Patron Saint Of Tits
@aglittertree.bsky.social
fine, i'll try this app, but i'm gonna be mad about it. call me Glitter. 30, pisces, witch, genius bimbo, poly and queer. she/they
i never get calls on my work phone unless i have something to do. i had a 30 minute inspection and received THREE calls during that time
June 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i never get calls on my work phone unless i have something to do. i had a 30 minute inspection and received THREE calls during that time
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happy pride someone just yelled a slur at me in my own yard
June 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
happy pride someone just yelled a slur at me in my own yard
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happy pride month, fellow gays!!!
June 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
happy pride month, fellow gays!!!
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You either let the bit ruin sex or you commit and get a really unique kink
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You either let the bit ruin sex or you commit and get a really unique kink
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Anyway here's: *starts screaming*
May 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Anyway here's: *starts screaming*
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happy birthday to my best friend, here's an excellent text they sent me a year ago
May 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
happy birthday to my best friend, here's an excellent text they sent me a year ago
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the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
all my mice to my therapist who told me she also can't wait to smoak after our session
May 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
all my mice to my therapist who told me she also can't wait to smoak after our session
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In her defense, I did refer to it as a raised bed.
May 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In her defense, I did refer to it as a raised bed.
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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i couldn't remember the word "polyamorous" and just referred to someone having "free-range partners" and i need to tell someone because no one in the house would appreciate this
May 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
i couldn't remember the word "polyamorous" and just referred to someone having "free-range partners" and i need to tell someone because no one in the house would appreciate this
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these little bastards are so delicious
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
these little bastards are so delicious
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everyone is asking, "would you still love me if I was a worm?" but no one is asking the real, soon to be relevant question, "would you still kiss me if I were a frog?"
the frog curse comes for us all
the frog curse comes for us all
May 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
everyone is asking, "would you still love me if I was a worm?" but no one is asking the real, soon to be relevant question, "would you still kiss me if I were a frog?"
the frog curse comes for us all
the frog curse comes for us all
my hips hurt so bad i can't sit or stand, i need to be railed and then sh0t
May 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
my hips hurt so bad i can't sit or stand, i need to be railed and then sh0t
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one thing I believe is it’s important to celebrate good things 10x as hard and to look for them 10x as often because our animal brains are hard-wired to pay 10x as much attention to bad things; it keeps us alive, but it doesn’t keep us happy
happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself
happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself
May 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
one thing I believe is it’s important to celebrate good things 10x as hard and to look for them 10x as often because our animal brains are hard-wired to pay 10x as much attention to bad things; it keeps us alive, but it doesn’t keep us happy
happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself
happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself
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I hope people in the future discover me and my partner and they are like "they were married for 10 years, then she transitioned and they became roommates."
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I hope people in the future discover me and my partner and they are like "they were married for 10 years, then she transitioned and they became roommates."
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Fax me that ass
May 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fax me that ass
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I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵
May 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵
Derek guy says "dressing for your body shape" is out and picking outfits that build the shape you want is in. down with "flattering" and huzzah to structure and drape. ily Mr. Guy.
My general feeling is that this question often approaches the idea of style from a perspective I don't share. I don't believe in approaching dress first from the perspective of body type. For instance, there are a lot of guides online that break down body types like this.
May 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Derek guy says "dressing for your body shape" is out and picking outfits that build the shape you want is in. down with "flattering" and huzzah to structure and drape. ily Mr. Guy.