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I've heard of edging, but it's been 2,000 years and Jesus hasn't been able to come again.
In Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men."

The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."

However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."

May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads."

However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms."

May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My Christmas pajamas are so cute
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.

Consider the War on Christmas over
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas.

Consider the War on Christmas over
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Next year will be a once in a generation election where we have the opportunity to flip the Governor's Mansion AND the State House. Join Rep. Ruwa Romman for the 1st stop of the Georgia We Deserve Tour where we ring in the New Year together and commit to a Georgia we can afford and where we belong.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
FBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom

Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it.

"But, only women have babies!"
And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man.

Not much of a god...
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reading smut while dilating... My body doesn't know the to do
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We need to recognize that Georgia didn't just flip a seat blue. A district that was specifically gerrymandered to keep it red was flipped.

A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
TPUSA is basically what happens when someone says "what if we treated white fragility as a virtue" and ran with it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm wearing a XL shirt with a S sweater on top... And they both for perfectly.

I really wish sizes were standardized
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
🚨 BREAKING🚨

Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Here's the thing...
ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology.

When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses...

It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I can't believe I just realized this...

God literally cannot be "holy" under monotheism. 😅
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The goal is to make it through the holiday season without listening to The Little Drummer Boy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The perfect gift for the holidays!!!

You'll love it.
Your grandma will love it.

Perfect for anyone who wants a devotional that talks about David masturbating before God!

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November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"In America we say Merry Christmas!"

And we remember the true reason for the season: CAPITALISM!
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I know two well-known, extremely misogynistic, trans-femme Christians...

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that there's two of them.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
18 years together,
2 kids,

And she still grabbed me to make out in the back isle of the store.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Theology is just fan fiction for people who hate character development. 😅
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feel free to use this one today.

"Charlie Kirk? Sorry, I didn't keep up with Star Trek."
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder

Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.

If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder

Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.

If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM