Micheál Keane
@aexia.bsky.social
Long-time Democratic campaign hack. Obama alum. Warren alum. Father to Twin Toddler Terrorists (he/him)
Disciple of Saint Pleizar the Volcano Thrower because the media likes Republicans and wants them to succeed.
Disciple of Saint Pleizar the Volcano Thrower because the media likes Republicans and wants them to succeed.
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Elon is a bullshit artist but some people are letting negative polarization rewrite their brain to become against objectively good things that he has unfortunately branded himself as being associated with. Actually working self driving cars are obviously good and will likely save many lives.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Elon is a bullshit artist but some people are letting negative polarization rewrite their brain to become against objectively good things that he has unfortunately branded himself as being associated with. Actually working self driving cars are obviously good and will likely save many lives.
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It’s exactly like Russiagate, a true story that a bunch of right wing hacks did their best to discredit
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s exactly like Russiagate, a true story that a bunch of right wing hacks did their best to discredit
If the Washington Post actually cared that one of their own journalists was murdered, it’d be something that informed and colored all of their reporting on Trump.
Instead, they stick to access journalism while penning the occasional perfunctory essay to pretend they give a shit.
Instead, they stick to access journalism while penning the occasional perfunctory essay to pretend they give a shit.
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If the Washington Post actually cared that one of their own journalists was murdered, it’d be something that informed and colored all of their reporting on Trump.
Instead, they stick to access journalism while penning the occasional perfunctory essay to pretend they give a shit.
Instead, they stick to access journalism while penning the occasional perfunctory essay to pretend they give a shit.
At the end of the day, trump was being prosecuted in multiple venues and it all fell apart because court conservatives (with an assist from moderates and liberals) decided he was a special birthday boy who was above accountability.
The speediest AG would’ve run into the exact same wall
The speediest AG would’ve run into the exact same wall
Its popular on this site to blame everything for Trumps return on Merrick Garland, but if it werent for the singular interetence by John Roberts on Trumps behalf, Trump would have been tried and almost certainly convicted over Jan 6th in late summer/early fall before the election.
Chief Justice John Roberts rigged our democracy, helped Trump retake power, and is now discarding legal and constitutional constraints on Trump's actions.
But Roberts needs Trump, too. This symbiotic relationship means there is no hope for course correction.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
But Roberts needs Trump, too. This symbiotic relationship means there is no hope for course correction.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
At the end of the day, trump was being prosecuted in multiple venues and it all fell apart because court conservatives (with an assist from moderates and liberals) decided he was a special birthday boy who was above accountability.
The speediest AG would’ve run into the exact same wall
The speediest AG would’ve run into the exact same wall
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New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
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Open question how many of the aging, creep ass men who rushed to defend her, ahem, prose have or are sleeping with her. All of them want to. Its painfully gross.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Open question how many of the aging, creep ass men who rushed to defend her, ahem, prose have or are sleeping with her. All of them want to. Its painfully gross.
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given that Hunter pissing off Jake Tapper arguably fueled a significant chunk of Tapper-led hatred towards Joe, I would 1000% believe that Nuzzi's Georgetown dinner party set wanted his presidency to fail because they were pissed at Hunter on her behalf
wrong Biden imo
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
given that Hunter pissing off Jake Tapper arguably fueled a significant chunk of Tapper-led hatred towards Joe, I would 1000% believe that Nuzzi's Georgetown dinner party set wanted his presidency to fail because they were pissed at Hunter on her behalf
Really cool that our media has spent so much energy caping for a starfucking fabulist
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really cool that our media has spent so much energy caping for a starfucking fabulist
Mark Sanford? The hiking enthusiast?
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mark Sanford? The hiking enthusiast?
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You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You guys realize that taxing people to pay for services isn't socialism, right? This is just how governments work.
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What makes a banana republic a banana republic is not any prosecution of the outgoing administration, but baseless, politically motivated prosecution. There is a whole literature which teaches that, if crimes against the public order occurred, failing to prosecute them hastens democratic decline.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What makes a banana republic a banana republic is not any prosecution of the outgoing administration, but baseless, politically motivated prosecution. There is a whole literature which teaches that, if crimes against the public order occurred, failing to prosecute them hastens democratic decline.
Everyone loves Prince Cheddward! The cheesy prince shaped like a Cheez-It!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Everyone loves Prince Cheddward! The cheesy prince shaped like a Cheez-It!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
*5 seconds later*
We regret to report that Prince Cheddward was a frequent visitor to Epstein island, was stripped of all titles and is now Cheddward Mountbatten-Windsor.
Get in the hivemind, Carol
Pluribus, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Human Instrumentality Project
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Get in the hivemind, Carol
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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New from me: QAnon once believed that Donald Trump would bring about "The Storm." But when it comes to the actual elite pedophile ring, Trump won't be the hero but a villain. open.substack.com/pub/ctrlaltr...
The Epstein Storm
As we await the release of the Epstein files, let’s revisit QAnon.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
New from me: QAnon once believed that Donald Trump would bring about "The Storm." But when it comes to the actual elite pedophile ring, Trump won't be the hero but a villain. open.substack.com/pub/ctrlaltr...
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New cognitohazard incoming
The words came to me in a dream:
"Goonsday Preppers"
"Goonsday Preppers"
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
New cognitohazard incoming
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
It’d be tempting and easy to say the Times is publishing this because there’s incriminating material about its owner but the truth is elite journalists have never needed any prodding to spout rape culture apologia
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’d be tempting and easy to say the Times is publishing this because there’s incriminating material about its owner but the truth is elite journalists have never needed any prodding to spout rape culture apologia
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I gotta say, Murc’s Law by way of feinting at the opposite of Murc’s Law is maybe a legitimately new evolution of the form.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I gotta say, Murc’s Law by way of feinting at the opposite of Murc’s Law is maybe a legitimately new evolution of the form.
lol. I helped elect Sheldon Whitehouse (“A Whitehouse you can trust”) in 06 while being neck deep in dem campaign politics for the better part of my life and this is the first I’ve heard of 6 for 06
Clearly hanging out with the “wrong” consultants
Clearly hanging out with the “wrong” consultants
E.g. on point 1: the consultant class fondly remembers the "6 for '06" plan of moderate policy ideas Dems ran on in their successful 2006 midterm campaign. But what actually caused the bottom to fall out of GOP polling was the Mark Foley scandal in September which has been basically memory-holed
1. Scandal politics win elections pretty often.
2. THIS scandal divides the GOP more than affordability or really anything.
3. If Dems want to win the fight (pry the files loose, rather than give up after Trump says no) they need to make a referendum out of it. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
2. THIS scandal divides the GOP more than affordability or really anything.
3. If Dems want to win the fight (pry the files loose, rather than give up after Trump says no) they need to make a referendum out of it. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
lol. I helped elect Sheldon Whitehouse (“A Whitehouse you can trust”) in 06 while being neck deep in dem campaign politics for the better part of my life and this is the first I’ve heard of 6 for 06
Clearly hanging out with the “wrong” consultants
Clearly hanging out with the “wrong” consultants