Adam Story 135
@adamstory135.bsky.social
Engineer, Rancher, F1, UK Sports, St, Louis Cardinals, and Tennessee Titans fan.
He doesn't watch porn b ecause of that weird thing with his son and he doesn't watch news. WTF does he watch, cartoons?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He doesn't watch porn b ecause of that weird thing with his son and he doesn't watch news. WTF does he watch, cartoons?
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Looks like it’s going to be another perfectly normal day from the American right-wing.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Looks like it’s going to be another perfectly normal day from the American right-wing.
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redneck engineering stays undefeated
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
redneck engineering stays undefeated
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This dashcam video of the accident in Louisville yesterday is absolutely bonkers
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This dashcam video of the accident in Louisville yesterday is absolutely bonkers
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Well, they do sell stuff there, don't they?
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Well, they do sell stuff there, don't they?
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Donald turned the Rose Garden into a Ramada Inn breakfast patio and he is now making the White House look like a shopping mall.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Donald turned the Rose Garden into a Ramada Inn breakfast patio and he is now making the White House look like a shopping mall.
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on dick cheney’s legacy The Legacy of Dick Cheney
youtu.be/4jHonla5GYY
youtu.be/4jHonla5GYY
The Legacy of Dick Cheney
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
on dick cheney’s legacy The Legacy of Dick Cheney
youtu.be/4jHonla5GYY
youtu.be/4jHonla5GYY
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If you take out the part inside the dashes, this hardcore projection.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you take out the part inside the dashes, this hardcore projection.
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
Rooting for the thieves.
The Louvre had been open for about 30 minutes Sunday when four thieves carried out a brazen heist at the world’s most visited museum.
They got away with precious jewels once belonging to French royalty. See what they snatched: https://wapo.st/3JkCygC
They got away with precious jewels once belonging to French royalty. See what they snatched: https://wapo.st/3JkCygC
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Rooting for the thieves.
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imagine being on defense and all of a sudden you just got liu-kang-bicycle-kicked in your chest 😂
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
imagine being on defense and all of a sudden you just got liu-kang-bicycle-kicked in your chest 😂
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I deeply and truly want to thank this reporter, whoever it is, from the bottom of my cold dead heart, for framing this question in such a manner.
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I deeply and truly want to thank this reporter, whoever it is, from the bottom of my cold dead heart, for framing this question in such a manner.
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What's he gonna do just sing his one song for 20 minutes?
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What's he gonna do just sing his one song for 20 minutes?
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hating from beyond the grave 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 jane goodall was a real one 🕊️
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
hating from beyond the grave 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 jane goodall was a real one 🕊️
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Installing someone like Bari Weiss as the head of a major news organization isn’t even about profit or longevity. In effect it’s about continuing to shrink the traditional news industry smaller and smaller and weaker and weaker and less and less journalism based until it ceases to exist
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Installing someone like Bari Weiss as the head of a major news organization isn’t even about profit or longevity. In effect it’s about continuing to shrink the traditional news industry smaller and smaller and weaker and weaker and less and less journalism based until it ceases to exist
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I did not know that iconoclastic was a synonyn for batshit crazy.
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I did not know that iconoclastic was a synonyn for batshit crazy.
What a fucking dork.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What a fucking dork.
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some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.
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i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
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Ok, look, I'm forced to point out that making jokes about Autism isn't the coolest thing to ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP
September 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ok, look, I'm forced to point out that making jokes about Autism isn't the coolest thing to ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP
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A sentence I never thought I'd say, "Americans might have to be issued new social security numbers, at great cost to the United States government, because of Big Balls uploading sensitive data to the cloud"
Just would never have guessed I'd need to put those words together in that order
Just would never have guessed I'd need to put those words together in that order
‘Big Balls’ in Biggest Ever Social Security Leak: Whistleblower
The move “potentially violated multiple federal statutes” and could cause a “catastrophic impact,” the whistleblower warned, according to The New York Times.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A sentence I never thought I'd say, "Americans might have to be issued new social security numbers, at great cost to the United States government, because of Big Balls uploading sensitive data to the cloud"
Just would never have guessed I'd need to put those words together in that order
Just would never have guessed I'd need to put those words together in that order
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
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me: what if.. 🤔😏 we kissed 😚🥰 at the Coldplay concert... 🎤🎸 Haha 😂 just kidding...🤣😜 unless? 😳
them: why do your emojis look like that
me: they were all yellow
them: why do your emojis look like that
me: they were all yellow
July 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
me: what if.. 🤔😏 we kissed 😚🥰 at the Coldplay concert... 🎤🎸 Haha 😂 just kidding...🤣😜 unless? 😳
them: why do your emojis look like that
me: they were all yellow
them: why do your emojis look like that
me: they were all yellow