*, makes me want to scream and break things. No car! 600 sq ft! They want the working class to ~live modestly~, but then mock them when they do.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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“I hope you’re a red shirt on an away mission”
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I regularly get ads letting me know ChatGPT can turn my real life cat photos into a cartoon version of my cat photo - upload now! Doesn’t feel like something a trillion billion dollar company with access to the singularity would be advertising but what do I know.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pluribus has no chill.

You want a mystery box motherfucker?

You'll get one where most of the big stuff is answered right off the bat leading to just a shitton of small questions.

I'm hooked.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

You could do the funniest thing in history.

C'mon.

Do it.
BROOKLYN WE ARE GOING TO CHUCKS! Join us across from 9 PPW at 8:30 *tonight*

Bring pots and pans, let’s make some noise about Chuck folding (again).

Not another #SchumerSurrender

@indivisible.org @riseandresist.bsky.social @50501newyork.bsky.social @handsoffnyc.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why can't we have a little backbone, for fun?
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They've lost the guy that spent every waking moment for two years trying to kill Clinton healthcare.
“The current state of American capitalism isn’t sustainable. It doesn’t deserve to be sustained. And the best way to avoid an American version of “eat the rich” is to fix the current “let them eat cake” distortion of capitalism into which we’ve fallen.”

www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
Let Them Eat AI-Generated Cake
Elon Musk and the coming twilight of the elites.
www.thebulwark.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I cannot fathom the amount of money that is going to flow into NYC in an attempt to drown Mamdani's agenda.

This is going to be by far the biggest stress test of a progressive platform in half a century - assuming he's legitimate. Which, I dunno. I hope so.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Daughter snormurmuring on my chest as I giggle at memes.

Life is good.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm so pleased this will eventually be the whole(non-sponsored) 1st page of search results.

Just, wonderful.
September 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I understand enshitification was all but inevitable, but does it also have to be tacky??
September 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fuck Aaron Sorkin. It was always a game to the people on the hill but my god did that dumb show make them want to also be famous while playing it.
nevermind it's no longer subtext
September 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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a fucking true eagles fan.
September 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
But have you considered that telling Speaker for the Dead truths will alienate people that already think you're a liberal rag?

Food for thoughtless.
September 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yeah. I'm gonna log off.

Just watched it and didn't feel anything.
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oof. Just saw Luka and Bron played 22 each in that first half. They better come out on fucking fire in the 3rd cause they're gonna fall over in the 4th.
April 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've seen enough. Wolves fully capable of just turning it on against this team.
April 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Fuck Breen.

Fuck Doris.
April 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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“No one in power is fighting back because, in my lifetime, no one has ever wanted to lose Republican customers. Not even Democrats.”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
I feel dumb for being an American
Threats to U.S. passport holders. Compromised news outlets. Constant cuts and layoffs. Drew Magary writes on his life under President Donald Trump.
www.sfgate.com
April 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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In retrospect, I probably should’ve written about Trump’s secret plan to send journalist to the camps instead of holding it back for my book
February 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM