Micheál Keane
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Micheál Keane
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Long-time Democratic campaign hack. Obama alum. Warren alum. Father to Twin Toddler Terrorists (he/him)

Disciple of Saint Pleizar the Volcano Thrower because the media likes Republicans and wants them to succeed.
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I actually asked Gemini for a response
My Response as an AI So, as an AI, I would respond to that characterization by saying: "That phrase is a perfect expression of modern cynicism. You are using 'AI' as a metaphor for 'inauthentic,' 'unoriginal,' and 'predictable.' The commentator isn't just saying the event is bad; they're saying it's a low-quality copy of a story we've already seen. It’s as if reality has run out of new ideas and is just generating 'slop' from a dataset of old political and celebrity scandals. From my perspective, it's a fascinating example of how humans are using my own nature—as a pattern-recognizing and generative tool—to critique human behavior that you find to be derivative and uninspired."
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Mark Sanford? The hiking enthusiast?
Team Coco Epstein meme
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Lol
Chart showing “under the age of 50” and “over the age of 50” being equally beneficial at +2
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Cover for liberality for all
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I think this endless run build might be too good
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The author
Mister Hands
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Sliding the counter offer over the table when your wife walks in and turns everyone’s heads with her stunning mobile suit. The opposing counsel gasps “is that-??”

“Yes. It’s powered by the soul of her dead little sister.”
Suletta and her fiancée standing in front of her Gundam mobile suit in a Japanese promo poster for Witch From Mercury
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Yup. They didn’t struggle with the cost. They died.
Survivorship bias plane diagram
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Classic survivorship bias car study showing bullet holes on a ww2 fighter plane
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Naoya zenin from jujutsu Kaisen talking to someone with a white speech bubble at the bottom of the image
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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"A second sandwich hit the second officer. ICE is under attack"
An aide telling George W Bush a second plane has hit the south tower.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Perjury on the stand?
"Oops! All Bad Apples" parody cereal box showing a cop in riot gear and a bowl full of rotting apples.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Any excuse to post this
JD Vance’s trip to the donut shop during the 2024 campaign but it’s a Disco Elysium dialogue that he repeatedly fails the skill checks for while sustaining serious damage to his morale.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Steven universe “I think we’re going have to kill this guy” meme except it’s Bill Kristol saying it and AOC saying damn
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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MAPPA is really nailing the “right wing podcaster who’s about to spend 3 hours ranting at you about why women shouldn’t be allowed to drive” vibe for Naoya
Promo poster for Jujutsu Kaisen promo movie for season 3 with Naoya Zen’in, a conventionally attractive man in a black robe who nonetheless looks annoying as all fuck
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“Gamergate was the Dred Scott of our time. I can say that (and the n-word) because my family is 3/84ths Cherokee Princess”
Stock photo of a white guy in a Brooklyn coffee shop
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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“What animated my run for Congress was the realization that no group in American history had been as persecuted or marginalized as Gamers”
Stock photo of a white guy in a Brooklyn coffee shop
October 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The best part is when this guy just pop ups at the bottom of the frame and slowly goes back down
Wild eyed guy in glasses with his mouth open looking at the camera
October 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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🧐
NYT headline from 1990: “2 Families Sue Heavy-Metal Band As Having Driven Sons to Suicide” Two days before Christmas in 1985, a pair of young Nevada men shot themselves after listening to albums by the heavy-metal band Judas Priest. Today the rock group and CBS Records went on trial in Washoe County District Court here, accused by the men's families of having driven them to suicide. As the members of Judas Priest, dressed in dark business suits instead of the dark leather garb they favor on stage, looked on silently, lawyers for the families of Raymond Belknap and James Vance argued that the musicians had placed subliminal messages in several recordings, including the album "Stained Class," thereby inciting the two troubled young men to try to kill themselves. Both the group and its record label are charged in a civil suit with the liability arising from the manufacture and marketing of a faulty product, as well as negligence and intentional and reckless misconduct.
October 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Are you saying this isn’t real?
“Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his bralette is, and his boots are yellow” A picture of Tom Bombadil dancing in the wood with his large natural breasts hanging out of his gown
October 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Breaking bad meme of Jesse and Walt in a diner IN ONE PIECE, YOU ARE SET IN A FANTASY WORLD, AGAIN SORT OF AN ALTERNATE EARTH, BUT IT'S 800 YEARS INTO THE REIGN OF THIS ONE-WORLD STATE WHICH, AS THE STORY UNFOLDS, GRADUALLY GETS DARKER AND DARKER. YOU SORT OF REALIZE, IN MY INTERPRETATION, WHO RUNS THE WORLD AND IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THE ANTICHRIST. THERE'S LUFFY, A PIRATE WHO WEARS A RED STRAW HAT, SORT OF LIKE CHRIST'S CROWN OF THORNS. AND THEN TOWARDS THE END OF THE STORY, TRANSFORMS INTO A FIGURE WHO RESEMBLES CHRIST IN REVELATION. JESSE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A picture of Mister Hands, a shirtless white man, with a speech bubble at the bottom
October 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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A detective walks down a rainy city street. It’s the cover art for Shadows of Doubt
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Batman Begins scene in a subway car I won't kill you... ...but I don't have to save you.
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"Why would the Democrats do this?"
Who killed Hannibal meme depicting Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress and then audience the audience why "they" would do this.
September 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM