Agile Vector
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Agile Vector
@agilevector.bsky.social
· Jun 29
google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity
BE NOT DA FRAID
ate a cobb salad while posting. now everybody calls me bluecheesesky no matter how many mint ice cream posts i make
all posts should be Bluesky Labeled with how the poster currently smells. the phone should smell them and tell us
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ate a cobb salad while posting. now everybody calls me bluecheesesky no matter how many mint ice cream posts i make
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government shutdown means there is no longer anyone guarding the betsy ross museum. we can finally fuck the flag
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
government shutdown means there is no longer anyone guarding the betsy ross museum. we can finally fuck the flag
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a GIF
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Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
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Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother
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Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
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i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
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It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
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"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch
October 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch
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Transporter Neurosis
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Transporter Neurosis
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
(Have fun arguing about this one, heheh)
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October 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
when i was young and irresponsible i sent goatse to text-message spammers, but now that i am more mature, i still send goatse, but i follow it up with a description for accessibility
dang, so that's what that ATV rebrand was trying to hide
Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.
Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident
LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.
nyti.ms
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
dang, so that's what that ATV rebrand was trying to hide
Episode 2: Return of the Dead Guy
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast
Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.
pagesix.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Episode 2: Return of the Dead Guy
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i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name
making ohio more pointy as a warning to uninformed travelers
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
making ohio more pointy as a warning to uninformed travelers
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i'm so hungry i could eat at arby's
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i'm so hungry i could eat at arby's
me when i try to reseed patchy grass
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
me when i try to reseed patchy grass
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we all decided as a society that we don't want more than one panel of a joke like this
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
we all decided as a society that we don't want more than one panel of a joke like this
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So long, Doug Bowser
Nintendo of America announced that Doug Bowser will retire as President and Chief Operating Officer on December 31, 2025.
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
September 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So long, Doug Bowser
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Finally, the government can run like a college anime club - some one who graduated years ago still running the screenings & events while the elected officials literally screw around in the club space.
coming around to the idea of a shadow government. public office can be just fot social media clout or whatever bullshit and then the shadow government can do stuff that matters
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finally, the government can run like a college anime club - some one who graduated years ago still running the screenings & events while the elected officials literally screw around in the club space.